Cycling in the afterlife.
Hi folks I'm dead. I was mountain biking in the crater of mount St. Helens yesterday when the volcano erupted. Can't talk long the BIG GUY gets upset when we contact the earth. He rides a custom Wright brothers one speed. The cycling here is great bikes don't weigh anything but neither do I. Harry truman's cat says meow. There is good news everyone who ever threw a beer bottle in the road is in hell the demons use them for automobile engines.