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Originally Posted by BillyD
(Post 19734598)
You gotta love the little miniature trees in the background and all. Good attention to detail.
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Originally Posted by jamesdak
(Post 19733998)
Just make sure it's not a C7 Z06.... ;)
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Originally Posted by indyfabz
(Post 19734105)
Masturba...Never mind.
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With respect to whacking off, when I undergo shoulder surgery in August or September I won't be able to properly do that, or any of my other favorite activities: cycling, guitar or driving my stick shift car. Five weeks. Fucque Moi.
Gotta have it. I was shoveling snow in March, hauled off to drive the snow shovel forward and *bam* hit a piece of immovable ice. Saw stars from the pain in my right shoulder, found out later I tore tendon that attaches the top of the bicep to the shoulder clear off. It's getting worse, I had originally scheduled the surgery for July 10 or whatever, and I had to pick up the Ambien and Percoset the doc prescribed for post op by June 1 or the script was going to expire. That was 50+ days ago, I had 60 pain pills and in the meantime I've taken 30 of them here and there for pain, including the past two mornings where I woke up @ 4AM in massive pain and had to take one pill each day. This AM it's not so bad, really trying to control the pain with Advil which mostly works, but not always. I predict that the inability to wank properly may lead me to becoming ambidextrous during my surgical recovery. |
That's awful.
At least surgery is an option. What did injured folks do 100 years ago? |
Originally Posted by f4rrest
(Post 19734815)
That's awful.
At least surgery is an option. What did injured folks do 100 years ago? |
Originally Posted by f4rrest
(Post 19734815)
That's awful.
At least surgery is an option. What did injured folks do 100 years ago? |
Originally Posted by redfooj
(Post 19734848)
before RoadID was invented? they just died.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
(Post 19731582)
At the risk of seeming interested in this skull-farked forum
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Originally Posted by Velo Vol
(Post 19735106)
I didn't know you still ride bicycles.
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Originally Posted by Velo Vol
(Post 19735106)
I didn't know you still ride bicycles.
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Originally Posted by f4rrest
(Post 19734815)
That's awful.
At least surgery is an option. What did injured folks do 100 years ago? |
All the AARP jokes about Corvette owners are fine. When you're shooting gaps on the highway it's like you're in a race car and everybody else is driving Trabants.
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You don't think I can start a whole other thread that makes Foo look like road cycling content?
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Originally Posted by patentcad
(Post 19736483)
Let's keep it our secret my little Volunteer.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
(Post 19736499)
You don't think I can start a whole other thread that makes Foo look like road cycling content?
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Originally Posted by patentcad
(Post 19736484)
They suffered and drank a lot of alcohol.
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Originally Posted by rpenmanparker
(Post 19733659)
Is there a name for replying to yourself?
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It's 3:30 AM. Slept on this stupid shoulder wrong now it's killing me and I'm wide awake in the middle of the night. The Advil isn't working. Sigh. I haven't taken a pain pill since Wed. AM but I may have to do it to get back to sleep. I may have to move up this surgery.
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If it hurts that much, you may want to ask for a shot. It won't fix the problem, but it may buy you a couple of months.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
(Post 19736494)
All the AARP jokes about Corvette owners are fine. When you're shooting gaps on the highway it's like you're in a race car and everybody else is driving Trabants.
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Originally Posted by Herbie53
(Post 19736984)
Recently joined the AARP car club. Mine is sort of the equivalent to steel in real in a bicycle, but in fiberglass.
https://scontent.fhou1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...d9&oe=59ECDF47 What year and motor? |
Originally Posted by datlas
(Post 19736949)
If it hurts that much, you may want to ask for a shot. It won't fix the problem, but it may buy you a couple of months.
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Originally Posted by RPK79
(Post 19734824)
Grew beards to cover their scowls of pain.
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Originally Posted by Velo Vol
(Post 19736578)
Will this be the thread in which you break the 60K barrier?
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