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spdracr39 01-22-15 02:27 PM

One More time
 
Ok it is time to go over this again .....
If you use it to stop it is a BRAKE
If you are tired you take a BREAK
If you have used you bike to get from point a to point b you RODE it
The surface you were on to do it is the ROAD

Wanderer 01-22-15 02:33 PM

All we need now, is to get someone to correct the punctuation.

cale 01-22-15 02:41 PM

There there, I know they're with you there and will try their best.

Retro Grouch 01-22-15 09:08 PM

I'm still trying to convince people that "alloy" isn't a synonym for "aluminum". I'm losing.

I don't have enough energy to tackle "break" and "brake".

playback2004 01-22-15 09:46 PM

At a red light you come to a stop.
When you hit the guy in front of you, you have crashed.

JanMM 01-22-15 10:25 PM

The bike has pedals. The Fuller Brush man peddles.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z284/JanMM/noped.jpg

bikepro 01-22-15 11:27 PM


Originally Posted by spdracr39 (Post 17491350)
Ok it is time to go over this again .....
If you use it to stop it is a BRAKE
If you are tired you take a BREAK
If you have used you bike to get from point a to point b you RODE it
The surface you were on to do it is the ROAD

Time for Wierd al:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

bikepro 01-22-15 11:36 PM


Originally Posted by JanMM (Post 17492572)
The bike has pedals. The Fuller Brush man peddles.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z284/JanMM/noped.jpg

So, if you use your bike to sell things, you are a "pedaling peddler".

BlazingPedals 01-23-15 07:39 AM


Originally Posted by bikepro (Post 17492663)
So, if you use your bike to sell things, you are a "pedaling peddler".

It depends. If you're selling pedals, you're a pedaling pedal peddler. If you're selling flowers you're a pedaling petal peddler.

And how about those apostrophes?

bikecrate 01-23-15 08:35 AM

I'd be happy if people posting ads on CL could spell "Schwinn" correctly. It's already on the side of their bike. How hard can it be?

Wanderer 01-23-15 09:00 AM


Originally Posted by bikecrate (Post 17493190)
I'd be happy if people posting ads on CL could spell "Schwinn" correctly. It's already on the side of their bike. How hard can it be?

This made me laugh out loud.......................

pdlamb 01-23-15 10:13 AM

spdracr39, I'm rooting for you. (Not, by the way, routing for you.) But I don't expect you can win.

BlazingPedals 01-23-15 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by Wanderer (Post 17491370)
All we need now, is to get someone to correct the punctuation.

One of my favorites:

Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!
Commas save lives.

Wilbur Bud 01-23-15 11:29 AM

Wow, you probably want to eat your cake and have it too, donch'a?

Yendor72 01-23-15 11:33 AM

Don't "loose" your mind over this!

LOL

Stucky 01-23-15 11:33 AM

If your brakes break, you may break your bike and have to take a break from cycling; but if your brakes brake, you won't break your ass, but you may break the wind if you are aero, or break wind from your ass....

bikecrate 01-23-15 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by BlazingPedals (Post 17493551)
One of my favorites:

Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!
Commas save lives.

Her grandchildren might be zombies.

at_hiker59 01-24-15 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by BlazingPedals (Post 17493551)
One of my favorites:
Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!
Commas save lives.

Crowded House song:
"Don't Dream
it's over"

A nightmare:
Don't Dream,
it's over!

2manybikes 01-24-15 07:51 PM

Eye sea what ewe did they're.

Homebrew01 01-24-15 08:42 PM

irregardless, I could care less what I should of written, so their.

CharlyAlfaRomeo 01-24-15 11:20 PM

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/52051029.jpg

Lanceoldstrong 01-24-15 11:31 PM

I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

Commas are important.

Stucky 01-25-15 09:19 AM


Originally Posted by Lanceoldstrong (Post 17497947)
I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

Commas are important.

I was gonna poast that'un mice elf, but wuzzint kwite shore hou to due so appropryettly! :D

decosse 01-25-15 03:33 PM

:twitchy:

Originally Posted by Homebrew01 (Post 17497634)
irregardless, I could care less what I should of written, so their.

Walla! :twitchy: :twitchy: :twitchy: :twitchy:


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