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Old 02-15-19 | 08:04 PM
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The red flag in that photo is no locals. Unless they're parked on the side away from the picture, if you don't see beaters or work vehicles a place like that is best passed by.
It has a drive-thru window round back.


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Old 02-15-19 | 08:53 PM
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Olive Garden is the new cyclists hang out?
Where else can you get an 1800 calorie meal?
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Old 02-15-19 | 09:01 PM
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And unlimited salad and breadsticks.
Oh yeah.

I actually have fond memories of Olive Garden. My parents, especially my Mom, loved going there. She passed away 10 years ago but even now I think of the good times she, and all of us, had eating at OG. Miss you Mom.
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Old 02-15-19 | 09:29 PM
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We eat at Olive Garden occasionally. Good tossed salad and bread sticks, decent soups, flavored Ice Tea. Staff is OK. What's the beef ...
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Old 02-15-19 | 11:55 PM
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Where else can you get an 1800 calorie meal?
A bacon smokehouse burger, large fries, and vanilla shake at McDonald's.
chinese buffet.
Several slices of pizza.
A bag of peanuts.
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Old 02-16-19 | 10:48 AM
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Old 02-16-19 | 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by wgscott
Where else can you get an 1800 calorie meal?
Claim Jumper chicken pot pie ain't messin' around!

CHICKEN POT PIE CJ classic since 1977, carrots, onions, mushrooms, peas, savory herb cream sauce, flaky pie crust, fresh fruit (2120 cal) 16.99
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Old 02-18-19 | 07:44 AM
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I honestly can't tell if you're kidding, otherwise we seem to be looking at a very different picture. I can't make out anything like that on my monitor.
I'm joking.
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Old 02-18-19 | 08:40 AM
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I'm joking.

Oh, in that case, I think the middle bike frame is made of titanium fiber.

I wouldn't know what really old Dura Ace looked like.
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Old 02-18-19 | 08:41 AM
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I rest my case.

After eating all of that, you also might want to take a nap.
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Old 02-18-19 | 08:48 AM
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Oh yeah.

I actually have fond memories of Olive Garden. My parents, especially my Mom, loved going there. She passed away 10 years ago but even now I think of the good times she, and all of us, had eating at OG. Miss you Mom.

Out of curiosity, do you still go there sometimes?

Emotional associations with food/places are powerful things. One of the reasons it's a bad idea to insult people's tastes--you never know whether you're really insulting their memories.

I'd probably still go to Shakey's Pizza if there was still such a thing around here just because of the childhood associations..
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Old 02-18-19 | 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets
Claim Jumper chicken pot pie ain't messin' around!

CHICKEN POT PIE CJ classic since 1977, carrots, onions, mushrooms, peas, savory herb cream sauce, flaky pie crust, fresh fruit (2120 cal) 16.99
Those pies can be quite savory, but let's please not lose sight of the fact that Claim Jumping remains a serious problem in states like Wyoming, not to be made light of in a flippant manner.
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Old 02-18-19 | 09:03 AM
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Out of curiosity, do you still go there sometimes?

Emotional associations with food/places are powerful things. One of the reasons it's a bad idea to insult people's tastes--you never know whether you're really insulting their memories.

I'd probably still go to Shakey's Pizza if there was still such a thing around here just because of the childhood associations..
I don’t go to OG anymore. My decision has to do with healthy-eating and healthy-living choices that I have made to keep my diabetes and coronary disease issues under (better) control. The memories of happy family times at OG, however, remain a major component of my good-times memory landscape.

I also have fond memories of Shakey’s Pizza, especially the one on Sunset Blvd., in Hollywood California.

There was a piano player and Mom loved to request The Entertainer, from the movie The Sting (Mom was a huge Paul Newman fan). It got to the point that when he saw us walking in, he would stop whatever he was playing and start up with The Entertainer. I think that Dad was mildly jealous of the piano player.

There was also the time that my brother, his high school football player friend and myself were asked to leave because we were eating everything in their lunch all you can eat menu. Those were the days.

I took my college sweatheart, and now wife, on one of our first dates to Shakey’s. I accidentally bit into a hot pepper and my face turned crimson red and I sweated profusely...my wife couldn’t stop laughing and I knew right there and then that I had to marry her.

Alas, as you mentioned, there are now only a handful of Shakey’s around. Sad times.

You are absolutely correct about those powerful connections and why it is usually not a good idea to insult people’s choices of eateries.

Now, how about the scent of a freshly opened box of crayons...Nirvana!

