Smuggled in the tubes of a famous Ti tandem, no doubt!

Actually, Tupperware.

hopefully no used condoms or syringes in there. :)

So let me get this straight.

You nicked some sand from Newcastle Beach to take with you to Utah. Hmmmm...

I can only imagine that it has been suitable enriched with the sweat of a bikini clad Vodafone Beach Volleyball girl :D

Hang on.....appart from the mountains and the local Mor(m)on cemetary, isn't Utah just one big beach minus the fun bits?

An anyway, it's not a farken bison, moit, it's a farken SINK!

Ozbiker, what embrittlement issue?

Doubtful. It's from Horseshoe beach. If it's enriched with anything, I don't want to know about it. :eek:

Hmmm. We have the empty lake, and one with water. Lots of snow too. I am slowly learning that Utah is full of Mormon prudes like Australia is full of convicts...

That's a bit hard to enforce... I've seen people at the beach that could easily smuggle a couple of kilos of sand in their arse cracks.

Would you like us to send you some stolen beer and pron Brian? :D

The mental imagery was just too much! :eek:
I need to go lie down for a while.

Is that a "no, its not an issue" or is it a "no, whataya talkin about??"

Depends if you're talking about hydrogen embrittlement or some form of embrittlemant caused by shot peening.

If you have any specific questions, drop me an e-mail and I'll be happy to fill you in.

You can buy beer in the grocery store here. I think you need to go to Wyoming or Nevada for the other.

Budwieser does not count as beer. :D

Plenty of varitey, don't you worry. I've my bottle of Bundy OP.

Have you got your genuine Bundaberg Ginger beer too so you can mix up a "Dark & Stormy"?

Red or Orange cap?

Expat, they had the southpark - Mormon episode on last night. made me wonder about how (in)sane ppl are down that part of the world. quite fruity.

Orange. No South Park - I'm too busy pissing away time with you guys.

Shame. Red cap is the 'true' Bundy OP. Just a capful can run a Hummer for about a week.

Hey Exxy, are you anywhere near the salt lake where they do the car racing?

The Salt Flats? Nope, but we've had some fries from Maccas.

Oh. That's one place in Utah I remember. And SLC, but the salt flats were cooler to me.... unfortunatlely missed seeing a motorbike rocket effort by one day. The cars are probably hotter than any fries from Maccas!

There was a joke about a lot of salt in there somewhere...

You went to Sunshine Ladies College?

Australian Road Racing Categories
 

Will be travelling to Sydney in October to see some relatives, was tempted to bring the bike and do some racing while there... does anyone know what category I would be in as a US 32 y/o Category 3 road racer? Tried to find it on the NSW cycling website but could figure it out... any ideas?

Larrikin. Did I spell that right?

ok Thylo, I'll be impressed if you can answer this guy's questions :p

http://www.cyclingforums.com/t338900.html

he wants to design and make his own frame, but knows nothing!

jock?

Jason. At Club level you'd be in A or B grade. Our grades vary here so if you do a State Open race, you may be graded in C or D as the competition is much stronger.

I raced Cat 3 in the US and race A grade at our club races when I'm in shape.

Climbo forgets to mention that he's a sick bastid that can kill us all on a SS MTB. Or maybe I'm just a fat bastid with poor nutrition and lack of exercise. :D

G'nite you bunch of bogans.