There's like 2 miles of flat single track on an old railbed, so it pretty much lives up to its name. For most Portlanders, it's on the way to killer trails, tho.

^^ Haha! I remember Boring. That was the end of Leg 7 (that I ran) in my first Hood To Coast Relay.

Noted.

What will the rest of the veterans be having?

What the hell???? this is a mountain bike forum - not fooooooo - you guys are acting like a bunch of foos

oh - double tall frappé with goats milk, served at 130 - (no more, no less) - and a dash of Madagascar Cinnamon

Same as dminor for me, only have em boil it down to half. Then top it off with triflow. ur a good kid Samburger, here's a nickel.

You're going to have to get mine from the coffee shop I go to here in Clinton, NJ Grande dark roast with 3 shots of espresso in it, hold the cream and sugar.

Who qualifies for the coffee list?

I dunno if I do, but put me down for Turkish coffee and a handful of loukoumades.

Welcome back, sscyco. You and the young cyco going up to Schweitzer this weekend?

We've had those pop up before but the young turds can never take ther heat. They wind getting mad when they are corrected and run to the Mods blowing snotbubbles out of their nose becuse they got theire feelings hurt.

Ill throw my drink bid into the hat.
I wont have a coffee though, run up to GNC, I'll take some Amp Amplified Wheybolic 60 protein. 12 ounces of water, 3 heaping scoops of power, and a dash of extra powder for some extra boost.

shaken, not stirred. No clumps. Ice cold water please.




-Figured I'd try, since he was offering LOL.

Don't get too far ahead of yourself Chee...being a legend doesn't make you a veteran.


BTW...I'll have a Grande Raspberry Mocha with an Irish Coffee chaser...and Sam...can I borrow a twenty for lunch?

^You can have the $20 for lunch but I refuse to provide any coffee drinks that include fruit in the recipe. If you want a Raspberry Mocha, you can go to the sorority house & become a sister there. Otherwise you're more than welcome to revise your order.

As for everyone else, I'll have your orders up sometime in the next decade.

^^ Ooooooo . . . mouthy little runt, isn't he? But he has a point, chelbontiago.

I was hoping that the man-whiskey in my Irish Coffee would counteract my Nancy drink.

Personality's .

Posting to see if I have been banned.


Nope.

Nope. But if you get an Irish Coffee without the Nancy drink, you'll be the most manly so far.

I'll guess we'll have to resort to e-racing to promote myself to a more respectable level of legendary.

You can't possibly think that your German-raised steed is any match for my Asian born, American raised, Indonesian-lizard-named man-mobile????!!!!

Looks like he's a fit for this thread. 12 more years and maybe he can intern or a mod position.

---sorority house, :lol: chel got spanked with a man belt! :lol::lol:

Bailey's is my favorite coffee creamer.

He actually tried that once. Rushed the Tri-Delts, passing himself off as part of the crew team.

Its kinda IRONIC that the most fun this thread has seen lately is one about how boring this summer has gotten. I sure its dog day doldrums or everyone is just having too much fun riding. I'm finally packing the bike and tent for the weekend and heading to the Hualapais this weekend. Trails with TREES, what a rush. I'll probably get distracted and hit one.

My KONA has never been touched by a German haha.

But I know my engine can totally own yours. =p

There is no such thing as being bored.

Just being boring.

I'm boring when I'm bored.


...
All I've heard all day is people slamming their dorm doors..
On a positive note, there is a room full of girls, right next door.
Less positive note..
One Happens to be the Resident Assistant lol.

^and god..
are they REALLLLLY Loud.

Nice!

My e-drink is a double frappuccino at the trailhead leaning on my Turner.

My real drink is a double shot of Kicking Horse - 454 Horse Power espresso. It will make some of you nancy-girls cry.
http://kickinghorsecoffee.com/store/...products_id=81

When I was in college, the RA was the one who got pregnant! Wasn't me, no way..............