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Old 02-18-19 | 09:53 AM
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I think you can correlate the "sticky table test" just walking in, with the smell of old grease and overloaded venta-hoods, lingering odors of a fish fry or bbq smoke or other things depending. Cooked, not raw ingredient odors of course. If I smell MSG I'm out though, that's a full stop..
I do know what all of the smells above are except MSG. What does it even smell like prior to eating. I know exactly what it smells like a short time after ingesting
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Old 02-18-19 | 10:33 AM
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We eat at Olive Garden occasionally. Good tossed salad and bread sticks, decent soups, flavored Ice Tea. Staff is OK. What's the beef ...
Probably horse.
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Old 02-18-19 | 11:32 AM
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I do know what all of the smells above are except MSG. What does it even smell like prior to eating. I know exactly what it smells like a short time after ingesting
MSG is ok if they don't go overboard with it. Those that do, the offenders are mostly Chinese food places IME, you can smell it just like after you have a dish that's overloaded with it.
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Old 02-18-19 | 12:23 PM
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questions....

There are a couple of things here that puzzle me, first being, why certain people feel the need to trash “Olive Garden” and folks who dine there.
Secondly....does the OP have nothing better to do than be a “Johnny on the spot” art critic?
Go ride your bike....
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Old 02-18-19 | 12:46 PM
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I don't trash Olive Garden. I just state the fact that my whole family got food poisoning from eating lunch at the Kennesaw, Georgia location a few days before Christmas 2005. It's not my business if people eat there.
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Old 02-18-19 | 12:58 PM
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Well, the bikes are real, but it's fake advertising.
So my wife and I are traveling and decided to have dinner in an Olive Garden restaurant. Below is a wallhanging picture that was next to our table. I think it’s supposed to make the viewer think it’s an old world (Italian) setting. I think it’s staged. Those bikes look as if they’ve never been ridden...not the bikes that old Italian guys would be tooling around the town on. I've been there and the old guys tool around on old bikes that are well-use, dirty, rusty, etc.








I had some relatives who did the design work for restaurants, inside and outside. I worked with them a little when they were putting in the finishing touches before a grand opening. The thought that usually goes into the paintings, photos, shelves of books, sculptures, etc. simply isn't that great. This photograph just gives a certain ambiance. It isn't meant to be authentic or anything else beyond that. The vast, overwhelming majority of customers do not inspect the details. Even the designers don't usually look beyond the level of casual ambiance.

Food snobbery, bike snobbery, other snobberies are just expressions of ego, which characteristically desires to puff itself up by making others out to be inferior.

I lived in Italy for a while, and have had a couple of very Italian girlfriends. The photo looks pretty Italian.

As for OG: They can't possibly all be the same. The quality of the food would vary with location, management, and employees.

Food snobs are, along with journalists, the lowest form of humanity. The lowest.

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[left]There are a couple of things here that puzzle me, first being, why certain people feel the need to trash “Olive Garden” and folks who dine there.
Probably for the same reason why certain people repeatedly make gratuitous comments about their preference for more expensive products and "kit" with pricey brand names, than that used by presumably less worldly/less knowledgeable people; or gratuitously post about their financial status in comparison to their neighbors or countrymen.

It boosts their ego; sad.
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Food snobbery, bike snobbery, other snobberies are just expressions of ego, which characteristically desires to puff itself up by making others out to be inferior.
Exactly!
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Old 02-18-19 | 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by livedarklions
A bacon smokehouse burger, large fries, and vanilla shake at McDonald's.
chinese buffet.
Several slices of pizza.
A bag of peanuts.
Or just a large Oreo peanut butter shake from Sonic, which comes close at 1720 calories.
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Old 02-18-19 | 02:56 PM
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Or just a large Oreo peanut butter shake from Sonic, which comes close at 1720 calories.

No drink is that good! Quick search says that's the highest calorie shake in the U.S. among chains.

Cold Stone Creamery used to have a 2000 calorie one, but it looks like they cut it back.
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No drink is that good! Quick search says that's the highest calorie shake in the U.S. among chains.

Cold Stone Creamery used to have a 2000 calorie one, but it looks like they cut it back.
Well according to this page: https://fastfoodnutrition.org/sonic/...er-shake/large the shake has 1890 calories, but Sonic's website shows it at 1720. Either way, one shake and you've consumed almost all of a 2,000 calorie a day diet. It better be extremely good in order to be the only thing I eat all day.
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Old 02-18-19 | 10:35 PM
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Secondly....does the OP have nothing better to do than be a “Johnny on the spot” art critic?
Go ride your bike....
Wife and I were travelling. Hotel life. Didn't have a bike with me. It was late in the evening. Wife likes OG. They sat (or is it seated???) me next to the pic in my OP. I saw bikes in the picture so had to look at them.

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