Cyclists' Penis...
09-21-05, 03:16 AM
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“The cause of the problem, we believe, is the nose of the bicycle saddle. This long slender nose that you see on traditional bicycle saddles nicely tucks into an area we call the perineum."
“The perineum is the area behind the scrotum to the anus. It’s soft tissue, and there’s internal penis there. You have as much penis inside your body inside your body as you do outside your body, so the first thing you’re doing is you’re sitting on this penis."
“The perineum is the area behind the scrotum to the anus. It’s soft tissue, and there’s internal penis there. You have as much penis inside your body inside your body as you do outside your body, so the first thing you’re doing is you’re sitting on this penis."
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Originally Posted by blue_neon
https://www.bikeforums.net/general-cycling-discussion/140158-protect-your-wang.html
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09-21-05, 04:05 PM
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How come you're allowed to say "penis" but when I say "crotch", a moderator deletes it? Seriously, why is that?
09-21-05, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by KristenGilbert
How come you're allowed to say "penis" but when I say "crotch", a moderator deletes it? Seriously, why is that?
Let's not debate words here, mate. The topic is just to important to muddy the discusionwith symantics
I'm glad someone is finially brave enought to share this issue so all can read and understand the
danger of a bad saddle.
09-21-05, 06:31 PM
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Woops! Sorry didn't see that other thread 
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d.tipton- Obviously I wasn't around when that thread was posted and didn't see it. Dosn't take Einstein to figure that out!
.d.tipton- Obviously I wasn't around when that thread was posted and didn't see it. Dosn't take Einstein to figure that out!
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Originally Posted by KristenGilbert
How come you're allowed to say "penis" but when I say "crotch", a moderator deletes it? Seriously, why is that?
Last edited by blue_neon; 09-22-05 at 11:31 PM.
09-21-05, 06:52 PM
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someone link to all the threads stating the opposite, please. This is silly. The ONLY thing useful to get out of this article is that apparently, we have twice as much penis as we thought! 
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