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Old 08-19-05, 08:18 PM
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Armstong's latest rival...

El presidente...

https://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

Penguin... can we get a few nice collages ... preferably one with the devil...
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Originally Posted by skinnyone
El presidente...

https://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

Penguin... can we get a few nice collages ... preferably one with the devil...
lol


(hopefully this isnt going to become a P&R thread)

BTW did you notcie the mad sponsorship on bushes helmet
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Looks like a late model Atmos or something... did it say yoohoo ... I loved LAs comment at the end... the man afterall has a sense of humour...
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Ask and ye shall receive

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How can they be biking on such a rough looking road, aren't they professionals and doesn't the league provide better surfaces to race on?
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hellooooo they're mountain biking!

on road bikes
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I guess that guy in the red outfit is Secret Service? He blends in so well.
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nah, thats satan. Apparantly cycling is the path to eternal damnation.
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Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
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[phil liggett voice] Armstrongs looking strong, look at the concentration on his face... Bush is twisting his neck in pain...... he is saying something to the devill... oh but wait... he has his helmet on?... Surely not!!... [/phil liggett voice]

[paul sherwin voice] well Phil.. he has just been pwned[/paul sherwin voice]
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this will end up in PnR, they all do

penguin started it with "Bush is pwnt", pretty soon a Bush supporter will reply with "NO, Lance got pwnt"

just wait

(Bush's head is BIG, btw--and I know penguin is almost surgical with photoshop [remember those pics of patriot, you couldn't even see the edges] so the head is scaled correctly--it's just HUGE)
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damn right, ziggy. I looked up his head's circumference and discovered its larger than most people's waists.
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Its almost twice the volume of the devil's and the devil has a friggin huge beard... No wonder he cant climb ...
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Ruh roh! Bush is Shaggy to Lance's Scooby Doo.
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Bush is dropping back because he continues to crane his neck searching for Bin Ladin Laaden Laden along the side of the road.
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Does anyone believe that Bush's resting heart rate is 47?
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Originally Posted by chimpo
Does anyone believe that Bush's resting heart rate is 47?
Stuck me as strange... but never know...
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I think Bush should get off his ass and pay attention to what is going on in the world right now and not continue his "working" vacation!!!!
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47bpm? Well, considering he's been running everyday since college, now recently biking, it is quite possible.
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SHTOPPENZE!!!!! this is staying in Road Cycling!!!!!

By the way, not only is bush's RHR 47, but in order to supply his massive head with enough blood, his heart is 5 times the size of a normal man.
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Originally Posted by auricpoe
I think Bush should get off his ass and pay attention to what is going on in the world right now and not continue his "working" vacation!!!!
Hey, didn't you know? Government employees get up to 6 weeks paid vacation.
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Originally Posted by Patriot
47bpm? Well, considering he's been running everyday since college, now recently biking, it is quite possible.
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Hey, didn't you know? Government employees get up to 6 weeks paid vacation.
wow... pretty impressive, should say... Both of those numbers... heck thats twice my yearly vacation ...
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bush is awesome on descents, that massive head shoots him down the mountains like a rocket
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bush chops down trees by bashing into them with his massive head.
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instead of PowerBars, he eats the heads off little puppies in the feed zone.
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I hear they hand him water bottles filled with Baby's blood too.
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