The jig is up!
08-23-01 | 04:47 PM
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Every lane is a bike lane
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From: Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia - passionfruit capital of the universe!
The jig is up!
OK folks, we can hide it no longer. All cyclists are very obviously a bunch of drug-trafficking lunatic hippie tossers. That is the world according to my neighbour.
You see, this guy, saw me cleaning my bike the other day (I didn't think it was that unusual) and started giving me some weird looks. Well, I ignored it and forgot about it, until I came home yesterday and found a heap of police with sniffer dogs hanging around. Then I looked across and saw (guess who), directing (or trying to direct) the whole operation.
Now, I've clearly outsmarted the police. I must have, the didn't find anything and went back to whatever it was they were doing, probably figuring the old guy was just a moron
Chris
You see, this guy, saw me cleaning my bike the other day (I didn't think it was that unusual) and started giving me some weird looks. Well, I ignored it and forgot about it, until I came home yesterday and found a heap of police with sniffer dogs hanging around. Then I looked across and saw (guess who), directing (or trying to direct) the whole operation.
Now, I've clearly outsmarted the police. I must have, the didn't find anything and went back to whatever it was they were doing, probably figuring the old guy was just a moron
Chris
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08-23-01 | 05:17 PM
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Yes, no one could possibly look so lean unless they were addicted to crack cocaine. What else could it be?
Where else would we get all of that amazing energy?
Drugs, has to be!
Where else would we get all of that amazing energy?
Drugs, has to be!
08-23-01 | 08:04 PM
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Chris, you should have offered him some "White Lightning" to show there were no hard feelings. 
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The Lord is merciful and gracious, slow to anger and abounding in steadfast love. - Psalm 103:8
I am a cyclist. I am not the fastest or the fittest. But I will get to where I'm going with a smile on my face.
The Lord is merciful and gracious, slow to anger and abounding in steadfast love. - Psalm 103:8
I am a cyclist. I am not the fastest or the fittest. But I will get to where I'm going with a smile on my face.
08-24-01 | 01:28 AM
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Every lane is a bike lane
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Originally posted by Allister
Isn't wasting police resources some kind of offence?
Isn't wasting police resources some kind of offence?
BTW, One of my Screaming Jets CDs has got a song on it, in which the first line is: "I'm a drug f***ed, mutha f***in maniac." I could have some fun with that later on!
Chris
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08-24-01 | 05:07 AM
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From: Amelia Oh
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Next time you clean your bike talk very loud to it kinda like that guy from the movie Full Metal Jacket. See what kinda looks you get then.
08-24-01 | 06:47 AM
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Just Follow Your Feet!
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Chris, he was probably hallucinating from his own drugs, and thought he saw a 600 lb. gorrilla washing his bike.
Go figure!
Go figure!
08-24-01 | 12:36 PM
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Originally posted by Chris L
OK folks, we can hide it no longer. All cyclists are very obviously a bunch of drug-trafficking lunatic hippie tossers.
Chris
OK folks, we can hide it no longer. All cyclists are very obviously a bunch of drug-trafficking lunatic hippie tossers.
Chris
And if you what to have fun with a cd just put on an Eminem cd.
08-24-01 | 02:08 PM
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Originally posted by Chris L
Now, I've clearly outsmarted the police. I must have, the didn't find anything and went back to whatever it was they were doing
Now, I've clearly outsmarted the police. I must have, the didn't find anything and went back to whatever it was they were doing
08-24-01 | 04:20 PM
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Every lane is a bike lane
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From: Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia - passionfruit capital of the universe!
Originally posted by PapeteeBooh
So where did you really hide your stach?
So where did you really hide your stach?
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08-24-01 | 10:44 PM
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From: Austin TX Soon to be renamed Lance Armstrong City
Hells Angels hid their amphetimines in their Hogs' crankcases, hence the term "crank". The school kids just look at me stupidly when I ask them if they wanna do some "bottom bracket"?
09-01-01 | 03:29 AM
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The saga continues...
Some dude in my neighbourhood asked me if I had a bong for him today. And when I said I didn't, he offered to shout me one. I wonder if he's been talking to the old bastard at all.
Chris
Some dude in my neighbourhood asked me if I had a bong for him today. And when I said I didn't, he offered to shout me one. I wonder if he's been talking to the old bastard at all.
Chris
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09-01-01 | 03:39 AM
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Hoo Weeee I'ze got me some pree-me umm high grade whart-lartnun" !!! and I'm see-an ma chain spinnin' Hehehe...
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Velosophy#1: It is better to have a bicycle and no money , than money and no bicycle ! Velosophy # 2 : "Winning is simple, but not easy." #3: "Give a man a fish and he shall eat for a day , teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day"
Velosophy#1: It is better to have a bicycle and no money , than money and no bicycle ! Velosophy # 2 : "Winning is simple, but not easy." #3: "Give a man a fish and he shall eat for a day , teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day"
09-01-01 | 08:51 PM
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From: Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia - passionfruit capital of the universe!
Originally posted by Buddy Hayden
Hoo Weeee I'ze got me some pree-me umm high grade whart-lartnun" !!! and I'm see-an ma chain spinnin' Hehehe...
Hoo Weeee I'ze got me some pree-me umm high grade whart-lartnun" !!! and I'm see-an ma chain spinnin' Hehehe...
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I am clinically insane. I am proud of it.
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