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TheKillerPenguin 09-06-05 07:36 PM


Originally Posted by watchman
Unless of course you don't make sure your quick release levers are properly closed and you crash again.

Please, I probably rolled farther than you could bike in a day.

galen_52657 09-06-05 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
Please, I probably rolled farther than you could bike in a day.

Is that because you are round or he is slow**********

Serpico 09-06-05 07:39 PM

I dropped Wurm's daughter on her kiddies' Giant bike--I looked back and gave her the 'Lance look', d00d it was awesome!

TheKillerPenguin 09-06-05 07:39 PM

Dude, I was going like 50mph when I crashed. Nobody that is round can go that fast on flat ground.

galen_52657 09-06-05 07:46 PM

Dude, if you can do 50 MPH on flat ground unaided by drafting or descending a big hill, there are some pro teams that will sign you up.

slvoid 09-06-05 07:48 PM

Damn, you would've really given us something to talk about if you made a typo and left out the word "by" in your subject...

twahl 09-06-05 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by timmyquest
I blew by a family of three two weeks ago...

Wasn't my family, there are 4 of us, and we're generally cruising flats at 24+, although the 11 year old daughter sometimes drops down under 20..

BillyD 09-06-05 07:54 PM

Hey Penguin,

I ride . . . I mean, pose . . . New Paltz all the time.
Feel free to blow past me anytime you want.
That'll be me chillin' with a brew at the Gilded Otter, with full kit and my Ti bike
I got from the Bike Depot two doors up on Main St. :p

TheKillerPenguin 09-06-05 07:57 PM


Originally Posted by BillyD
Hey Penguin,

I ride . . . I mean, pose . . . New Paltz all the time.
Feel free to blow past me anytime you want.
That'll be me chillin' with a brew at the Gilded Otter, with full kit and my Ti bike
I got from the Bike Depot two doors up on Main St. :p

Gilded otter has awesome food, and the bike depot is a great place. If you're up in the area after my bike is road worthy again we should go for a ride. Ever do the tuesday night rides around here?

celticfrost 09-06-05 07:59 PM


Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
She was overweight riding a Madone in full disco kit. I blew by her doing like 25 and all she could go was 15. What a poser.

Similar experience for me. I had already ridden 4 miles and then I passed some big, ole, fat, slow, Scott CR1 riding poseur wearing a $85 KOM polka dot jersey and Assos bibs. Meanwhile, I was slumming on my piddly sub $4000 carbon/ti Lemond and old skool 2004 Descente bibs. Just shows that it's all in the engine.

TheKillerPenguin 09-06-05 08:01 PM

You rode 4 miles? :eek: hardcore!!!

wheezl 09-06-05 08:01 PM


Originally Posted by slvoid
Damn, you would've really given us something to talk about if you made a typo and left out the word "by" in your subject...

So let me get this straight. He was blown by a poser today?

celticfrost 09-06-05 08:02 PM


Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
You rode 4 miles? :eek: hardcore!!!

Damn straight. I'm also keeping it real.

cydewaze 09-06-05 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
What are you gonna do about it?

Hey! That was me.....




Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
She was overweight riding a Madone in full disco kit.

...in drag!!!

:p

garysol1 09-06-05 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by galen_52657
Dude, if you can do 50 MPH on flat ground unaided by drafting or descending a big hill, there are some pro teams that will sign you up.


Nah, His power dial was set at 14.....thats like 600watts.

BillyD 09-06-05 08:16 PM

Please!

Please!

Please!

Let's move on Now. Let's not give this guy over 140 replies and over 4,000 views
like we gave that intellectual claiming to have "Dropped 3 Guys On Litespeeds"
recently. These guys start these posts for the attention. Period.
They'll sacrifice their reputation and "good" name for 15 minutes of fame. It's just
for the attention. If we stop giving it to them, they'll stop making these silly posts.

Please!

