I confess, I had avoided looking at the picture too closely, but now I have, I agree. Those shorts are worn too low to wear without a shirt.

Hmm maybe I should wear my bib shorts

Add a jersey, or you'll just look like an extra from a Frankie Goes to Hollywood video.

No, be bold. Wear a thong to your next group ride.

At least.

Please, nobody post the Borat picture.

A little inspiration for LarrySellerz :

Now I'm embarrassed.

I got a really painful sunburn that day. And that's all I'm gonna say about it.

Not to mention the mishap of pinning on the number before deciding that on the bars would be best.

If the number tag was a bit bigger, I would've used it instead of the thong. But that would've required four digits, maybe even five.

And why not thank you please. Can not photo image of poster serve as a Cultural Learnings of California for Make Benefit Glorious Group Rides?

y'all can hate but Im training hard 200+ miles a week and as many drop rides as my schedule allows. I'm going to lose my gut and become super fast mark my words. I keep getting dropped on the hills though which kinda sucks but whatever

Dud, nobody cares if you are fat or thin, or fast or slow, or drop people or get dropped, except you.

What people are poking fun at are some of your ridiculous and selfish attitudes .... as has been clearly explained.

If an idiot rides slowly, and then that idiot learns to rides swiftly .... you just have bad behavior over a range of speeds.

That's kind of like the bicycle world's version of that old saying about broken clocks.

If his goal is to lose the gut, let's all do him a favor and stop feeding him.

I really don't get what's so amusing to some people about this particular troll.

Lplo

They shoot horses, don't they?

Well, somebody's thrusting something around here, but it's obviously not greatness.

The context of that quote is quite interesting , by the way. Basically, something told to the character to con him into doing a bunch of stupid things.

...Malvolio doesn't get enough love, IMO. I find his exit line, "I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you !!!", to be so descriptive of some of the stuff I follow on teh Biekforooms.

People aren't familiar with the lost 4th act where he forces them to all drink the wrong chain lube.