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Old 01-20-06, 02:36 AM
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http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html ----i've never laughed as hard as i did reading this. not work safe of course.
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Old 01-20-06, 05:21 AM
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I only made it through first few before I gotta run, but those were HILARIOUS!!
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Old 01-20-06, 05:51 AM
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Dammit! They blocked the site at work. I'll have to read it on the down low through my portal I sneaked in on my other work computer. Hehehehe, it gives me access to all the porn I want on the government tax dollars! Wheeeeeeeee!!!!

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are you sure that bloodninja isn't MERTON?! reads just like him!
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this is hilarious, thx
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There are tears streaming down my face!!



Great reaction quote... "What the **** is this madlibs? I'm outta here."
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Old 01-20-06, 05:32 PM
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*Powering up Proton packs*
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Old 01-20-06, 06:21 PM
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Read those before, and they are freaking hilarious.. oh damn I forgot how funny these were. This guy is brilliant, just brilliant.
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Old 01-20-06, 06:58 PM
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Freakin high-larious The pirate one was mean, but it was so funny, HARRRRRRRR!
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Old 01-20-06, 07:36 PM
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Nuggets... lmao.
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Old 01-20-06, 08:00 PM
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Old 01-20-06, 09:50 PM
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That was amusing.
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Originally Posted by CycleMagic
are you sure that bloodninja isn't MERTON?! reads just like him!


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Old 01-20-06, 10:19 PM
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The pizza one where he sticks his schlong on the pizza was the funniest.
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Old 01-20-06, 10:44 PM
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Seen some of those before, but not the last couple. Great stuff
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Old 01-21-06, 01:36 AM
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Haha, that's great.
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I love the ghostbusters one....I guess because we had an albino guy in our class back in high school...and me and him exchanged smack talk pretty much through the entire day.
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Old 08-12-06, 03:12 PM
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BUMP. Newbs need to have a laugh.
LOL I still laugh at this.
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Old 08-12-06, 03:15 PM
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bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
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Old 08-12-06, 03:37 PM
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says the man who's madly copying down all those chicks sn's so he can im them.
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Old 08-12-06, 03:40 PM
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Oh, sh**! That IS funny.
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Old 08-12-06, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by EJ123
I still laugh at this.
Tell us the truth, EJ... how many times a week do you read the linked thread?
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Old 08-12-06, 04:00 PM
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Ahaha I swear like ive only read it 2 times.
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