Touching the Butt
07-19-05, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by bsyptak
I like pushing my wife's butt. Can I say that on here?
07-19-05, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bsyptak
I like pushing my wife's butt. Can I say that on here?
07-19-05, 10:19 PM
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This whole thread has me ROFLMAO Taken out of context, most of the post here are about getting your butt "tapped" if you know what i mean. I guess my mind is just in the gutter, but at least the gutter is funny as all get out.
oh, and NO touching another guy's butt doesn't make you gay. yes i've kissed a guy friend of mine as a joke. (actually to win some contest, IIRC) I'm very comfortable in my heterosexuality. Also, i could care less what other people think about me. being in marching band for almost 10 years and changing clothes in a cramped bus with 60 other band nerds really does a lot for the "not caring what other people think" mantra
oh, and NO touching another guy's butt doesn't make you gay. yes i've kissed a guy friend of mine as a joke. (actually to win some contest, IIRC) I'm very comfortable in my heterosexuality. Also, i could care less what other people think about me. being in marching band for almost 10 years and changing clothes in a cramped bus with 60 other band nerds really does a lot for the "not caring what other people think" mantra
07-19-05, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by manual_overide
yes i've kissed a guy friend of mine as a joke. (actually to win some contest, IIRC) I'm very comfortable in my heterosexuality. Also, i could care less what other people think about me.
It's not so much the gay thing, it's just all around gross. Now, women....women are soft and lovely and don't generally have coarse stubble above their upper lip, so it's much more palatable to me the idea of two female friends kissing (like my ex-gf and her friend). Actually, I've heard many a hottie speak of this recently, experimenting and so forth, seems to be getting more popular and acceptable among the younger generation chickies....wait a sec, did I/we stray off topic just a bit????
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The strict rule is, if you touch it for more than 2 seconds, you're playing with it. Any less than that you're fine, no worries.
07-19-05, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Towlie
Ohhh...so, is it true then that being hetero and confident requires one to be comfortable doing something gay? Not that tapping the butt is gay, but just taking your reasoning to its logical extreme. Would it stand to reason that a guy who is comfortable massaging another guy's butt is somehow MORE hetero than one who won't? Interesting theory...
07-19-05, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by manual_overide
being in marching band for almost 10 years and changing clothes in a cramped bus with 60 other band nerds really does a lot for the "not caring what other people think" mantra
"This one time, at band camp..................................................."
07-20-05, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Towlie
Ohhh...so, is it true then that being hetero and confident requires one to be comfortable doing something gay? Not that tapping the butt is gay, but just taking your reasoning to its logical extreme. Would it stand to reason that a guy who is comfortable massaging another guy's butt is somehow MORE hetero than one who won't? Interesting theory...
07-20-05, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by dfw
The strict rule is, if you touch it for more than 2 seconds, you're playing with it. Any less than that you're fine, no worries.
07-20-05, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by 'nother
Reading this thread makes me feel gay.
Reading this thread makes me feel lucky to be gay.
07-20-05, 01:08 AM
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This reminds me of something that happened to me a year or so back. I was on my mountainbike, riding home from school, when someone in a car reached out and touched my ass then drove off. P***d me off, because it wasn't an attractive woman, it was bunch of maori kids trying to be funny.
I have bisexual leanings and don't paticularly like the idea of touching another mans sweaty ass, so there.
I have bisexual leanings and don't paticularly like the idea of touching another mans sweaty ass, so there.
07-20-05, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Ben Cousins
Not more hetero, more comfortable and confident in his heterosexuality. The soigners who massage the pro cyclist's butts for a living - are you calling them ****? Should they be giggling like a child and saying 'I'm not doing that it's GAY!!!'. Would that be a really hetro thing to do?
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07-20-05, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by KingTermite
You just aren't confident in your heterosexuality is all.
If you were totally hetero and confident of that, it wouldn't bother you.
If you were totally hetero and confident of that, it wouldn't bother you.
07-20-05, 07:05 AM
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Oh My God. I just about died laughing reading this thread. I've never been tapped im my life. I've also never seen it done beforr. yet.
07-20-05, 07:49 AM
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Touching butts!!! Shaving legs!!!!! Black spandex!!! Leather gloves!!!! What the hell kind of a "sport" have I gotten myself into????
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07-20-05, 08:22 AM
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You guys crack me up! The mix of serious and tongue-in-cheek replies is hilarious.
One question to add to the general hilarity: to the gay guys here, would you feel straight if you tapped a woman's butt?!?
One question to add to the general hilarity: to the gay guys here, would you feel straight if you tapped a woman's butt?!?
07-20-05, 08:25 AM
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So if I start tapping womens butts as I ride by I will be more straight.. I should experiment with this.. You think the women will mind.. does that 2 second rule apply.. if so I should make sure to keep my hand there atleast 5 seconds right? I want to be straight as possible 
07-20-05, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by dog hair
i mean..if you're that comfortable with your sexuality, then you should be able to tongue kiss your best guy friend as a joke, right? it's just a joke, right?
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07-20-05, 08:48 AM
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You don't want someone touching your butt? Fart on someone's hand. Nobody will go near your butt ever again.
07-20-05, 09:06 AM
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It's a good tactic to go with a wink and smile just before you start the final sprint in a Cat 1 race. Find the best sprinter and give him a squeeze. Guaranteed to improve your placing.
07-20-05, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Towlie
How many of you guys out there are comfortable touching another cyclist's butt?
Call me what you will, but I must confess a reluctance to touch another man's butt, much less a butt in tight lycra. And yet I see so much of it in cycling. Repeatedly during the TDF I see riders touching each other's butts. Even during my group rides it seems to be a common mode of male affection.
Why not, say...a tap on the shoulder? A pat on the back? A pat on the back is something I can more easily warm up to. Just not a sweaty lycra butt.
Call me what you will, but I must confess a reluctance to touch another man's butt, much less a butt in tight lycra. And yet I see so much of it in cycling. Repeatedly during the TDF I see riders touching each other's butts. Even during my group rides it seems to be a common mode of male affection.
Why not, say...a tap on the shoulder? A pat on the back? A pat on the back is something I can more easily warm up to. Just not a sweaty lycra butt.
07-20-05, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by zakk
a homophobe in Texas? surely you jest
I forget, why is California like granola?
07-20-05, 09:28 AM
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Better yet, what about Intolerance of Intolerance of other peoples culture.
So much of that. I mean we're a culture that "is supposed to accept and tolerate the killing of babies and other activities that go beyond what I care to describe" and yet some of us are so offended by people who may be uninclined or opposed to these ideas.
07-20-05, 09:40 AM
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and the Texans join the fray!
too bad the [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags don't show too well. You guys are too edgy
too bad the [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags don't show too well. You guys are too edgy
07-20-05, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by slvoid
Aren't guys always patting each other's asses in football?
It's not a sexuality thing, it's just a comfort thing, I'm ticklish and if someone touches my ass while I'm in a paceline, I guarantee you, I WILL take down everyone behind me.
It's not a sexuality thing, it's just a comfort thing, I'm ticklish and if someone touches my ass while I'm in a paceline, I guarantee you, I WILL take down everyone behind me.
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