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Old 12-25-05 | 02:54 PM
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Ugliest Bike of 2005?

What do you guys think? My pick is the black Cannondale Synapse. The white/blue one looks a lot better, but this black one has to go.
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Old 12-25-05 | 03:21 PM
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Old 12-25-05 | 03:26 PM
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That's actually not a Synapse, I happen to like it haha. Here is what it looks like

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Old 12-25-05 | 04:51 PM
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Flat black plain bikes are awesome...not for the OCP
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What do you guys think? My pick is the black Cannondale Synapse. The white/blue one looks a lot better, but this black one has to go.
Anything made in Taiwan.
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Old 12-25-05 | 04:56 PM
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Anything made in Taiwan.
Yeah, like those Giant-built Colnagos.

Come to think of it, any colnago. Those things are pretty offensively garish.
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Old 12-25-05 | 04:57 PM
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Yeah, like those Giant-built Colnagos.

Come to think of it, any colnago. Those things are pretty offensively garish.
Especially mine.
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The Synapse is ugly? Blasphemy!

I vote for any and all Celeste Bianchis. The Liquigas bike is especially ugly: https://www.bianchiusa.com/06_fc_record.html
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Old 12-25-05 | 11:43 PM
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ugliest bike of 2005? this BMC time trial bike for phonak...

compared to a cervelo P3C or Trek TTX, it's really weird looking. maybe it's just the paint job, I think it might look good without any logos or paint on it, just plain black.

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Old 12-26-05 | 12:03 AM
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That's actually not a Synapse, I happen to like it haha. Here is what it looks like

What was the design criteria? "Ok team, this time, let's design a bike using the absolute LEAST amount of imagination."

I like the Synapse, no, let me revise that, I WILL like the Synapse in a couple of years when they figure out how to apply the right amount of artistic detail to it and then properly market the bike.
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Old 12-26-05 | 12:29 PM
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I like the flat black, it's a nice option for the rest of us who want to ride a bike and not an ad campaign. It reminds me of the battleship gray Bianchi Pistas of a few years back. It's not as if there are a shortage of garish and artsy bikes out there I'd personally prefer a few more straight forward bikes.
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Old 12-26-05 | 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by DXchulo
The Synapse is ugly? Blasphemy!

I vote for any and all Celeste Bianchis. The Liquigas bike is especially ugly: https://www.bianchiusa.com/06_fc_record.html

Like mine????



It's not a 2005 of course. I do agree that the Liquigas bikes were hideous though.
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winner of ugly bike contests, year after year.
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Old 12-26-05 | 01:14 PM
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Colnagos are OK, just skip the Euroflash paint jobs.
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Old 12-26-05 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by thewalrus
ugliest bike of 2005? this BMC time trial bike for phonak...

compared to a cervelo P3C or Trek TTX, it's really weird looking. maybe it's just the paint job, I think it might look good without any logos or paint on it, just plain black.



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Old 12-26-05 | 01:32 PM
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Kent GMC Denali Road Bike


Twist grip shifters on the bar tops. A kickstand. From Wal-Mart. What else can be worse?
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Old 12-26-05 | 01:42 PM
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I just looked to see if my bike was in here.
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winner of ugly bike contests, year after year.
Gawd... that is ugly. Just doesn't look safe either.

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I'll have to agree with this thing..
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Old 12-26-05 | 03:41 PM
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I think as far as high end bikes go, Colnagos are pretty garish in their paint jobs. All the silver and yellow and red and blue....just does not appeal to me.
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I'll have to agree with this thing..
Sadly, some toothless hillbilly who's heard of Lance (he's from TEXAS, ya know!) will get one of these and think he's really somethin'!

Won't go to the LBS: "Cheapest road bike is seven hunnered dollars?! That was as much as my pick-up truck!" Oh well, at least they're riding a bike.
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