BF Team in TdF?
06-19-03 | 09:52 AM
#27
I doubt that Le Tour needs an Underwear Nazi, but I could do the drug testing.
Underwear Nazi
Just pee in the cup, Lance.
Underwear Nazi
Just pee in the cup, Lance.
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06-19-03 | 09:52 AM
#28
The Cycling Photographer
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Originally posted by Crack'n'fail
I can be the team's "Graham Watson" and document our road to glory. I've been wanting to cross over into cycling photography, what better place to start than the tour? I can pose as a moronic tourist with a camera and step out in front of cyclists who are threatening our lead. I would sacrifice my body for the cause! LOL.
I can be the team's "Graham Watson" and document our road to glory. I've been wanting to cross over into cycling photography, what better place to start than the tour? I can pose as a moronic tourist with a camera and step out in front of cyclists who are threatening our lead. I would sacrifice my body for the cause! LOL.
Jeff
06-19-03 | 12:10 PM
#29
Still kicking.
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Originally posted by Joe Gardner
I take it we have no cyclists on the forum?
I take it we have no cyclists on the forum?
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06-19-03 | 01:25 PM
#30
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From: Sacramento, California, USA
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I'll be happy to do the domestique thing, plow the road for the boss, and occasionally lead-out. (Okay, just used up all my Tour terminology....)
Plus, I'm one of the JDs on this forum (LegalIce and FOG also come to mind) and the team'll need us when we get sued!
Plus, I'm one of the JDs on this forum (LegalIce and FOG also come to mind) and the team'll need us when we get sued!
06-19-03 | 02:32 PM
#31
DEADBEEF
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From: Catching his breath alongside a road near Seattle, WA USA
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Originally posted by lotek
In that case I want to be in the team car. . .
or maybe a spectator, no wait, I want to be a race official
you know, standing up in the sunroof making sure that
everything is UCI legal.
In that case I want to be in the team car. . .
or maybe a spectator, no wait, I want to be a race official
you know, standing up in the sunroof making sure that
everything is UCI legal.
Crack'n'fail, you're invited too for the still-work.
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06-19-03 | 11:04 PM
#36
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From: Catching his breath alongside a road near Seattle, WA USA
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Originally posted by danka24
Count me out, I tore my rotator cuff in my right shoulder.
Count me out, I tore my rotator cuff in my right shoulder.
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06-19-03 | 11:17 PM
#38
DEADBEEF
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From: Catching his breath alongside a road near Seattle, WA USA
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Originally posted by danka24
NOthing exciting, just crashed into a tree.
NOthing exciting, just crashed into a tree.
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06-20-03 | 01:27 PM
#40
wonderer, wanderer
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From: portland, or
Bikes: surly crosscheck, yeti 575, salsa moto rapido, kona ute
I'll volunteer to lead the relaxation and meditation sessions before the race, and could even bring the oranges for snacks.
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06-20-03 | 01:57 PM
#42
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From: SoCal (ex Las Vegas, NV)
I'll be our KOM jersey contender, (anyone lighter than 145lbs)? 
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06-20-03 | 05:24 PM
#45
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Originally posted by Natophelia
I don't know what KOM is, but I'm under 140. Will that get me free cheesecake too?
I don't know what KOM is, but I'm under 140. Will that get me free cheesecake too?
06-20-03 | 05:33 PM
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Oh the pressure to perform!
I will have to make sure my cheesecakes are of only the highest quality. We gotta have our guys eating only the best when they're chasing guys like Lance!
Do we have a preference as to what kind of cheesecake our guys would prefer, Mech? I'll have to leave the gourmet stuff up to you.
Nothing but cheesecake, coffee and beer for our guys for the entire tour!
I will have to make sure my cheesecakes are of only the highest quality. We gotta have our guys eating only the best when they're chasing guys like Lance!
Do we have a preference as to what kind of cheesecake our guys would prefer, Mech? I'll have to leave the gourmet stuff up to you.
Nothing but cheesecake, coffee and beer for our guys for the entire tour!
06-20-03 | 05:41 PM
#47
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From: by a big river
Nothing but cheesecake, coffee and beer for our guys for the entire tour!
06-20-03 | 05:43 PM
#48
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Originally posted by Koffee Brown
Do we have a preference as to what kind of cheesecake our guys would prefer, Mech? I'll have to leave the gourmet stuff up to you.
Do we have a preference as to what kind of cheesecake our guys would prefer, Mech? I'll have to leave the gourmet stuff up to you.
I don't want them springing a surprise raid on us and disqualifying us for cheesecake-doping. Our sponsors expect us to maintain sterling ethics and avoid scandal (don't they, Joe?
).
06-20-03 | 05:43 PM
#49
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From: Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia - passionfruit capital of the universe!
Originally posted by VegasCyclist
I'll be our KOM jersey contender, (anyone lighter than 145lbs)?
I'll be our KOM jersey contender, (anyone lighter than 145lbs)?
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