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Old 05-02-05, 09:15 AM
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Die, thread! Die! Die!
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Originally Posted by good dog
Amen
Double Amen. I can't count the number of times I've seen that pic here, other forums, other boards, and in emails.
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Originally Posted by Trsnrtr
Double Amen. I can't count the number of times I've seen that pic here, other forums, other boards, and in emails.
and yet you keep looking...
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Old 01-10-06, 08:09 PM
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Hey! They have penises! I have one too! Whoa!
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Holly dead thread!!!

Of all threads to ressurect why this one?
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Originally Posted by Rich22
The guys in the red u can basically see there genitals.
I prefer to believe they are rolls of quarters!
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It's apparent to me that the red ones hold up better....
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Originally Posted by bentrox!
and yet you keep looking...
and YOU BRING IT BACK FROM THE DEAD!
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Originally Posted by SDRider
Holly dead thread!!!

Of all threads to ressurect why this one?
Because not all threads can so easily achieve res-erection.
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Old 01-10-06, 09:40 PM
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It was obviously more exciting for the red team. Every time I see this it makes me feel inadequate.
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Old 01-10-06, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by erhan
" I'm kinda takin' a real likin' to that there red spandex. How 'bout you Jack?
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Originally Posted by good dog
I still don't get it. Does something bad happen when someone can see genitals?
Sigh... There are so many punchlines to this question... This forum needs an "Over 18 and Difficult to Offend" section. PM me if you want to hear what I wanted to post but discretion persuaded me not to.
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heh, heh.. black was actually mandated by the TDF. Don't know if that rule is still in effect...
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I'm pretty sure black is worn to make it harder to determine ones' religion.

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Originally Posted by jj1075
I'm pretty sure black is worn to make it harder to determine ones' religion.

ROTFLMFAO, to clear it up for anybody its so people can't see your schlong sometimes people like it that way though. I guess it depends on what the big dude up top gave you at birth
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I wonder why Koffee hasn't closed this thread. The pictures are more revealing than the one about climbing in to pro kits.
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