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Charles Ramsey 03-09-05 03:58 PM
Cycling in the afterlife.
 
Hi folks I'm dead. I was mountain biking in the crater of mount St. Helens yesterday when the volcano erupted. Can't talk long the BIG GUY gets upset when we contact the earth. He rides a custom Wright brothers one speed. The cycling here is great bikes don't weigh anything but neither do I. Harry truman's cat says meow. There is good news everyone who ever threw a beer bottle in the road is in hell the demons use them for automobile engines.

kokodeselavy 03-09-05 04:40 PM
Too bad for the big guy. He should check out Olympus, where all the other gods are riding Campy-equipped Italian steel.

HaagenDas 03-09-05 04:44 PM
Charles, just a quick question. Do they shave their legs up there?

mtnbiker66 03-09-05 04:49 PM
Originally Posted by HaagenDas
Charles, just a quick question. Do they shave their legs up there?
Dang HaagenDas,your a strange fellow!! :roflmao:

HaagenDas 03-09-05 04:52 PM
Apart from being Schitzophrenic, he tends to agree :D

Blackberry 03-09-05 05:17 PM
Originally Posted by HaagenDas
Charles, just a quick question. Do they shave their legs up there?
HD--You DA Man!

hi565 03-09-05 05:19 PM
Can someone say BONG!


:D

midgie 03-09-05 05:52 PM
:D :D :D Funny stuff!

skydive69 03-09-05 05:58 PM
Originally Posted by Charles Ramsey
Hi folks I'm dead. I was mountain biking in the crater of mount St. Helens yesterday when the volcano erupted. Can't talk long the BIG GUY gets upset when we contact the earth. He rides a custom Wright brothers one speed. The cycling here is great bikes don't weigh anything but neither do I. Harry truman's cat says meow. There is good news everyone who ever threw a beer bottle in the road is in hell the demons use them for automobile engines.
The big guy needs to go back to school, and learn to design a bit better. Rumor has it he flunked out of god school and was the laughing stock of the campus when he was banished to earth. He was also a rather vindictive, surly mofo who got in some serious trouble for smiting some locals in the college town.

mtnbiker66 03-09-05 07:37 PM
Originally Posted by HaagenDas
Apart from being Schitzophrenic, he tends to agree :D
:lol: Well allllllrighty then!


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