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crackerjab 03-13-06 04:56 PM

Am I the only one?
 
Maybe this has been asked here before...

Am I the only one that feels like a sexy beast all decked out in the gear and on your bike? I mean seriously, real men wear spandex right? I'm probably a little off in the head but when I get done riding I have to check myself out and say "Damn, check out those ripped legs all defined" all defined in the spandex shorts. :D

And of course my wife is usually sitting there as I'm doing this rollong her eyes at me bringing me back in check. :(

merlinextraligh 03-13-06 05:09 PM

yes you are the only one.

roadfix 03-13-06 05:13 PM

...and if you ain't sweating, rub some baby oil down your hairless thighs and calves....:D

Sprocket Man 03-13-06 05:13 PM

No matter how sexy you feel, you're nowhere near as sexy as Biker Fox:
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6057/01658rf.jpg

Teh Sexy!

Jesus Christ 03-13-06 05:17 PM


Originally Posted by Sprocket Man
No matter how sexy you feel, you're nowhere near as sexy as Biker Fox:
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6057/01658rf.jpg

Teh Sexy!


that makes me regurgitate my wine.

Cypress 03-13-06 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by Jesus Christ
that makes me regurgitate my wine.


Don't get any on the Judas bastard. He's been grouchy lately.

crackerjab 03-13-06 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by Sprocket Man
No matter how sexy you feel, you're nowhere near as sexy as Biker Fox:
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6057/01658rf.jpg

Teh Sexy!

Not what I had in mind for sexy. As a matter of fact that's one creepy looking character.

bbattle 03-13-06 05:24 PM

Sounds like a healthy case of OCP to me!

C4Byke 03-13-06 05:45 PM

I dunno, I had several young chicks headin to the shore for spring break honk and wave at me today so... we must be sexy!

crackerjab 03-13-06 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by C4Byke
I dunno, I had several young chicks headin to the shore for spring break honk and wave at me today so... we must be sexy!

I seem to remeber someone saying in the BF that some college chicks gave him a nice pat on the touche as he was waiting at a light.

You're right we must be sexy!

Moochers_Dad 03-13-06 05:56 PM

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I don't think it's possible to see just one photo of "that spandex guy." Here's the one I keep in my wallet.

C4Byke 03-13-06 05:58 PM

lol, who is this guy in these pics?

Moochers_Dad 03-13-06 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by C4Byke
lol, who is this guy in these pics?

Just some BILF. (Biker I'd......)

Don't forget to wear your tights in winter!

crackerjab 03-13-06 06:11 PM

I just had someone walk into my office while I was looking at that... This is sooooo wrong.

oboeguy 03-13-06 06:27 PM

I feel much more legit now with shaved legs. :)

DocRay 03-13-06 09:07 PM

stupid sexy Flanders!
http://www.hom.com.ru/wallpapers/stu...flanders_b.jpg


that guy looks like Gallagher after a sex change.

http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/theater/73_the_g1.jpg

vilelamb 03-13-06 09:50 PM

n/a

COBRY 03-13-06 10:02 PM

Well, first of all, my wife used the word "transvestite" while I was modeling my new bibs!! And now, she thinks her suspicisions are confirmed because she saw me looking at the above photos!! Thank god I am narcissistic enough to love my own legs!! LOL

oboeguy 03-14-06 12:00 AM

Forgot to post this before:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e2...nwearlycra.gif

cheeseflavor 03-14-06 12:23 AM


Originally Posted by crackerjab
Maybe this has been asked here before...

Am I the only one that feels like a sexy beast all decked out in the gear and on your bike?(

I think you might be. I can honestly say I've never thought you were a sexy beast.

Steve

thebankman 03-14-06 01:28 AM

Thanks for posting those pics of the creepy dude in tights, I have never laughed SO HARD! ridiculously funny!!

Altwegg 03-14-06 01:51 AM

don't forget that dude in the red skinsuit :D

Lucky07 03-14-06 04:49 AM

Wow. So wrong.

bike756 03-14-06 07:47 AM

I feel sexy in spandex. I feel sexy in anything.

Hipcycler 03-14-06 07:52 AM

Sing it with me now....

"I'm,
Too sexy for my bibs.

Too sexy for my bibs."

Who did that song anyway....."Too sexy for my shirt" or some nonsense like that....


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