Originally Posted by indyfabz (Post 23720034)

I used to get The Economist. Does that count?

I canceled my subscription because, after laying all of them out end to end they didn’t reach a conclusion.

Originally Posted by Koyote (Post 23720052)

We hate that joke.

Originally Posted by kcjc (Post 23720045)

#4 - Adrian // Being an annoying, if harmless, twatwaffle. An Adrian also exhibits poor spelling and grammar while attempting to make points. https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...waffle&page=26
#10 - Sur La Plaque // French for “Put that thing in the big ring, ****tard.” (Literally, to move sur la plaque means to move onto the plate, or the BIG RING.)
#19 - The Anti-V // The forces in life that cause you to not observe The V.The Anti-V manifests itself in an absence of those things we love most about cycling: a combination of guts, class, and panache. Wheel-sucking, bragging, and poor sportsmanship are examples of the Anti-V. (Thanks to KitCarson.)
#61 - Gun Decks // The platforms that absorb the massive force of our guns.Every Velominatus knows their guns aren’t their arms (carry those gallons of milk in one at a time, we don’t want to build up too much upper body mass, Hercules) but their legs. And we all know the way to make our bikes go faster is to push harder on the Gun Decks, also known as pedals. Thanks to @Conor via email.

https://www.velominati.com/the-lexicon/

Originally Posted by skidder (Post 23719649)

"Bogan", that's an Australian term that translates to "redneck" here in the USA. (Aussies are allowed to chime in if I'm wrong).

Originally Posted by rsbob (Post 23718777)

Htfu. ;)

Originally Posted by Bassmanbob (Post 23722628)

In SE Florida, the weather prediction can be 5% chance of rain and we get a huge dumping of rain right in the middle of the ride. Whenever that happens, I yell out, "Rule # 9!!!"

Originally Posted by Sierra_rider (Post 23723269)

Flame suit on...I think the Velominati rules need some modernization. For example, rule 48 dictates that saddles must be level and pushed back. All the cool kids nowadays know that your saddle needs to be slammed forward and be near a 4° downward tilt, as in the style of the great Pogi.

Originally Posted by cb400bill (Post 23723578)

The rules are correct. The rules are always correct.

Pogi is wrong.

Originally Posted by cb400bill (Post 23723578)

The rules are correct. The rules are always correct.

Pogi is wrong.