I was hammering through the neighborhood one morning when I came across a kid about 4 years old and his mom out for a walk. The kid spots me at a distance shouts, “Oh, Mom. Look! A boy on a bike. He’s going fast!.” A couple seconds later, the kid gets a better look at me and shouts, “Oh no, Mom! It’s an old man!” I smiled and waved as I blew by them. Mom smiled weakly and waved back.

"That's a beautiful bike!" No kidding ... heard this on my commute last week.

Yesterday I heard "Merkel statue!" It was the little Sicilian guy who cuts my hair asking if it was me he saw.......................

After passing some folks on the local MUP, ive heard, "Man, that bike is really quiet."

I was coming out of church from service when I overheard a middle age couple, I seldom see , looking over my upgraded trike with the upgraded saddle.

"Now that's the seat you need hon." the husband said, putting to the trike's saddle. "Not that freaking lawn chair you got on now".

"Yeah but those things are so uncomfortable," the wife said and I bet that long part is giving her a serious pain you know where. Besides she's young."

Of course they stopped talking when they sensed I was near them. They quickly complimented me on the trike and moved on.

Now for the icing on the cake. A friend told me her age. I'm ten years older than her. HA!!!

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Thanks. I was being a bit slow, but that was clever.

Also, I can't believe that they're making that ($#!t my Dad says twitter) into a TV show. With Shatner. Who wants to take bets on how quickly it'll be canceled? :D