I don't need stamina...the sheer torque of one single pedal stroke will be enough to propel me like a rocket up the multi-switchback climb with enough momentum left at the top to pull off a nice Three so I can get a glimpse of your shriveling corpse bound by the liquid rubber laid out from my Excavators like Spiderman's web minus the ghey skinsuit (no offense on the ghey skinsuit, Dm)...then half way through the Three...I change up to a flair and roll back down the gnar, 10 times faster than the speed of Gastro but not 11 so I can retain just enough control to rip a 12" tree trunk out of the ground and bite the end off so it fits my shoulder like a lance for me to run you through...

I'll do it with a smile on my face, boy...I will piss on your e-grave.

My DH bike is down - shock is blown. An the young one is BMX all the time (except when road or XC riding with me). Plus I"m leaving for a short trip this weekend - hit me up in a couple weeks, the shock should be fixed and us ready to ride.

Has he been riding the new Albi track? It's a gas but I need a cruiser or a big-wheel dirt jumper. DH bike on there is fun for about one jump.

Hey, I drive by Kicking Horse Coffee all the time when we head to Invermere to ride. I'll tell them to make something stronger for you.

That is a man's coffee. I offered it to a friend who is a regular espresso drinker and he practically choked on it. I've gotten spoiled with strong coffee and I think Kicking Horse is by far one of the best I've had.

I bet they would . . . I hear this year's crop of BC bud is particularly potent.

For medicinal purposes, of course.

DUDE, just what are you packing into that bong of yours.....................

Can it be mail ordered?

There's a party and nobody invited junkyard? So far, I see two stoners having a pissing contest about who is faster and a bunch of ladies talking about their morning tea.

Know this, nobody pisses farther than junkyard and when I drink coffee in the morning it is called scotch.

Now the rest of you fairies can go back to your business.

Hey now...I may like the fruity mocha...but at least I don't drink it with my pinky pointed North.

LoL.
While you went into a detailed gnar description, I not only read and laughed, But I already raced you, and passed you 8 times.

I'm just that good. I went so fast, I advanced into time and pissed in your e-coffin.

Sounds like junkyard is the manliest of the men here. Maybe one day I'll grow up to be like him.

I don't compete in pissing contests anymore...my prostate problem limits the flow so I tend to just swing it around and smack people in the head widdit.




Don't even try sucking up to that goon to stay under his radar...he'll see it as a sign of weakness, flip out all WarVet style and put a verbal foot up your E-hiney.

Wow jerkyard you must be on some good dope.

Somebody's bitter that I made fun of their fruity coffee drink:P

I have to admit that I thought highly of Chelboed until his strawberry daiquiri post.

Jealous because you didn't say it first. ;) ;)

I would like my coffee with 10 packets of sugar and have more chocolate flavored coffee creamer than coffee and the coffee has to be from the great coffee mecca of Antarctica.

On one hand, you joined in '07. On the other, you've only posted 42 times since then.

Do I get this guy coffee or no?

Well you're the one who is getting the coffee...what are your requirements?

I dunno I'm just the forum pledge. But if I get a say-so, I'll vote no. Less coffee for me to have to get.

Dammit, it's late night and now I want some coffee.

I'll take just a plain old cup o joe, the rest of you sissys can drink that fancy stuff. I will require it to be in my "Bull Terrier" cup.

Despite your yellow jersey I think this request alone may warrant a seven-day banning.

Oh, and samburger: you better get jerkyard's order first - - get it right and have it to him prompt and hot or he'll be tearing you a new one for all the interwebs to see. It won't be pretty.

I'm on a first come, first serve basis unless told otherwise by a three-star mod. And anyway, there's only so much sucking up one can do before one's nose turns brown & smells so badly that everyone will turn me down when bringing them their coffee claiming the stench of poo on my nose has made them lose their appetite for coffee. I just can't accept failure for the sake of getting on jerkyard's good side.

I smell trouble . . . .

Controversy is what this forum is lacking. Boredom is the result of everything going too smoothly.

Be sure to remind junkyard about the time Siu stood him up in San Francisco.

boring is roadbiking, roadbiking is boring

Easily cured. Recommend isopropyl alcohol for cleaning brake discs and Raiyn will come back from the dead (or wherever he's been) and paste you to the wall . . . in 100% RGB-blue text.

Sure, sure, talk about me; then you go and dredge up the sordid, painful past.