why can't witches have babies ******************************???? because their husbands' got a Hallow Weenie,,,,,,,,ahhhh come on !!!!

Snooze! Alright it is a tad funny! Especially considering your timing.

Papa was very proud of his new suit and was showing it off to Mama. "Look Mama - a fourteen inch zipper!"
Mama was not impressed, "Our rich neighbor has a four car garage. He opens that big door and what comes out? A bicycle".

Well yeah ,,,, it's Halloween,,,,,,,,you go next see whatcha got,,,,,,,,

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OK one more,,,,, if nobody laughs I'll stop,,,,,,, Man comes home with his brand new cowboy boots,,, walks in the house asks his wife if she notices anything new ,,, she says no , he walks out goes takes off all his cloths except his boots,, goes ,asks again , she says no again,, only your pecker hanging down , boy this sets him off ,,,, and he shouts at her, you know why it's looking down ? ?? he's looking at my brand new pair of boots that's why,,,, the ol lady looks at him without skippimg a beat and says to him ,,, you should have bought the hat ,, you should have bought the hat,,,,,

missed the forum? already one here to yuck it up Jokes & Humor

,,,,, No feitsboob,,, this is only Halloween Humor ,,,, That was the last one ,,, just Halloween Humor,,,,,,,have agood one

One Scott to another
Do you know how to tell one Big Mac from another

Look under their kilt