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Old 06-18-03 | 10:45 AM
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Old 06-18-03 | 10:48 AM
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Old 06-18-03 | 10:50 AM
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Old 06-18-03 | 10:53 AM
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so i guess that will prevent tan lines?
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Old 06-18-03 | 11:23 AM
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hahah tan sack... i love the title of this thread!
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Old 06-18-03 | 11:33 AM
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A riding partner for A.Troll!!!!!
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Old 06-18-03 | 11:37 AM
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The really funny part is that if he would have remained in the saddle, he would have still been legal!
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Old 06-18-03 | 11:38 AM
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Not until he loses the tan sack!
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Old 06-18-03 | 11:40 AM
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The really funny part is that if he would have remained in the saddle, he would have still been legal!
Would that still hold true if he were to use one of those "junk-saver saddles" with the cut-out?
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Old 06-18-03 | 11:41 AM
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Not until he loses the tan sack!
Erf! Taken out of context, that reads bad... wait... taken in context that can also be read bad.
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Would that still hold true if he were to use one of those "junk-saver saddles" with the cut-out?
Hmmm, a potential loophole for the bunghole, eh?
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Old 06-18-03 | 12:25 PM
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OK, I am going to be sure to visit Southside Lions Park when I visit San Antonio next month.
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Old 06-18-03 | 03:48 PM
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That guy is my new freakin' hero !!

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Old 06-18-03 | 04:37 PM
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What does the underwear Nazi have to say on this ????
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Old 06-18-03 | 05:45 PM
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Thong Man' leaves his inhibitions behind

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Web Posted : 06/18/2003 12:00 AM

It seems that the black thong was too restrictive for Joseph Gottschalk.

On Tuesday evening, the 52-year-old man, who recently gained notoriety for riding his bicycle around his South Side neighborhood in only a black thong, was arrested for stripping down to a sack. While the thong covered the body parts required by law, the genitals and anus, the tan bag around his genitals left his anus exposed, according to a police report.



I've seen that already riding horseback.

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Old 06-18-03 | 06:51 PM
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What does the underwear Nazi have to say on this ????
He is a pathetic pusillanimous poltroon! He is an underwear anarchist! He clearly has no respect for authority.

Attitudes like his really chap my ass.

On the other hand, actions like his really chap his own ass!

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Old 06-19-03 | 06:23 AM
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One of the radio stations promoted a "Thong Ride Day" in honor of this guy. I seriously doubt they'll have tan sack day

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Old 06-23-03 | 06:16 PM
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Oh no... they found him dead in Big Bend National Park.

Supposedly foul play is not suspected; here is the article.
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Old 06-23-03 | 06:57 PM
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Wow, that is sad!
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