Why does Chris L keep crashing?
Chris L has now had six crashes in the last year, at the following locations:
Brays Creek Spicer's Gap Surfers Paradise Coolangatta (that was a bad one) Mt Cainbable Kirra (this morning) All of these were totally self-inflicted. This morning's effort was particularly stupid. Chris L failed to unclip from the pedals properly when stopping at a red light. Chris L also did this too close to a gutter with predictable results. Chris L was unharmed... this time. So what is the problem here? |
I think it's the lack of moisture. It has caused Chris L's brain, (ie, sense of balance etc.), to become severely unstable. Once the rains begin in earnest I think Chris L will once again become a respectable cyclist and return to his previous good cycling abilities.:) :)
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Over-confidence. His cycling skills have developed to such a level that Chris L now believes he is invincible. He clearly is not.
To overcome this problem he needs to recite the following in front of a mirror 10 times before each ride. "I'm damn good - but I'm not perfect." (Either that or he's just being clumsy and careless.) |
Chris,
I don't know why you crashed six bloody times! Try to be more careful. :D |
Perhaps Chris L's training wheels are out of calibration? :D
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His handsome good looks are causing unexpected magnetic effects toward distant ladies, perhaps...? :)
The key is to ride when no one's watching, maybe in the middle of the night. These things don't usually happen unless there's someone around to laugh. ;) |
Like in the movie "Groundhog Day", you have to keep doing it until you get it right. Or, to paraphrase the Blue Diamond Almond commercial, "a prang a day is all we ask."
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Originally posted by mechBgon His handsome good looks are causing unexpected magnetic effects toward distant ladies, perhaps...? :) |
Originally posted by Chris L Can MechBgon seriously look at Chris L's picture and make this claim? |
It's because he's a muppet! (Or fool/idiot/prat/ etc.) :D
Never mind ChrisL, I'm sure you'll sort it soon. Or else... Ellie |
Is your bike trying to tell you something mate? :D
Rich |
Originally posted by Rich Is your bike trying to tell you something mate? :D |
That would be it then...one of your bikes is jealous!
Rich |
Perhaps the new bike was the "Maquis de Sade" special edition...?
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He's riding upside down, down there in the "Down Under" isn't he? :confused:
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Originally posted by Gus Riley He's riding upside down, down there in the "Down Under" isn't he? [edit]Could it be that lack of vigilance is Chris L's problem. Chris L almost lapsed back into first-person for this post! |
Maybe this 3rd person thing has gone so far he forgets to keep track of what Chris L is doing?
Now if it was me an atractive female would be the distracting cause. kev:) |
Originally posted by Rural Roadie Maybe this 3rd person thing has gone so far he forgets to keep track of what Chris L is doing? Now if it was me an atractive female would be the distracting cause. |
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