Beware the Attack Rabbit!
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Beware the Attack Rabbit!
A rabbit almost killed me this morning. (Maybe not, but it sounds dramatic.)
I was travelling around 30 kph down a cycle path when a bush bunny decided it was time to cross the path.
I managed to avoid hitting him and stay upright but I don't know who got the biggest scare.
I was travelling around 30 kph down a cycle path when a bush bunny decided it was time to cross the path.
I managed to avoid hitting him and stay upright but I don't know who got the biggest scare.
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We have been wondering where the exiled hissing rabbit from the Jimmy Carter incident ended up, I guess now we know!
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Are we having fun yet?

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Originally posted by MediaCreations
A rabbit almost killed me this morning. (Maybe not, but it sounds dramatic.)
A rabbit almost killed me this morning. (Maybe not, but it sounds dramatic.)
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You're east of East St. Louis
And the wind is making speeches.
You're east of East St. Louis
And the wind is making speeches.
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So now we wait until dark and then you and Lancelot and I will jump out of the rabbit, taking them by suprise....
Who jumps out of the rabbit?
Uh, you, Lancelot and I, uh.... suppose we built this large wooden badger...?
Who jumps out of the rabbit?
Uh, you, Lancelot and I, uh.... suppose we built this large wooden badger...?
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Originally posted by MediaCreations
I managed to avoid hitting him and stay upright but I don't know who got the biggest scare.
I managed to avoid hitting him and stay upright but I don't know who got the biggest scare.
Joe
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Originally posted by MediaCreations
A rabbit almost killed me this morning. (Maybe not, but it sounds dramatic.)
I was travelling around 30 kph down a cycle path when a bush bunny decided it was time to cross the path.
I managed to avoid hitting him and stay upright but I don't know who got the biggest scare.
A rabbit almost killed me this morning. (Maybe not, but it sounds dramatic.)
I was travelling around 30 kph down a cycle path when a bush bunny decided it was time to cross the path.
I managed to avoid hitting him and stay upright but I don't know who got the biggest scare.

("Shhhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet! I'm hunting wabbits!"
--Elmer Fudd.)
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Originally posted by Pete Clark
That's what I like about using the road: automobile traffic has a tendency to sweep the street clean of "obstacles."

That's what I like about using the road: automobile traffic has a tendency to sweep the street clean of "obstacles."

Joe
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your friendly neiborhood rabbit points you all to www.devilbunnies.org and the associated newsgroup, just to show you it realy is all just a conspiricy.
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Originally posted by Prosody
Be sure to carry a holy hand grenade.
Be sure to carry a holy hand grenade.
Count to 3. No more, no less. 3 shall be the number of the counting, and the number shall be 3. Not 5, nor 2, and 6 is definitly out of the question.
(Arthur)1.......2........5.... (Knights)Three Sir! (Arthur).......3






