yesterday must have been idiot day
 

I'm driving slowly on a two way narrow road that is the entrance to a park, there are no intersections and no traffic. A cyclist pulls out right in front of me from the grass. I don't think he looked, and there were no other cars even in sight.
I slow down and give him plenty of room and time to pick any position he wants to ride in. He looks back and realizes that I am there. He decides to ride a few blocks in the middle of the left lane against traffic.
I stop so he can move to the right. He stays in the middle of the left lane until he can turn off the road.

Next, on a main road, there is a huge new sidewalk on both sides. There is a police car stopped blocking the sidewalk waiting to pull out. Along comes a Segway. I look at the Segway, when he turns to go around behind the cop he bashes into the cop car.

I pull up behind a car at a stoplight. There is a bikepath and a crossing light so cyclists can cross, it's a big intersection. This cross walk is in front of the stopped cars. The guy in front of me inches forward as a cyclist is crossing, and the bike rides into the car (slowly, but he falls over). The cyclist also was crossing against his own crossing light.

I need a video camera on my hood.

I can see the threads now:

Idiot driver forced me to ride in left lane!!

Dumb-ass cop causes me to crash!

Guy runs red light and hits me

It's all a matter of position and interpretation, really :D

Ok man. If you're in a bad mood, and someone pisses you off.

Eat a box of ex lax.

Once you hit the toilet, nothing else with bother you but the pain.

Goodluck.

Actually that will put you in the hospital.

Highly doubt it. I took an entire bottle of laxatives in less than a day. I was fine.

I guess you were lucky then or the guy I know was not. I worked construction and this guy was the site bada$$ and was taking someones lunch everday. They guy that was getting his lunch taken put a box into a couple of sandwiches. Site tough guy was in the hospital for 2 days. Ymmv

Just what ARE you talking about?

It truly is, perception is everything. :)

Yo motha.

was there a giant rolling boulder in there as well? :lol:

:lol:

The boulder was right behind Indiana Jones.

Stay in Foo, that's a good lad. This is way too sophisticated for you.

Everyday is Idiot Day!!!!
Long Live Idiots, may they make us feel better about ourselves for years to come.... :lol:

After all the highly sophisticated posts you've made, I'm surprised you'd say that to me good sir.

Glad you think so! :D

Glad you can take the hint of sarcasm.

I make snowangels naked

Don't forget interesting or silly threads to entertain us. :D

Did that once...thought it was a good idea at the time so I could make weight for a wrestling tournament. Didn't crap once before the weigh in...but in the middle of my first match my opponent had shot for my legs..I sprawled and felt a rumble from deep within...and the rest is a piece of history that still lives in infamy to this day. :eek:

And your opponent never wrestled again? :p

Chipcom we really need to hear the details of this incident.

Do wrestling coaches teach that move? I haven't seen that manouver at the Olympics.

Damn it, I almost got you!

http://files.myopera.com/Bj%c3%b8rk/....jpg_thumb.jpg

Chip com you are not alone . I know someone else who also had this happen to them and no it wasn't me.

Think Willy Wonka's chocolate factory getting nuked. :eek: I didn't tell you the best part - I wasn't the only one who had this bright idea....there were a bunch of us who were right on the borderline about an hour before weigh-ins. I was just be beginning. 2 other guys had the same 'accident' during their match...2 others had to forfeit because they couldn't get out of the crapper. I think of this as the 'best' part, because if it had been just me, I would have been tortured and laughed at for the remainder of my high school years...and maybe beyond. But, since it was a 'team' effort, I was saved. The bad part? Rumor has it that they burned the mats after that tourney and that my opponent never wrestled again. :D

Rowan, somebody locked me up in foo after my mindless rant(s) about a week or so ago. Can you help me get out? :o

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

You'll never get me, doctor evil !! :p