Let's all repeat after me:
"I won't respond to any "drop" or "blow-by" posts anymore".

Let's all view the posts, so he gets his 4,000 views, but all 4,000 refuse to respond.

Then maybe these mindless posts will cease and these guys will return to being good
citizens again. :)

timwat 09-06-05 08:23 PM

Hey, I got nothing against Penguin, don't care if he's a legend in his own mind. It gave Kirke a reason to show us her new joisey. Very cool.

slvoid 09-06-05 08:24 PM


Originally Posted by wheezl
So let me get this straight. He was blown by a poser today?

Guess again. ;)

Doid23 09-06-05 08:33 PM


Originally Posted by BillyD
Please!

Please!

Please!

Let's move on Now. Let's not give this guy over 140 replies and over 4,000 views
like we gave that intellectual claiming to have "Dropped 3 Guys On Litespeeds"
recently. These guys start these posts for the attention. Period.
They'll sacrifice their reputation and "good" name for 15 minutes of fame. It's just
for the attention. If we stop giving it to them, they'll stop making these silly posts.

Please!

Let's all repeat after me:
"I won't respond to any "drop" or "blow-by" posts anymore".

Let's all view the posts, so he gets his 4,000 views, but all 4,000 refuse to respond.

Then maybe these mindless posts will cease and these guys will return to being good
citizens again. :)

Umm, I think you missed the point, the OP was just poking fun at the people who post all of those "drop" or "blow by" posts. You know, fun, that thing we do to, well, umm, well, have fun. Or, he blew a poser, I'm not sure which.

slvoid 09-06-05 08:41 PM


Originally Posted by timwat
Hey, I got nothing against Penguin, don't care if he's a legend in his own mind. It gave Kirke a reason to show us her new joisey. Very cool.

Man what is it with you people. A female's actually willing to talk to you people here at bikeforums and everyone's all over her to see her pic.
I've been here for ages and I've yet heard a single one of you ask to see my butt! And you know what, I work hard for this, I think I have one of the nicest butt's out there, it's firm, it's smooth, most girls would kill to have a butt like mine, but do I see anyone asking ME to show it? NOOO!

TheKillerPenguin 09-06-05 08:49 PM

Thats because your face is ugly.


:D

CardiacKid 09-06-05 08:51 PM

I got this email today:
"I was training in the Hudson River Valley recently. I was stopped at a stoplight when this moron on a Cannondale R800 comes flying past me, runs the red light, threws his arms up in the air and screams "yes". Do you have any idea what was going on?
Thanks
George Hincapie"

KirkeIsWaiting 09-06-05 08:51 PM


Originally Posted by slvoid
Man what is it with you people. A female's actually willing to talk to you people here at bikeforums and everyone's all over her to see her pic.
I've been here for ages and I've yet heard a single one of you ask to see my butt! And you know what, I work hard for this, I think I have one of the nicest butt's out there, it's firm, it's smooth, most girls would kill to have a butt like mine, but do I see anyone asking ME to show it? NOOO!


Please...... (in the great tradition of the Miss America Parade!)
'SHOW US YOUR BUTT!"

TheKillerPenguin 09-06-05 08:53 PM


Originally Posted by CardiacKid
I got this email today:
"I was training in the Hudson River Valley recently. I was stopped at a stoplight when this moron on a Cannondale R800 comes flying past me, runs the red light, threws his arms up in the air and screams "yes". Do you have any idea what was going on?
Thanks
George Hincapie"

okay okay, so she was a he and he was stopped at a red light :rolleyes: minor details people, i still smoked that poser. Hincape hasn't even won the TDF, whys he riding a madone?

soccerismylife 09-06-05 08:54 PM


Originally Posted by garysol1
Nah, His power dial was set at 14.....thats like 600watts.

Yeah, he was just clicked in at 600 watts, roughly 20 mph. It was probably his yellow helmet straps that made you teach him a lesson.


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