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Old 06-02-14, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Looigi
It's important and significant that you specified "redneck morons in pickup trucks", because any on or two of those qualifiers do not logically imply the other two or one. For example, someone may be redneck and drive a PU and not be a moron. My wife fit's into this category.
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Originally Posted by TomD77
Ya know that "redneck" was at one time a descriptive term, not pejorative.
Red Neck, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer...
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Boulder. You know, the bike friendliest place in the country....

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Boulder. You know, the bike friendliest place in the country....

That must be a carbon bike
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Doubtful. It's a tandem.
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Originally Posted by Little Darwin
Red Neck, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer...
Didn't you just describe a "hipster?"
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Originally Posted by crazyb
That must be a carbon bike
It is now!
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Old 06-02-14, 04:51 PM
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Then again, there is also Redneck Karma. This exists when some bonehead in his fancy new truck tries to run over me on my bicycle...and then finds a bigger, beat to hell F-250 that the owner clearly doesn't give a durn about wrecking waiting for them in the same spot the next day......
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Originally Posted by crazyb
that must be a carbon-covered bike
fify.
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Originally Posted by Rudebob
Since smart phones addictions and texting as a primary form of communication have become the norm, as a cyclist I seldom ride on street or bike lanes that share heavy automotive traffic flow, opting to ride roads less traveled, very early in the am and using more MUP’s or bike specific trails. It is a strategy I have chosen to increase my chances of living. As a result I have had very few close calls with vehicles anymore.


As a motorist, however, I have recently had more close calls with cyclist’s who have made some stupid maneuvers that have put themselves and other vehicles in potential accident situations (we live close to a University). These people obviously don’t take the responsibility of cycling seriously and I figure are not likely the kind of folks who would even spend time on a forum like this.


The point is, people are cautious or careless. It is not about demographics, the color of your neck or the vehicle you choose to use. The best course of action is to be proactive and ride assuming everyone is going to do something stupid and be pleasantly surprised when they show some courtesy. It might even be a redneck.

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All good points. On the OSU campus there are not nearly as many issues because much of the bike traffic is not on main arteries. I live a long way from there. My run-in with the truck is a rare event where I live because I am on the edge of farm country. The road where I was at the time of the incident is the one busy road on the whole ride. When I make the turn west from that road I am riding on county roads through corn, wheat, and soy bean fields with an occasional farmhouse.
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Originally Posted by RaleighSport
No offense was taken. IMO the guys with the balls hanging are just trash usually.. a good ole boy or redneck has a lot more respect for the world at large than those jokers IMO again and I know what you mean with the lift.. there's a huge difference between a truck that sits high for use purposes, a truck that sits high for rock climbing, and a LIFTED ASS truck that maybe the idiot kid drives out into someone elses field and goes "mudding" i.g. trashing someone elses property.. those kids give rednecks a bad name, and I'd wager most of them can't hunt, fish, or do an honest days labor.
People who have to show off with a "LOOK AT ME" are compensating for the fact their are scared little boys who have a massive lack of self-confidence. They feel the only way they will ever be anything, is to force the world to look at what a big shooter they are. Whether it's jacking up the back of a truck, putting 50,000watts worth of amplifier in their trunk, or one of those exhaust systems you can hear for 40 miles..... Best cure for that, a tour of military duty.
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Originally Posted by Wogster
People who have to show off with a "LOOK AT ME" are compensating for the fact their are scared little boys who have a massive lack of self-confidence. They feel the only way they will ever be anything, is to force the world to look at what a big shooter they are. Whether it's jacking up the back of a truck, putting 50,000watts worth of amplifier in their trunk, or one of those exhaust systems you can hear for 40 miles..... Best cure for that, a tour of military duty.
^ You nailed that one! Or as some of my female friends put it:

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Originally Posted by Dudelsack
I live in Kentucky. I've been buzzed three times, and one made me so angry I would have drawn down had I had a weapon. It was some bourbon riddled bum hole in an Escalade.

I've been taken to the curb twice by thoughtless but probably not malicious drivers. Both were of color. I say this only to maintain a bipartisan flavor to this thread.
Each region has its flavor of the same problem. Here in hella-county, it's more often soccer moms on their cell phones and the recent immigrants that can't see over the steering wheel.
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Originally Posted by Biker395
Demographic most likely to give me grief on the road: 20 something males driving full sized pickups. A distant second is someone driving a luxury car.
Demographic least likely to give me grief on the road: Immigrant gardeners driving their flat bed or pickup with their stuff in the back.
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Read your history.
At the time, they were shipping a lot of people off to the colonies.

They classified anyone not well off as criminals for the most trivial reason, or no reason at all...

Like orphans.

They got a bounty on people shipped off, and into indentured servitude. In the more hospitable colonies as many as 20% survived their period of servitude.

Round up the poor, sell them off...
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Originally Posted by aubiecat
Didn't you just describe a "hipster?"
Nah. A "hipster" would drink one of he new "hip" IPA craft beers.
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We need Foxworthy in on this
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Originally Posted by crazyb
We need Foxworthy in on this
"If you have ever floored your pickup truck in reverse and then slammed on the brakes to empty the bed.........you may be a redneck."
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Originally Posted by revchuck
fify.
...and high-quality buckyballs, at that!
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Originally Posted by slorollin
"If you have ever floored your pickup truck in reverse and then slammed on the brakes to empty the bed.........you may be a redneck."
I've shut a few car doors doing that.
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What about yuppie morons in priuses?
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Originally Posted by rubic
Nah. A "hipster" would drink one of he new "hip" IPA craft beers.
no those are too "Trendy", aubiecat had it right the first time... PBR is what the "hipsters" like.
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Originally Posted by slorollin
"If you have ever floored your pickup truck in reverse and then slammed on the brakes to empty the bed.........you may be a redneck."
I've been on a C-130 that did that in Afghanistan.
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Actually I have often thot of getting a $50 pickup and teaching a few drivers a lesson. I would love to slam on the brakes of that old pickup when Im being tailgated by a woman on her cell phone. It would be great to see her little foreign car fold up, and teach her a lesson about driving and texting.
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Originally Posted by revchuck
I've been on a C-130 that did that in Afghanistan.
Let me see if I understand this. You had C-130 cargo planes in Afghanistan that could fly backwards and the stop suddenly in mid-air to empty the cargo?
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