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Old 04-26-05, 11:24 AM
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What would YOU do?

Since Lance announced his retirement after the Tour, Sheryl keeps calling me and asking me to come over and "hang" at the pool.

Here's the question: Do you think it would be okay to go AND wear my Livestrong wristband? AND...if we started, like, fooling around, should I leave the wristband on?

Thanks in advance,

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Old 04-26-05, 11:28 AM
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Ahh...attempt at humor
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You sure she didn't ask you to come over and "clean" the pool?
If by "fooling around" you mean her and her friends pointing at you and laughing while sipping martinis then no, don't wear the wrist band because you'll just bring us all down.

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Old 04-26-05, 11:29 AM
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Ahh...attempt at humor
Worse than a golf forum...
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Old 04-26-05, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by powers2b
You sure she didn't ask you to come over and "clean" the pool?
If by "fooling around" you mean her and her friends pointing at you and laughing while sipping martinis then no, don't wear the wrist band because you'll just bring us all down.

Enjoy


At least someone on this thread is funny
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Old 04-26-05, 11:32 AM
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There has been some concern in medical publications lately that extended wearing of those silicone wristbands may cause delusions and fantasy type thinking. Adverse reactions also may include vomiting, dizziness, hemorrhoids, irritable bowl syndrome, anal leakage, confusion, delinquency and insolvency. It is suggested that if you experience one or all of these conditions that you must not try and act out any of the fantasies that you may incur. I think that we have a good case here
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Old 04-26-05, 01:57 PM
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Lose the wristband. Fantasy indulgences should be guilt free. And what would Salma say? or is she there too?
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Old 04-26-05, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by zensuit
AND...if we started, like, fooling around, should I leave the wristband on?
It all depends on WHERE you are wearing the wristband... and if it fits.
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Old 04-26-05, 03:09 PM
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Melt the wristband down into a penis band.
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Old 04-26-05, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by suntreader
It all depends on WHERE you are wearing the wristband... and if it fits.
LOL... that'll impress her... or scare the living daylights out of her
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Old 04-26-05, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by zensuit
Since Lance announced his retirement after the Tour, Sheryl keeps calling me and asking me to come over and "hang" at the pool.

Here's the question: Do you think it would be okay to go AND wear my Livestrong wristband? AND...if we started, like, fooling around, should I leave the wristband on?

Thanks in advance,

Z
My my case (probably not yours), I would amaze her by showing up wearing the wristband around my er, male member. It would be a bit tight, but I would take it off after dazzling her!
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Like, is valley girlese your everyday language?
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Wait a min you don't have the cajones to go faster than 45 down a hill and you want us to believe you are going to have the cajones to go hook up with Sheryl?

I call shena****ns. <--WTF it edited the middle of that?!
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Old 04-26-05, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by zensuit
Since Lance announced his retirement after the Tour, Sheryl keeps calling me and asking me to come over and "hang" at the pool.

Here's the question: Do you think it would be okay to go AND wear my Livestrong wristband? AND...if we started, like, fooling around, should I leave the wristband on?

Thanks in advance,

Z
Don't even think about it, buddy.
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Old 04-26-05, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Lance_Armstrong
Don't even think about it, buddy.
Ahhh - sprung !!!
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Old 04-26-05, 06:55 PM
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please do not attempt any more jokes

seriously, what's next... a 'jump to conclusions' floormat?
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Old 04-26-05, 10:05 PM
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Old 04-26-05, 10:14 PM
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That Bob Barker sure does get my blood flowing...mmmm.......
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Old 04-27-05, 01:35 AM
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I wonder what Sheryl rides?
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Originally Posted by Grasschopper
I call shena****ns. <--WTF it edited the middle of that?!
Work phonetically with me here as the edited part spells out en-eye-gee-ah which is a common term used by illiterate racists.
I get around this by spelling it "shenaniegans"
Please note that I was attempting to explain the editing software and the presets therin and not making an actual comment using the term in question
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Old 04-27-05, 01:45 AM
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or just call it "shens"
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Old 04-27-05, 01:48 AM
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This is kinda like a joke - but only smaller
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Originally Posted by Raiyn
Work phonetically with me here as the edited part spells out en-eye-gee-ah which is a common term used by illiterate racists.
I get around this by spelling it "shenaniegans"
Please note that I was attempting to explain the editing software and the presets therin and not making an actual comment using the term in question
Oh I understood why it was editing it I was just in disbelief that t will edit the middle of a legit word.

And guys if you took the time to get to know THE Zensuit you would find this funnier. He was on a golf forum I was a member of for years and he had some of the funniest posts ever over there, it was a sad day when he left...but hey he found cycling as did I.

Plus a little playfull banter is way better than talking about what size Lance's shoes are again...or if Lance used a Campy left shifter...or what bike should I buy....or what saddle should I buy...or...
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Best thread so far.
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