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smoke 07-01-05 09:19 PM


Originally Posted by twahl
what if it wasn't a her, or you couldn't be sure? :eek:

well, i'm gonna assume it's a *her*. you don't ask, and i'm not gonna tell. besides, that kills the fantasy

thelung 07-01-05 09:22 PM


Originally Posted by operator
You can go 25-30mph solo? Wow, maybe you should be on the tour team.


I wasnt going that speed for very long, just felt like sprinting for a bit since I am used to the afternoon heat and the evening felt good.

dfw 07-01-05 10:46 PM

I actually enjoy the yells and honks from the cagers. It means I'm getting to them which gives me an enormous sense of accomplishment. When they get home, pop a top, and sit and stare at their 10 gallon belly, their jealousy is going to get to them sooner or later. Then finally they will do society a favor and put a bullet in their head.

Jakey 07-01-05 11:39 PM


Originally Posted by dfw
I actually enjoy the yells and honks from the cagers. It means I'm getting to them which gives me an enormous sense of accomplishment. When they get home, pop a top, and sit and stare at their 10 gallon belly, their jealousy is going to get to them sooner or later. Then finally they will do society a favor and put a bullet in their head.



Best. Post. Ever.

formulaben 07-01-05 11:39 PM


Originally Posted by 55/Rad
At least you did. I can imagine all the under 35's asking themselves...."who the heck is Carroll O'Connor?"

55/Rad

I'm 35 and remember it well.

http://www.wavsource.com/tv/all_in_family.htm

Comatose51 07-02-05 12:07 AM

What's a cager and what's the deal with everyone hating cyclists? WTF did we ever do to them? As a driver, I've always hated pedestrians, not cyclists. At least cyclists know the rule of the road. Pedestrians really take advantage of right of way. I wanted to run one down just to make an example. Back in college, stupid students would cross the street despite the green light for cars. Maybe it was because I went to a preppy college full of over-privileged kids. In any case, cyclists are much easier to deal with from the perspective of a driver. Give me a cyclist over a blonde on the cellphone barrelling down in a SUV (happened yesterday in fact) any day.

formulaben 07-02-05 01:15 AM

Cager = Car Driver.

Sincitycycler 07-02-05 02:03 AM


Originally Posted by smoke
i can't recall getting any good comments from people here in o-stinkin'-hio. nuthin' but cursing, insults, and threats. the threats are always from pickups. 100%. if i ever heard *nice butt*, i think i'd be so shocked i'd go home with her lol

The West is the best. People are very active out here because the weather is so awesome- it rains like 4 times a year!

You see joggers ,cyclists, rock climbers and friggin people doingt hat Pilates **** outdoors on mats - there are alot of production show dancers, strippers, cocktail waitresses up the yin yang and other various entertainers out here and physical fitness is a priority. I get "nice ass' alot and from cute chicks, not fat-a$$ mutts (the dogs don't appreciate people who are in shape).

Now I know why I left Wisconsin. People are so cool out here in Vegas- alot are transplants who decided that "back east" was repressive and not so great after all :rolleyes: !

Dewbert 07-02-05 04:56 AM


Originally Posted by 55/Rad
An old friend likes to tell the story of the time he was riding in the San Fernando Valley back in the late 70's when he heard a "CAN YOU MOVE IT MEATHEAD?" yelled from a car behind.

When the car was able to pass, the passenger turned out to be Carroll O'Connor.

55/Rad

LOL!!! :roflmao: I'm thinking that there may be a substantial number of folks on this board who won't know why this is funny.....I'm starting to feel old.

Dewbert 07-02-05 05:01 AM

Yesterday I had a cager scream at me: "I'm going to run over your a$$ with my f#*&$ing car!" I just looked at him (he was passing me) and said "OK." ...confused the devil out of him.

laduckslayer 07-02-05 12:20 PM

Had a guy come up behind me on a big V-Twin motorcycle with open pipes. Never heard him until he got beside me and burped the gas really hard, pipes came to life and scared the crap out of me. Well, I also ride a big V-Twin motorcycle, with un-baffled, upturned pipes. I've learned to give the cagers a little rip now and then. Somehow, I get even from the butt cracks who buzz me. Maybe, someday, I'll see a poser, wearing a TDF jersey, jump when I burp the gas beside him...LOL!

ckleps 07-02-05 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by cryogenic
I actually have a pet peeve about "nice" drivers who yield the right of way to me... I don't like it at all.

