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01-07-10 | 08:41 AM

santiago

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It's my birthday! You jerks.

Discuss.

01-07-10 | 08:43 AM

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Happy Jerkday?

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01-07-10 | 08:44 AM

Siu Blue Wind

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You woke up early and started your own birthday thread before anyone else can. Good idea. That way nobody can miss it. Now how self serving is that?

Have a Happy Birthday, Santiago! 10 more years till half century!!

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01-07-10 | 08:44 AM

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take off, eh?you hoser!

01-07-10 | 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind

You woke up early and started your own birthday thread before anyone else can. Good idea. That way nobody can miss it. Now how self serving is that?

Have a Happy Birthday, Santiago! 10 more years till half century!!

Woke up early? Didn't you know that the west cost of North America isn't the center of the universe?

BTW, thanks.

01-07-10 | 09:37 AM

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Birthday threads are lame. Starting your own is even lamer.

01-07-10 | 09:39 AM

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Have many more ......

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01-07-10 | 10:03 AM

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Only means you're a year slower...

01-07-10 | 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by santiago

Didn't you know that the west cost of North America isn't the center of the universe?

Wha . . . ?! Man, that's why I keep coming here - - I learn something new every day.

Happy birthday, ya jerk.

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01-07-10 | 10:32 AM

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Hey, mine was the 3rd, its a bad month to have a birthday. Everyone starts out with, Hey glad its your birthday. Umm, you know that stuff I got you for Christmas, well hey, its covers for today too. You know things are tough this time of year. Hey, lets eat some cake.

That is my discussion, crappy time of year for a birthday. Plus dad has never forgiven me for taking so long to be born and he lost the tax deduction for the previous year.

HEY, its all good, go get some miles in.

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01-07-10 | 10:36 AM

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. . . go get some miles in.

santiago is not so shallow that he measures his life in terms of miles.

He measures it in millimeters of foam atop a latte.

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01-07-10 | 10:55 AM

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you know how I know you're gay? ^

wow, 40. have a good one.

01-07-10 | 11:53 AM

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What a poseaurgh

01-07-10 | 01:00 PM

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This is just sad, poor guy had to start his own Bday thread.

But nonetheless happy Bday santiago.

01-07-10 | 01:07 PM

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you know how I know you're gay? ^

How did you know he was gay?

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01-07-10 | 01:08 PM

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Birthday threads are lame. Starting your own is even lamer.

No! I'm the jerk here, don't steal my thunder. Jerk.

On a side note, I'm hoping Salma Hayek drops by as she's done in the past.

01-07-10 | 01:37 PM

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Damn firewalls

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01-07-10 | 02:53 PM

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You can't start your own b-day thread then start demanding pictures...jeez...what a jerk. Damned FRENCH Canadians!

01-07-10 | 03:15 PM

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Sorry Salma's still hanging out here and sends her regards. She says she's just to worn out to go anywhere.

01-07-10 | 04:05 PM

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Discuss.

Mine was Tuesday, Tom/BF sent me a Happy Birthday E-Mail. It was on my Blackberry when it came on.

01-07-10 | 04:18 PM

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How did you know he was gay?

a pm he sent me.

01-07-10 | 04:38 PM

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Happy birthday!

To celebrate this great day, I will now buy my 2010 race license.

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01-07-10 | 04:40 PM

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I feel honoured that gastro stopped by and brought Salma for a visit.

PS - for those that couldn't see the picture. Copy and paste this into another browser tab and it will then become available here. The site has some kind of protection but once you visit, bingo!

01-07-10 | 06:46 PM

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We wanted to do it up big this year. I made a HUGE cake and decided to put it in your dump truck there. Well, finally got the candles. Hard to find ones that big; googled it and turned up a vendor with this brand called "Roamin." Never heard of 'em before but the name was catchy - - kinda like the bike film, huh? I thought it was appropriate. And wow, they were the perfect size. You're very old so I ordered like 4 cases to cover it. Got them all set up . . . in the cake . . . in the back of the truck . . . and lit 'em off. Sorry you couldn't hear us sing 'Happy Birthday' over the sirens . . .