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Old 09-16-05, 12:06 AM
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If 'Madone' is pronounced 'Mad One', I like it. If it's 'ma done?' as in, have I finished, not so good. Ma doh nay, pretty cool. Madoan....kind of insipid, and thus probably the correct pronunciation.

I do like Vortex as a bike name, and Fusion would be kinda cool. Confusione, the Italian version, not so cool. 'Fissiont' might be ok, equipped with 105 and supplying decent bang for the buck...
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Old 09-16-05, 12:09 AM
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seriously, it's gotta be an Italian name, doesn't it?

I always thought 3Rensho were pretty guttsy to put a number in their name
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Originally Posted by CaddCan someone pronounce it for me?
Croix de Fer
Let me put this pronounciation thing out of it's misery...
"K-rwah De Fair"

While I'm at it, I might as well be the one to suggest this:

"Lance" ;p

A few more:

"Coke/Cocaine" (i mean c'mon folks - we've got a seriously expensive habit here...)
"C8H10N4O2" (chemical formula for caffeine) or just "Caffeine"
"Meat Piston" (if you're a serious biker, you've got two of them already)
"Nitrox" (laughing gas ;)
"Thump" (what you're gonna do to the competition - or have done to you)
"Bonk" (no explanation needed)

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Croix de Fer

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Old 09-16-05, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by bbattle
We have a Winner!!

Every company should have a Poseur bike

Cervelo Poseurist

Trek Poser 5.2SSLXIV
I ride a 5.2SL but I love the name...I think I will have my wife "artist" put that on my frame!
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Some new ones I propose:

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Le Jelli Donut

Girl's name: Carmen (or Carmessita, if you prefer)
Boy's name: Karl (I don't know why, it just sounded good)
Unsure: Lola
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Originally Posted by ViperZ
Croix de Fer

Sheesh....


"It's Craw, not Craw...." -The Claw



Ce n'est pas si difficile! O, la joie d'etre un polyglot.

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how'd this post get 5 panels without...

Pegoretti...... BIG LEG EMMA
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Old 09-16-05, 09:19 AM
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pipe de fil?
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You could name a bike "Your Momma."

Then when your friends ask what you did last weekend, you could say "I rode Your Momma for about 4 hours, then I totally bonked."
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Old 09-16-05, 09:27 AM
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How about pepe le pue?

It's a stinker, but many it looks good.
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Originally Posted by Wind 'N Snow



Ce n'est pas si difficile! O, la joie d'etre un polyglot.

Vous le savez (Translated: You know it)


Classic Name: Campione Del Mondo

I have also always like Chronos
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Definately the Ibis "Hakkalugi"
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Originally Posted by ViperZ
Vous le savez (Translated: You know it)


Classic Name: Campione Del Mondo

I have also always like Chronos
You know, they say that using French in English conversation is Passé. I think it is de riguer!

This thread lacks a certain, je ne sais pas!

How 'bout something more dramatic for a name...

How about Mordor! and the kid's version can be the Frodo!
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Originally Posted by carbonissimo
Contest Over.

Derosa King.

Please....
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Originally Posted by Wind 'N Snow
You know, they say that using French in English conversation is Passé. I think it is de riguer!

This thread lacks a certain, je ne sais pas!
Well, this is an english speaking forum, so let me have my best Don Cherry kick at "Croix De Fer"

"Crocks Dee-furrr"
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Originally Posted by carbonissimo
Derosa King.
Is that an English speaking Italian talking about a superiour cook oven?

I suppose Col-log-no would be some sort of drain cleaner

I love those names
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Old 09-16-05, 10:32 AM
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I still like Pinnarelo...It would be even better with an S in front of it.
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Spinnerello? Sounds good to me


How about Banshee instead of Bianchi?
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Originally Posted by ViperZ
Well, this is an english speaking forum, so let me have my best Don Cherry kick at "Croix De Fer"

"Crocks Dee-furrr"
This is the global village, or at least where all the idiots, like me, hang out when we are away from our village.

Das ist zer gut fur du!

Canuck content? Cherry doesn't cut it for me, although I like his kit.

How about the Horton Java, or the Beaver Tail. For a mtb how about a Beachcomber or Degrassi...

The all time best Canadian bike, other than the Marioni would of course be the fabled CCM (insert name here) and any Norco bike. I wouldn't be on two wheels if I didn't have one of them tanks first.
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I only bring in Cherry as he always calls Patrick Roy as "Pat Roy" rather than the French pronunciation of Patric Wha

CCM is teh b35t

I use to have a Norco Magnum SE, Road Bike

I also use to have a Rocky Mountain "Hammer" MTB. Love that name

I still have a Rocky Mountain "Wedge" MTB

I still have a classic Sprinter road bike, true gas pipe special
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Originally Posted by SpongeDad
You could name a bike "Your Momma."

Then when your friends ask what you did last weekend, you could say "I rode Your Momma for about 4 hours, then I totally bonked."
Exactly why bike don't get girls names.
Husband:
I'm wiped out after riding leslie for a couple hours.

Wife to friends:
He spends all his time with leslie and then he to tired to do what I need him to do
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Originally Posted by jrennie
Exactly why bike don't get girls names.
Husband:
I'm wiped out after riding leslie for a couple hours.

Wife to friends:
He spends all his time with leslie and then he to tired to do what I need him to do

wife continues to friends: . . . but it's ok, because he lets me ride "leslie" on the weekends.
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Originally Posted by gurana
wife continues to friends: . . . but it's ok, because he lets me ride "leslie" on the weekends.
too funny!
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