maybe it should be a sticky?
I bring Deuter pack w/water, cell phone, id, keys, small knife, quikstik lever, 2 tubes, 4 co2 and inflator,presta adaptor, multi tools(2), allen wrenches, cone wrenches duct tape, piece of flag wire w/outflag( skewer), first aid kit, monocular, benadryl( allergic to bees big time), map of trail if available, eyewear, helmet, gloves, small adjustable wrench, shock pump and Im sure some other stuff Im forgetting. I just leave it in my M3 bag and if I need it its there.
Ive learned over the years that even if I dont need it I inevidably will run into someone who does and "Id rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it"
on long boonie trips to Va. mountains I carry a water filter that fits in my water bottle cage also because 3 liters doesnt last all day.

phone
wallet
keys
sunnies
tube
tire levers
CO2 kit
multiltool
extra water

thought about getting some extra chain links, but since i dropped the big ring and never bothered to shorten my chain, i figure i can remove a broken link no worries and still ride. So i guess i already carry extra links :)

I carry a tube, glueless patches, a patch kit, a pump, one tire lever and a little multitool. Along with my camelbak, helmet, gloves, munchies, ID and whatnot.

And bosox, what's with the block of wood?

Lets see........
660 Channel locks
24" Al. pipe wrench
12" adj wrench
Strap wrench
Duct tape
3' of logging Chain
roll of Duct tape
1 band aid
and a stick of gum.

wallet, phone, car keys, chapstick, camelback, shoes, shirt, shorts.

there's a condom in my camelback somewhere, cause you never know and it's better to be prepared.

That holds my meds(2 Lortab 10mg + 2 Soma) and some non-prescription stress medication. I have several herniated discs that will hurt like a SOB if I twist the wrong way .

...and your sport of choice is mtn biking.

Excellent :D

Same as above but add a 4" knife and remove the mini-pump. I'm planning on buying a CO2 system and packing a spare tube. Those darn patch kits just don't work for me.

I dunno, I never got it on with one of the squirrels or bambi. The women I ride with are all married or a lot younger. Oh yeah, I just remembered, I'm married too.

My sport of choice is cycling:) mountain + road . I had to give up rock climbing, mogul skiing , and golf.

I just go MacGyver on the trail, I patch tubes with pine sap and oak leaves. If a cable breaks I use strips of vine.

Am I the only one who takes toilet paper(actually baby wipes, swamp ass is a *****)?
mick

Shorter rides: (always in my Pack)

Tools:

Pedro's Folding Allen Wrench Tool
Wrench Force 8 size Spoke wrench
Park's Mini Chain Brute
Patch Kit
Mini-Pump

Spares:

Tubes
Patches
A couple zip ties
Spare Crank Bolt
Spare Power Links
Spare derailleur hanger
Reinforced Duct Tape

Other:

Snack (depending on length of ride)
Bug Spray
Some Money

Longer Rides

All that above,
More snacks (Cliff Bars)
some Toilet paper
a Leatherman tool with Pliers
a first aide kit.
Ibuprofen
Magnesium Asportate Pills (for muscle cramping)
Cell Phone
Camera

Allen key set
Mini pump
Puncture repair kit
Mini G clamp for above
Tyre levers
First aid kit
Swiss army knife
Water
Wallet (theres a pub around here somewhere..)
Phone, in case there's reception where I stack it hugely

nope