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03-02-11 | 11:30 AM

junkyard

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From: American Gardens Building

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You're all a...

...bunch of hacks. Discuss.

03-02-11 | 11:37 AM

chrismorg

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sarcasm and spelling lessons, instead of answers to questions

03-02-11 | 12:04 PM

samburger

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You're a meanie head.

03-02-11 | 12:08 PM

cryptid01

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From: The Hinterlands

I don't actually ride, so there's no definitive proof I'm a hack.

03-02-11 | 12:25 PM

dminor

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptid01

I don't actually ride, so there's no definitive proof I'm a hack.

Busted. Hack.

You took your darned sweet time posting something again, junkard. Too good to hang out here? Jerk.

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03-02-11 | 01:54 PM

crazyotte

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From: North Alabama, or Auburn

Bikes: '07 Diamondback Respones XE-based frankenbike (since deceased). '92 Schwinn Hurricane. '97 Trek 800.

...Whats a hack?

03-02-11 | 02:17 PM

Daspydyr

Pedals, Paddles and Poles

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From: Vegas Valley, NV

Bikes: Santa Cruz Tallboy, Ridley Noah, Scott Spark 20

This is how I ride, so DON'T HACK me off. Imagine getting a head butt from the Titanium ring of death! Yeah, I'm also a sympathy hound. Only 6 days left.

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03-02-11 | 02:36 PM

craigcraigcraig

Don't really have a bike.

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heck ya been waiting for that picture ^

hack all day for me.

03-02-11 | 02:41 PM

dminor

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Daspydyr

This is how I ride, so DON'T HACK me off.

Does that further guard against brain-wave hacking . . . or does it act as an antenna, making you an even easier target?

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03-02-11 | 03:47 PM

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DX-MAN

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I'd show you my Masters of Hackology degree from the University of Devil's Island, countersigned by Steve McQueen himself... but the dog I buried 18 years ago ate it.

03-02-11 | 06:07 PM

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cryptid01

one less horse

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From: The Hinterlands

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrismorg

sarcasm and spelling lessons, instead of answers to questions

Your capitalization and punctuation skills are unparalleled!

03-02-11 | 06:08 PM

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Daspydyr

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From: Vegas Valley, NV

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dminor

Does that further guard against brain-wave hacking . . . or does it act as an antenna, making you an even easier target?

It actually does pick up the beats waves from an electric bass and beats the heck out of my sinuses.

03-02-11 | 06:58 PM

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santiago

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From: Montréal, QC, Canada

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Who is the OP? I don't recognize him.

03-02-11 | 06:59 PM

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never

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From: T0L0K0

Someone trying to capitalize on the popularity of junkard.

03-02-11 | 07:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptid01

I don't actually ride, so there's no definitive proof I'm a hack.

Awh man I do remember a picture of you,,,,,,,,,

03-02-11 | 11:55 PM

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dminor

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^^ Was that before or after his 'short bus period?'

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Who is the OP? I don't recognize him.

I think he's a pro hiding his identity.

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03-03-11 | 12:45 PM

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born2bahick

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Before the short bus era doug

03-03-11 | 01:16 PM

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Grimlock

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From: Ottawa

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Such a hack I had some bling titanium parts installed to compensate for my lack of gnar skillz.

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Using a nicer sealed bearing headset vs a $10 set is like throwing a frisbee vs a dodgeball.

03-03-11 | 01:44 PM

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Daspydyr

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From: Vegas Valley, NV

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimlock

Such a hack I had some bling titanium parts installed to compensate for my lack of gnar skillz.

Good looking Centipede you got there Gnarlock!

Is your Ottawa in KS or Canada?

03-03-11 | 01:56 PM

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noodle

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From: Wash DC metro area

Bikes: '09 Turner Sultan, '09 Fuji Tahoe SL and PBW foldable FS MTB

Only on the golf course... SO WHA

03-03-11 | 04:28 PM

#21

Grimlock

Frozen in carbonite

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From: Ottawa

Bikes: '85 Full Cycle Cycle.

Canadurr.

Back on topic, I borrowed this from another thread to show how much of a hack I am not.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sp00ki

Using a nicer sealed bearing headset vs a $10 set is like throwing a frisbee vs a dodgeball.

Last edited by Grimlock; 03-03-11 at 09:19 PM. Reason: added gnar

03-03-11 | 10:38 PM

#22

Daspydyr

Pedals, Paddles and Poles

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From: Vegas Valley, NV

Bikes: Santa Cruz Tallboy, Ridley Noah, Scott Spark 20

Come on Grimsley, this kinda carnage has no place in a civilized thread! HACK!

03-08-11 | 09:20 AM

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-_RebelRidin'_-

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From: WVU-Morgantown

Bikes: Trek 3900. 2007 Kona Dawg

I see nothing has changed around here, hahaha

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