Would people a bit seriously triggered if I wear these jerseys?
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Would people a bit seriously triggered if I wear these jerseys?

I found them on AliExpress
apart from their fabric quality, among all AliExpress jerseys, for me, that grey is THE ONE.
(seriously lol. I've never met others opened my heart wider.)
though that green — red arrangement reminds me Heineken beers.
but I wonder, besides the design is not scientifically educational at all, if I go out with wearing this, would people actually triggered a bit by this, seriously?

yeah, it's funny question, I recently watched too many stand-up comedies on YouTube, but apart from it, I seriously would like to know.
I'm asking because I'm actually a short and timid guy. (I'm an Asian) I would like to concern, believe or not after writing all those stuff lol
Thanks to many many comments in advance.
*P. S.
btw, if anyone want one too, just type 'widewins evolution' in AliExpress and you'd see long sleeved ones too, but do NOT expect quality of fabric.
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I found them on AliExpress
apart from their fabric quality, among all AliExpress jerseys, for me, this is THE ONE.
(seriously lol. I've never met others opened my heart wider.)
though that green — red arrangement reminds me Heineken beers.
but I wonder, besides the design is not scientifically educational at all, if I go out with wearing this, would people actually triggered a bit by this, seriously?
yeah, it's funny question, but apart from it, I seriously would like to know.
Thanks to many many comments in advance.
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Somebody will get triggered over anything you do.
Social media allows us to broadcast for supporters.
We used to keep quiet over the petty stuff.
Evolution.
Social media allows us to broadcast for supporters.
We used to keep quiet over the petty stuff.
Evolution.
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An adult riding a bicycle is enough to trigger a serious emotional response in a lot of non-cyclists, no matter how the cyclists is dressed.
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People will just think you’re kind of nerdy, if they think anything about it at all
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I think the whole world finds a monkey on a bicycle funny....
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This jersey wouldn't trigger any bad responses in Australia. Some would think its mildly amusing.
The USA is full of LUNATICS though so who knows.
The USA is full of LUNATICS though so who knows.
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Grey is perfect. Blend with pavement like camo. Excellent irony winning a Darwin in “evolution” Jersey.
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and did you see ' www Share The Damn Road com' on grey one, even without proper dots on before and after?
*** if anyone want these, just typing 'widewins evolution' in AliExpress would do the magic including for long sleeved ones,
but should NOT expect quality of fabric ever !! ***

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Not at all. Unless you are in the 'get off my lawn', Boomer category.
We got the Internet for the trouble.
And people always wanted to gossip about the petty things anyway.
Evolution is a wild, twisting river - as much as humanity would like to make it an engineered canal with a calculated result.
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Doesn't offend me in the least, but cheap fabric does. I've bought $30 jerseys, and $100+ jerseys.... HUGE difference in quality. My Pearl Pro's are comfortable, the pockets are perfectly sized, silicone grippers excellently designed, they breathe and wick moisture very well, and they are durable as heck.
Never understood novelty jerseys.
Never understood novelty jerseys.
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