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Crank It Up 12-09-04 02:16 AM

:D

http://www.jensonusa.com/store/imgWr...A02.jpg&type=2

I'm somewhat tempted to buy this jersey.....Yeah...rock on!!!

peterlutonslag 12-09-04 04:14 AM

thats right! mountain bikers are not wussies and as far as im concerned anyone who mountain bikes is not a wuss, it takes skill, stamina, guts, a lot of balls but its great fun, tell him to shut up! i work in a shop that sells car bits so i know loads about cars too, trust me half these boy racers only make fun of u cause they are insecure about their own motor just being a piece of slow **** with some alloy wheels on it and nothing special.

FXjohn 12-09-04 05:21 AM


Originally Posted by slvoid
Have you tried asking him what kind of man would dress up in tight spandex, get on the floor with another man dressed the same way, then proceed to grope and grab each other until you're sitting on him, crotch to ass, for 10 seconds?

Sounds like a good way to end up in a headlock smelling some ******es sweat

cryogenic 12-10-04 05:40 AM


Originally Posted by Avalanche325
Cryogenic, you Sir, are a lazy wuss!!!!!!

Someone had to do it. :D

I came home from doing a century and saw a guy that lives in my apt building. This guy is about 5'10" 250lbs and it is not muscle. He asked how far I rode. I answered 103 miles. He thought for a second and said, "That's probably about the furthest I have ridden too."

I have laughed so hard reading this thread that my cheeks are hurting from smiling. Thanks everyone.

Do the right thing. Bang his scankey toothless girlfriend. Then tell him how sorry she is in the sack.

haha.. punk! :p The guy that claimed he'd ridden 103 miles... I'm sure he REALLY meant that was the farthest he'd ridden in a YEAR, not a day. ;) How did you respond to him anyway? I probably would have just said something like "that's cool" and passed on by.

SamDaBikinMan 12-10-04 06:23 AM

Well lets see, during the off season last year I managed to get my benchpress up to 310 lbs in the gym, I could do 4 chins with an extra 100 lbs hanging on me and 35 chins without it in a single set, I was squatting 450 which is really not very good for me but my knees are getting in bad shape, and I was capable of military pressing 205.

Yep, us cyclists are sure wimpy. Tell your friend I'd gladly whip his fat @$$ and laugh the entire time he is receiving his whuppin.

trbloomer 12-10-04 09:23 AM

I guess it takes all kinds. Everyone acts childish sometimes, I guess. Reading all the passive agreesive responses is, well not educational but certainly entertainting. I don't understand why you keep saying it doensn't get to you though. Disapointing to see the bigotry in the thread, but like I said it takes all kinds.


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