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The hamer wouldn't drope

Old 06-18-20, 11:16 PM
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The hamer wouldn't drope

It was an off day. My feline overlord decided hoomuns don't need sleep, and then it was a sweltering 73* F. Some kind of blinding gold thing in the sky was burning my skin, I think it has to be a meteorite coming to wipe us out. I checked the news, it's all about riots and killer viruses, so a meteorite would definitely be the trifecta. I tried to dial it up to 400w but the dial was broken and I only had 275.

Could have had a V8.
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Old 06-19-20, 12:09 AM
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Mama said there'd be days like this.
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Old 06-19-20, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Seattle Forrest View Post
It was an off day. My feline overlord decided hoomuns don't need sleep, and then it was a sweltering 73* F. Some kind of blinding gold thing in the sky was burning my skin, I think it has to be a meteorite coming to wipe us out. I checked the news, it's all about riots and killer viruses, so a meteorite would definitely be the trifecta. I tried to dial it up to 400w but the dial was broken and I only had 275.

Could have had a V8.
SW FL here, went out at 11:52PM Wednesday night with only stars in the sky and 79F greeting me. 73F requires arm and leg warmers.
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Old 06-19-20, 08:20 AM
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You cannot drope the hamer without "the look". It is a prerequisite to the hamer drope Did you give anyone "the look'?
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Old 06-19-20, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by tagaproject6 View Post
You cannot drope the hamer without "the look". It is a prerequisite to the hamer drope Did you give anyone "the look'?
Would it be acceptable to give yourself the look using a helmet mirror?
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Old 06-19-20, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by tagaproject6 View Post
You cannot drope the hamer without "the look". It is a prerequisite to the hamer drope Did you give anyone "the look'?
Can you use the local wildlife for the purpose?
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Old 06-19-20, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by tagaproject6 View Post
You cannot drope the hamer without "the look". It is a prerequisite to the hamer drope Did you give anyone "the look'?
So that's what I did wrong!
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My "hamer" has the opposite problem.
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Maybe you weren't motivated cause you didn't get to drope some guy who looked like Lance.
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This is the kind of uplifting discourse I come here for.
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Originally Posted by Seattle Forrest View Post
So that's what I did wrong!
Could be a problem with your guads.
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Ear worm!

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Mama said there'd be days like this.
Ill be singing this for a while...
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Originally Posted by billnuke1 View Post
Ill be singing this for a while...
My work here is done...
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Old 06-20-20, 12:50 PM
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Argh!

Originally Posted by guadzilla View Post
My work here is done...
Its worse than Ricky dont lose that number...



Hee. Hee...
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Originally Posted by guadzilla View Post
Mama said there'd be days like this.
Yeah, OK, but all of them ?
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Originally Posted by Seattle Forrest View Post
It was an off day. My feline overlord decided hoomuns don't need sleep, and then it was a sweltering 73* F. Some kind of blinding gold thing in the sky was burning my skin, I think it has to be a meteorite coming to wipe us out. I checked the news, it's all about riots and killer viruses, so a meteorite would definitely be the trifecta. I tried to dial it up to 400w but the dial was broken and I only had 275.

Could have had a V8.
You could have just headed over to the nearest hardware store for some new gloves and droped several hamers whilst perusing their "bike" aisle, all the while denigrating your LBS for not allowing you to shop at your leisure. Huzzah!
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Originally Posted by billnuke1 View Post
Its worse than Ricky dont lose that number...

Hee. Hee...
Aaaarrghhh...





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Old 06-21-20, 06:39 AM
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You mean the that one goes...da dada da daaaa...?...you can finish it...
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Too late - even mentioning got it going for a while....
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Originally Posted by OldTryGuy View Post
73F requires arm and leg warmers.
C'mon up to the Great North for a winter or two, we'll cure ya of that!

Sure got some funny looks bike commuting this winter in North Carolina during the temporary reprieve from the Great North. 50 degrees is shorts weather. 40, if it's been a long winter.
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Did you slam dance on the pedals???...
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Originally Posted by Seattle Forrest View Post
and then it was a sweltering 73* F. Some kind of blinding gold thing in the sky was burning my skin,
....wait, when did 73 and sunshine become something other than perfect riding weather? Would be nice to see some of that here! You can have the 90+F with 100% humidity and consistent winds we have had this June - fair trade.
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