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rpenmanparker 07-21-17 07:20 AM


Originally Posted by BillyD (Post 19734598)
You gotta love the little miniature trees in the background and all. Good attention to detail.

See, that's what I'm talkin' about.

patentcad 07-21-17 07:41 AM


Originally Posted by jamesdak (Post 19733998)

GM also had issues with the 8 speed automatic in C7s. The cooling issues on early C7 Z06s were a classic GM face palm. My new C7 is a 2017 the 4th year of production and a manual transmission. 7 months, 5300 miles, zero issues. Generally C7 Corvettes have been quite reliable, most owners would tell you they have had no problems. Either way to buy a car with comparable performance you're talking about a Porsche, Audi, Ferrar etc. @ 2-3x the price.

patentcad 07-21-17 07:42 AM


Originally Posted by indyfabz (Post 19734105)
Masturba...Never mind.

Correct.

patentcad 07-21-17 07:48 AM

With respect to whacking off, when I undergo shoulder surgery in August or September I won't be able to properly do that, or any of my other favorite activities: cycling, guitar or driving my stick shift car. Five weeks. Fucque Moi.

Gotta have it. I was shoveling snow in March, hauled off to drive the snow shovel forward and *bam* hit a piece of immovable ice. Saw stars from the pain in my right shoulder, found out later I tore tendon that attaches the top of the bicep to the shoulder clear off. It's getting worse, I had originally scheduled the surgery for July 10 or whatever, and I had to pick up the Ambien and Percoset the doc prescribed for post op by June 1 or the script was going to expire. That was 50+ days ago, I had 60 pain pills and in the meantime I've taken 30 of them here and there for pain, including the past two mornings where I woke up @ 4AM in massive pain and had to take one pill each day. This AM it's not so bad, really trying to control the pain with Advil which mostly works, but not always.

I predict that the inability to wank properly may lead me to becoming ambidextrous during my surgical recovery.

f4rrest 07-21-17 07:57 AM

That's awful.

At least surgery is an option. What did injured folks do 100 years ago?

RPK79 07-21-17 08:00 AM


Originally Posted by f4rrest (Post 19734815)
That's awful.

At least surgery is an option. What did injured folks do 100 years ago?

Grew beards to cover their scowls of pain.

redfooj 07-21-17 08:05 AM


Originally Posted by f4rrest (Post 19734815)
That's awful.

At least surgery is an option. What did injured folks do 100 years ago?

before RoadID was invented? they just died.

f4rrest 07-21-17 08:15 AM


Originally Posted by redfooj (Post 19734848)
before RoadID was invented? they just died.

Roadid lol

Velo Vol 07-21-17 09:40 AM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 19731582)
At the risk of seeming interested in this skull-farked forum

I didn't know you still ride bicycles.

Herbie53 07-21-17 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 19735106)
I didn't know you still ride bicycles.

+1, songster and this...


https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...f9&oe=59ED825E

patentcad 07-21-17 07:32 PM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 19735106)
I didn't know you still ride bicycles.

Let's keep it our secret my little Volunteer.

patentcad 07-21-17 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by f4rrest (Post 19734815)
That's awful.

At least surgery is an option. What did injured folks do 100 years ago?

They suffered and drank a lot of alcohol.

patentcad 07-21-17 07:37 PM

All the AARP jokes about Corvette owners are fine. When you're shooting gaps on the highway it's like you're in a race car and everybody else is driving Trabants.

https://d39a3h63xew422.cloudfront.ne...2-1000x563.jpg

patentcad 07-21-17 07:40 PM

You don't think I can start a whole other thread that makes Foo look like road cycling content?

Watch me you fatsos.

Velo Vol 07-21-17 08:22 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 19736483)
Let's keep it our secret my little Volunteer.

Strava it for the whole world to see.

Velo Vol 07-21-17 08:23 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 19736499)
You don't think I can start a whole other thread that makes Foo look like road cycling content?

Will this be the thread in which you break the 60K barrier?

f4rrest 07-21-17 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 19736484)
They suffered and drank a lot of alcohol.

So nothing changed.

gnome 07-21-17 08:59 PM


Originally Posted by rpenmanparker (Post 19733659)
Is there a name for replying to yourself?

yes. Pcad.

patentcad 07-22-17 01:37 AM

It's 3:30 AM. Slept on this stupid shoulder wrong now it's killing me and I'm wide awake in the middle of the night. The Advil isn't working. Sigh. I haven't taken a pain pill since Wed. AM but I may have to do it to get back to sleep. I may have to move up this surgery.

datlas 07-22-17 04:59 AM

If it hurts that much, you may want to ask for a shot. It won't fix the problem, but it may buy you a couple of months.

Herbie53 07-22-17 05:34 AM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 19736494)
All the AARP jokes about Corvette owners are fine. When you're shooting gaps on the highway it's like you're in a race car and everybody else is driving Trabants.

Recently joined the AARP car club. Mine is sort of the equivalent to steel in real in a bicycle, but in fiberglass.

https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...d9&oe=59ECDF47

patentcad 07-22-17 06:35 AM


Originally Posted by Herbie53 (Post 19736984)
Recently joined the AARP car club. Mine is sort of the equivalent to steel in real in a bicycle, but in fiberglass.

https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...d9&oe=59ECDF47

Man that C3 looks nice in silver. I will wave at you.

What year and motor?

patentcad 07-22-17 06:35 AM


Originally Posted by datlas (Post 19736949)
If it hurts that much, you may want to ask for a shot. It won't fix the problem, but it may buy you a couple of months.

The first cortisone shot lasted less than two weeks.

rpenmanparker 07-22-17 07:16 AM


Originally Posted by RPK79 (Post 19734824)
Grew beards to cover their scowls of pain.

Nah, that was last week. He said 100 years ago.

rpenmanparker 07-22-17 07:21 AM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 19736578)
Will this be the thread in which you break the 60K barrier?

Unpossible. Just like the sound barrier. The closer you get to 60,000, the more erratic you become until at 59,999 you simply asplode. Can't be done.


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