It makes me nervous. I grew up in chicago and was in rural ohio for college, when people would stop to let me walk across the street I was thinking, "what are they doing, stopping and then when I walk in front of them speeding up to scare me right?"

AeroDog 07-02-05 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by dfw
I actually enjoy the yells and honks from the cagers.

What's a "cager"?

cydewaze 07-02-05 12:41 PM

There's a high school right next to our neighborhood, and there's a paved path leading from it, past our houses and on into the wild blue. I use the path to "escape" to the backroads, because it saves me getting squashed by trying to exit the development via the main road.

Anyway, the HS track team uses the path a lot, and I've had the "LANCE!" yelled at me several times buy the kids on my way our or back. At least they know who Lance is.

gmason 07-02-05 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by formulaben
Cager = Car Driver.

English as a first language???

jbhowat 07-02-05 02:23 PM


Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
Could have been with a tailwind, or downhill, or just mashing like hell for a couple of miles. (EDIT: Or a TT bike)

I was riding in the lane instead of on the shoulder to get cars to go around my girlfriend and me, and one guy laid on his horn like I didn't belong on the road. I did the international symbol for "WTF" with my hand (raising my arm with the palm up and fingers not quite fully extended), at which point he hit his brakes hard 300-400ft ahead of me. I thought he was gonna get out of the car and try something, but he just sped off. He musta got a look at my well sculpted guns ;)

There was another car today that was coming towards us, and went to pass another car that was in front of them. I did the Intl. symbol for "WTF" yet again as they went flying by, to which the driver replies with a hand gesture that I think might have been a wave, and says "goonafloo aia franaflahooey!"...at least that's what it sounds like. I mean the shoulder was wide, but it's rediculous that they still go to pass when you're obviously coming at them! :rolleyes:

Read the next line... He says he doesn't have a computer. So really he has no idea how fast he was going. Could have been 15, could have been 30.

Boogs 07-02-05 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by cryogenic
I actually have a pet peeve about "nice" drivers who yield the right of way to me... I don't like it at all.

Me, as well... people should do what they are *supposed to do* and *quickly*. Save the Pleasant Valley Sunday for someone with the time! :p

Sincitycycler 07-16-05 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by Boogs
Me, as well... people should do what they are *supposed to do* and *quickly*. Save the Pleasant Valley Sunday for someone with the time! :p


Pleasant Valley Sunday
Your an old -timer, eh? My personal faves from that band are "She", "Mary, Mary", and "Valleri". Peter Tork rules!http://www.monkees.net/gif/coolstuf.gif

Hipcycler 07-16-05 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by 55/Rad
At least you did. I can imagine all the under 35's asking themselves...."who the heck is Carroll O'Connor?"

55/Rad


"Get me a beer, huh E-it"

My two all-time favorite shows: All In The Family and M*A*S*H

caloso 07-16-05 06:28 PM

On the weekly group ride this morning I noticed that we got a lot of positive sounding honks and waves when we rode back into town.

I figure it's July and the Tour must be making some penetration into the mainstream media.

Snuffleupagus 07-16-05 06:41 PM


Originally Posted by dfw
I actually enjoy the yells and honks from the cagers. It means I'm getting to them which gives me an enormous sense of accomplishment. When they get home, pop a top, and sit and stare at their 10 gallon belly, their jealousy is going to get to them sooner or later. Then finally they will do society a favor and put a bullet in their head.

You friggin' rule :D

That's sig worthy.

Jarery 07-16-05 06:42 PM

Im still laughing at the "dude, you gotta relax" one.

People who stop and wait for me to get to the intersection so i can go before them drive me crazy, i WANTED to have an excuse to stop for 10 seconds, but nooooooooooo, they gotta be all nice and let me go first, so now i feel compelled to stand and hammer in order to get thru even faster so i dont hold them up longer.

jslopez 07-16-05 07:08 PM

I motorist growled at me once... pretty random...

Gurgus 07-16-05 08:35 PM


Originally Posted by 55/Rad
At least you did. I can imagine all the under 35's asking themselves...."who the heck is Carroll O'Connor?"

55/Rad

Hey, I'm 30 and I love Archie. Me and me dad used to watch that show allll the time.

bunnyrabbit 07-16-05 09:31 PM

Around here you just have to be faster than all of the other really slooooooow bicyclists, then the drivers are thinking well, it could be worse...

Slow and dress up in yer racin' suit... well then you're just asking for unwanted attention...


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