Biznatches, ol' PF finally got himself a junior road and MTB license. Be prepared for epic wins through means of droppage. Also, I hear the roadies are all ass bags so I guess I'll buy a frame pump and throw in their spokes ala whatever that movie was with the d-bag Italians.


And I ordered a Giro Remedy and Fox shin guards so Imma jump the gap (~6ft) at Legend when they come.

Very nice, now go give'r.

Excuuuuuse me?

For a split second I thought cheeto made this thread.

Then I'd be complaining about broken RD's and asking what budget tire is best.

Awesome, get r' done.

....but we all know that budget is not a issue.

I really hope your kidding about needing that gear to jump a 6 footer.

Nope. I'm scared as crap about anything that involves air time except for drops.

Besides, if I miss the transition (either overshooting or not quite reaching it) it's fifteen feet to the ground. If you can't figure it out, the gap part is fifteen feet deep of nothing until you reach packed dirt and rocks. Six feet from the edge of the cliff (no kicker) to the transition about three feet lower than the edge of the cliff.


This obviously isn't the gap, but it's right next to it and you can see how much of a drop it is.

Did you miss that the first time ya read it?

You know what, Yall just need to get off my damn case.
I've learned a lot and havnt posted anything stupid, like this thread in a long while.
Im here in PA were theres no LBS to go to... I had to totally re-do my drivetrain myself today, without internet as well.. Im pretty proud, it works.

Hai guise. More questions from me. You need a license to ride a bike?

We're j-playin' with you Cheeto. Chill.

"Did you miss that the first time ya read it?"

No.

did you just crawl out of west philly?
Talk right damnit.

lol i wuz rite ur DUMM DEE YOO EM EM HAHAH LOOL

You need a license to race in UCI sanctioned races.


EDIT- Yes, you also need a license to ride your bike. Head down to the DMV office to get one after the 120 question bicycle-applications test (BAT).

Darn, is there a age i have to be
And is there any pointers you could give me or a manaul?
and wouldnt it be "DPV"

Dayum I'm good.

I kid, I kid. No license neccesary [sic]- Why do you think five YO's are allowed to ride bikes?

Dayum, im good.

I replied to your sarcasm with sarcasm. I think i won this one

SUCK A BUTT

SUCK A CHICKEN BUTT

Lets grow up?
Seriously.

I can't help myself, so sorry in advance, but you're a tool.

Lol, im acting my age