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Old 05-14-18, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by caloso
Yes, let's ask them about the jerseys they're wearing in California this year.

if they are wearing white for heat conditions, they need a smack in the face.

HTFU
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Originally Posted by noodle soup
if they are wearing white for heat conditions, they need a smack in the face.

HTFU
Sorry, but HTFU has no place in discussions of appropriate color. Regardless of its physiological effects or lack thereof, black is a poor choice for athletic apparel, especially worn outside. Black is for indoors, evenings, and for somber people and occasions. It doesn't look badass, it just looks bad. Cyclists aren't ninjas, and if you ask me, an all black getup is about as ridiculous looking as they get. Black shorts are the norm only on account of convenience and modesty
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Originally Posted by kbarch
if you ask me, an all black getup is about as ridiculous looking as they get
I didn't ask you .
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Originally Posted by redlude97
I have some demarchi bibs too, there was a dropoff in quality when they switched from made in italy to made in romania
I had read that. Good to know. I was going to try a pair and looking for sales.
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Originally Posted by Dan333SP
Those are some nice digs.

It was fun to see people wearing full on business suits, riding in 45 degree rain with an umbrella held up while on the bike. Completely different (and far superior, IMO) cycling culture there.
In Japan they ride like that.

One hand on the bar and the other drinking beverages, on the phone, eating breakfast, etc.
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Originally Posted by kbarch
Sorry, but HTFU has no place in discussions of appropriate color. Regardless of its physiological effects or lack thereof, black is a poor choice for athletic apparel, especially worn outside. Black is for indoors, evenings, and for somber people and occasions. It doesn't look badass, it just looks bad. Cyclists aren't ninjas, and if you ask me, an all black getup is about as ridiculous looking as they get. Black shorts are the norm only on account of convenience and modesty
Don't be sorry, it's not like you have a say in the cycling world. You only have power over what you wear. You have zero effect on cycling clothing and how the owners and managers of any of the professional peloton want their team to wear their uniforms. You really have no say in what other people want to wear anyway. Well, you do have a say, but it is of no consequence! So don't be sorry, and I doubt anyone asks you about cycling clothing, least of all this forum...do they?
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Originally Posted by raria
Particularly husband and wifes.
So you have a warning sign at the bar?
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Originally Posted by kbarch
Sorry, but HTFU has no place in discussions of appropriate color. Regardless of its physiological effects or lack thereof, black is a poor choice for athletic apparel, especially worn outside. Black is for indoors, evenings, and for somber people and occasions. It doesn't look badass, it just looks bad. Cyclists aren't ninjas, and if you ask me, an all black getup is about as ridiculous looking as they get. Black shorts are the norm only on account of convenience and modesty
Originally Posted by noodle soup
I didn't ask you .
Ninjas look really bad on non-black bikes though.
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Originally Posted by Cue
Here's my list of terrible road cycling fashion that should die a painful death:

1. Tall socks < ankle socks, or no show socks are way more comfier, sometimes I don't even wear socks!
2. 100% brand sunglasses, I don't care who's the biggest sponsor behind them, they're still fugly. The new Oakleys are fugly too.
3. Pretentious rapha people or every brand that tries to be trendy over instagram.

Let's hear yours.
Gonna have to argue with that, socks above your ankles look normal when cycling, but yeah... Any pretentious "Instagram fashion" brand. Hello "Attaquer" guy...

Originally Posted by cthenn
Sleeveless Jerseys. I just can't stand the farmer's tan on my arms. Legs, that's fine, but on the arms it just looks hideous!
The only people that should be wearing sleavless kits are triathletes. If you're not a triathlete look around you and what everyone else is wearing on the road.

Originally Posted by Mike F
White bib shorts and a hairy arse.....
No white bib shorts period, we don't want to see your junk.

Originally Posted by Dan333SP
Lol, everyone hates on low socks. More often than not I wear ankle socks, there’s absolutely nothing about higher socks that has any useful advantage. I do wear high socks when I race because I’m vain and the ones I use match our kit, but otherwise I can’t be bothered.




There isn't until you take the skin off your ankles. Then you take the skin off your ankles and you'll be wondering why you were wearing ankle socks. Apart from the fact you look stupid if you can't see your socks above your ankles (or at all).

Originally Posted by indyfabz
Doo/do/du rags. You're not in the Wu Tang Clan. You're not even in A Tribe Called Quest.
Skull caps and hats keep my head from getting sweay I don't care what people think. If you're going to shave your head wear a skull cap with wicking properties or be prepared to be drenched in sweat every time you turn your head.

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People who wear pro team kit replicas.

its just sad and stupid looking..don’t do it.

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Originally Posted by 1500SLR
Gonna have to argue with that, socks above your ankles look normal when cycling, but yeah... Any pretentious "Instagram fashion" brand. Hello "Attaquer" guy...



The only people that should be wearing sleavless kits are triathletes. If you're not a triathlete look around you and what everyone else is wearing on the road.



No white bib shorts period, we don't want to see your junk.



