Crunkologist

Vancouver is very wet. We all slept till noon, being tired from the flight. Then I walked down by the bay with my mom, and had a very good chicken sandwiche and a coke at a cafe. We rented bicycles: a Giant city bike for me, and a cruiser for mom. No toe clips... it was a bit weird at first. We did the 10 or so kilometers around Stanley Park in an hour. Looking up the cliffs... it was so beautiful. Ferns and plants whos names I don't know and so much green. The sun was about to set out over the ocean. Then we walked home, and freshened up for a nice dinner. I was very relaxed from the ride. I had a New York Peppercorn Strip medium well done, at The Keg, and an excellent tomato and onion salad.

Then I went out drinking, met a few young Canadian guys, talked **** about George Bush, and went to the Roxy. I met a very pretty girl and tried to dosie doe. I kept spinning the wrong way. She didn't care. A bum stole $25 from her, and she chased him into McDonalds and made him drop his pants. Don't ask me. Then I went home with her and we made love and cuddled. She is a very nice girl. Today my mind is clear, and this hangover is completely manageable.

None of it would have happened without the bike.

FXjohn

I thought you said you were gay?

Maelstrom 

Sounds liek a good time. Not much for the roxy. I am more a pub guy myself Did you make it INTO stanley park. The wildlife and vergetation is unheard of in a city park. Truly amazing to stand inside a tree or walk past huge trunks. Good casual riding in there for sure. Next time try the restaurant in stanley park decent food. I used to live 1km from there, spent a lot of days girl watching in the area. (well done...:O...blasphemy)

Crunkologist

I identified as queer, yes. That does not prevent me from copulating with females, John.

clancy98

this the same guy that called me a "Breeder"?

CMcMahon

People actually say that?

FXjohn

It was too much information the first time from any copulating perspective...what is this a bisexual Penthouse letters forum now? haha

Crunkologist

You've asked, repeatedly... what kinda answer were you looking for?

Crunkologist

Fueld up for the Roxy at the Lennox Pub. I am gonna go back and rent a mountain bike and check out the interior of the park.

Maelstrom 

Lennox. Nice pub. My hotel gets me discounts at the westin grand so I have been there a few times. Don't like the price, but the beer is good and the food is better than average. Can't really comment on waitresses as they all tend to be hot through Van haha

KrisPistofferson

Yeah, they say "cut a rug" too. It's a dirty south thang.

Crunkologist

Well... no. I'm kinda mocking country music, there. Or more like... my attempts to country dance resembled square dancing.

CMcMahon

Trimming the bush, I presume?

Maelstrom 

Dancing

FXjohn

repeatedly...no that's not true and you know it.

I only asked this one time because I remembered this:

KrisPistofferson

"SOD-OM-EEEEE,
You might think it's a bit odd o' meeee,
That I enjoy the act of SOD-OM-EEEEEEE..."

Maelstrom 

FX...that could just mean he relates gay sex with sodomy. Doesn't mean he is gay. He could be straight and enjoy sodomy

Crunkologist

Twice, John

Crunkologist

Actually, I think I was just being silly by invoking a taboo and stating that it is theraputic. Nevermind that it is...

FXjohn

Nope.

That's still only a grand total of one.
What I quoted was not in response to a question by me, or anyone
else asking you what you were.

CRUM

Pretty harsh therapy. Makes me pucker up just thinking about taking that kind of medicine.

FXjohn

hah..I had my suspicions you might have been (trying to get a "rise" out of people)

Crunkologist

You're delusional. You asked twice. Both are in this thread.

FXjohn

You're counting my Penthouse letters comment as a repeat of a direct question to you? LOL

Crunkologist

God you're tiresome. I quoted you, from another thread, asking. Thats one. Then you asked here. Thats two.