Cycling in the afterlife.
03-09-05 | 03:58 PM
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Cycling in the afterlife.
Hi folks I'm dead. I was mountain biking in the crater of mount St. Helens yesterday when the volcano erupted. Can't talk long the BIG GUY gets upset when we contact the earth. He rides a custom Wright brothers one speed. The cycling here is great bikes don't weigh anything but neither do I. Harry truman's cat says meow. There is good news everyone who ever threw a beer bottle in the road is in hell the demons use them for automobile engines.
03-09-05 | 04:40 PM
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Too bad for the big guy. He should check out Olympus, where all the other gods are riding Campy-equipped Italian steel.
03-09-05 | 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by HaagenDas
Charles, just a quick question. Do they shave their legs up there?
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03-09-05 | 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by HaagenDas
Charles, just a quick question. Do they shave their legs up there?
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03-09-05 | 05:52 PM
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Funny stuff!
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03-09-05 | 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Charles Ramsey
Hi folks I'm dead. I was mountain biking in the crater of mount St. Helens yesterday when the volcano erupted. Can't talk long the BIG GUY gets upset when we contact the earth. He rides a custom Wright brothers one speed. The cycling here is great bikes don't weigh anything but neither do I. Harry truman's cat says meow. There is good news everyone who ever threw a beer bottle in the road is in hell the demons use them for automobile engines.
03-09-05 | 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by HaagenDas
Apart from being Schitzophrenic, he tends to agree
Well allllllrighty then!
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