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Old 11-28-17, 04:41 PM
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Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?








Because it is two-tired
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The fact that I don't recall any (except the initial one) and none have shown up must mean something.

I have no clue what, however.
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Didn't see the previous recent thread on this?

Cycling Jokes...

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That thread was from before I registered
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This sort of post will be best received in the section called "Foo." Ask a mod to move it for you.
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