There isn't until you take the skin off your ankles. Then you take the skin off your ankles and you'll be wondering why you were wearing ankle socks. Apart from the fact you look stupid if you can't see your socks above your ankles (or at all).



Skull caps and hats keep my head from sweating I don't care what people think. If you're going to shave your head wear a skull cap with wicking properties or be prepared to be drenched in sweat every time you turn your head.
Skin off your ankles? In what sort of circumstance? I’ve crashed multiple times and haven’t ever done any damage to my ankles. I will say that a thin layer of clothing does little to protect your skin when you hit the pavement with any kind of momentum, so I can’t imagine socks will help too much there.
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Originally Posted by Dan333SP


Skin off your ankles? In what sort of circumstance? I’ve crashed multiple times and haven’t ever done any damage to my ankles. I will say that a thin layer of clothing does little to protect your skin when you hit the pavement with any kind of momentum, so I can’t imagine socks will help too much there.
I've skinned my ankles from a pedal strike before, let alone coming off my bike.
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Originally Posted by 1500SLR
I've skinned my ankles from a pedal strike before, let alone coming off my bike.
Pedal strike as in you hit your pedal on the pavement while leaning hard in a corner, or pedal strike as in you missed the pedal while while trying to clip in? Maybe I’m lucky, as I said I’ve gone down enough times solo and in groups and haven’t ever damaged my ankles. Have shredded multiple pairs of gloves, jerseys, bibs, warmers, but never my ankle.
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Pedal strike as in you hit your pedal on the pavement while leaning hard in a corner, or pedal strike as in you missed the pedal while while trying to clip in? Maybe I’m lucky, as I said I’ve gone down enough times solo and in groups and haven’t ever damaged my ankles. Have shredded multiple pairs of gloves, jerseys, bibs, warmers, but never my ankle.
Pedal stroke as in I missed a clip in and hit myself in the right part of my ankle to take skin off. No one is perfect.
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Originally Posted by 1500SLR
Skull caps and hats keep my head from sweating I don't care what people think. If you're going to shave your head wear a skull cap with wicking properties or be prepared to be drenched in sweat every time you turn your head.
How does a cap stop the body from trying to cool itself through sweating? And I have no plans to shave my head.
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Originally Posted by indyfabz
How does a cap stop the body from trying to cool itself through sweating? And I have no plans to shave my head.
A proper skull cap or hat with wicking material in it absorbs the sweat off your head just like a jersey does. Its good that you have no intentions to shave your head, but you are not everyone.
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Originally Posted by 1500SLR
A proper skull cap or hat with wicking material in it absorbs the sweat off your head just like a jersey does.
OK. I thought you had written that a skull cap keeps your head from sweating.
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I also holds the heat in that is trying to escape from the top of your head. Good for cold weather but not so much for the warm times.
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Originally Posted by indyfabz
OK. I thought you had written that a skull cap keeps your head from sweating.
Thanks I've clarified that now, much appreciated.
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Originally Posted by seypat
I also holds the heat in that is trying to escape from the top of your head. Good for cold weather but not so much for the warm times.
I haven't had an issue with that, and I often ride in 110-115 degree heat. Every cyclist i know wears one year-round.
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As I have a chrome dome, a hat keeps my head cooler. As I have a large head I take any skull cap, hat, or bandana that fits my head within reason. It's about dealing with the problem of keeping my head cool and stopping it from getting burnt in 100+ degree heat.
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Originally Posted by seypat
I also holds the heat in that is trying to escape from the top of your head. Good for cold weather but not so much for the warm times.
My head is either shaved or buzzed - my wicking caps are a little warmer than not wearing them, but not by much (particularly when moving at a decent speed, I think the evaporation helps a lot). Most importantly, they keep me from getting tiger stripes/leopard spots on the scalp.
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Originally Posted by WhyFi
My head is either shaved or buzzed - my wicking caps are a little warmer than not wearing them, but not by much (particularly when moving at a decent speed, I think the evaporation helps a lot). Most importantly, they keep me from getting tiger stripes/leopard spots on the scalp.
they seem to work like a swampçooler, and they keep the majority of the sweat out of my eyes. I've lived in the SW U.S. desert since 1995, and won't ride without one.
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I won't ride without a skull cap here in the deep south.

In terms of fashion, skull caps are optional but never out of place.

My favorite is the Halo.


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Originally Posted by tagaproject6
Don't be sorry, it's not like you have a say in the cycling world. You only have power over what you wear. You have zero effect on cycling clothing and how the owners and managers of any of the professional peloton want their team to wear their uniforms. You really have no say in what other people want to wear anyway. Well, you do have a say, but it is of no consequence! So don't be sorry, and I doubt anyone asks you about cycling clothing, least of all this forum...do they?
Maybe that's what you're afraid of - that I do have power - hence your protest. I'll happily remind you that people HAVE asked for my opinion.
Meanwhile, don't tell me whether I should be sorrowful or glad, or I shall invoke my wrath and turn all your shorts and jerseys beige
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