My personal vehicle, a 1994 Corolla has 302K miles yet I'm contemplating which will be my next bike. That Ritte frameset, or a TI frame. Ugh.

I get strange looks when I mention I went on a short, 1.5 hr ride.

I routinely forget everything I have to do........when I'm on BF, which is a lot.

What I find weird, and sad, are all the people who hide things from their wife. I wonder what their wives are hiding from them?

Yarn

Non bike riding boyfriends

+1

In grown hairs on my ass... now can someone please help me with how to upload pictures?

Women swoon over me. Mechanics fear me.

Wait, you're saying that you're leaving your bicycle outside the restaurant?



GH

Not anymore I won't !!!


At the grocery store yesterday, I watched one of the workers wheel her bike out of the employee area and across the store to the door. I thought it was pretty cool, they let her keep it inside. Maybe I'll try it.

My two cats sometimes get grease on them from walking to close to one or more of the five bikes on our first floor.

While I don't have a problem locking up my bike outside places like restaurants and movie theaters, I do bring my bike inside my local happy hour spot all the time. It's for convenience and not out of fear of theft. As for grocery stores, I have brought my bike inside several times while on tour. I always ask first. I usually leave it within sight of a cashier. Not really worried too much about a customer trying to leave the store with a bike loaded down with 40 lbs. of gear.

Hah, one of mine had a greasy ear for months from that.

Cats like to climb on them, claw the seats, have loud hiss-fights through the wheels and frame, and knock the bikes over when possible. Those are fairly unique to cyclists.

I've yet to have any of those things happen with my cats. They're both too old for that kind of stuff.

One of my bikes with a out of production seat that took me ages to find, was leaning against the side of my bed. One of the cats shredded
it.

When we moved to a house without a garage, we had to have a second shed built for storage because my bikes took up all the space in the original tool shed.

If a store has a problem with me bringing my bike inside, they don't get my money.

Only once have I had a problem. Walmart can go **** themselves.

Having to make sure my swimming trunks are longer than my bike shorts and having to wear a shirt to the beach. If I don't wear a shirt I leave the beach with beautiful brown arms and a lobster tan in the shape of a shirt.

It is better to ask for forgiveness then approval .

Having to explain that my idea of a relaxing vacation includes >200 miles of cycling. Often the response is, "I like to sit my butt in a chair on the beach, I'd never consider riding a bike 50+ miles a day relaxing." People just don't get it.

definitely

What problem?

When I first got married my wife was weirded out because my legs were smoother than hers. I just handed her my Baxters cream.