Am I the only one?
Maybe this has been asked here before...
Am I the only one that feels like a sexy beast all decked out in the gear and on your bike? I mean seriously, real men wear spandex right? I'm probably a little off in the head but when I get done riding I have to check myself out and say "Damn, check out those ripped legs all defined" all defined in the spandex shorts. :D And of course my wife is usually sitting there as I'm doing this rollong her eyes at me bringing me back in check. :( |
yes you are the only one.
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...and if you ain't sweating, rub some baby oil down your hairless thighs and calves....:D
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No matter how sexy you feel, you're nowhere near as sexy as Biker Fox:
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6057/01658rf.jpg Teh Sexy! |
Originally Posted by Sprocket Man
No matter how sexy you feel, you're nowhere near as sexy as Biker Fox:
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6057/01658rf.jpg Teh Sexy! that makes me regurgitate my wine. |
Originally Posted by Jesus Christ
that makes me regurgitate my wine.
Don't get any on the Judas bastard. He's been grouchy lately. |
Originally Posted by Sprocket Man
No matter how sexy you feel, you're nowhere near as sexy as Biker Fox:
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6057/01658rf.jpg Teh Sexy! |
Sounds like a healthy case of OCP to me!
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I dunno, I had several young chicks headin to the shore for spring break honk and wave at me today so... we must be sexy!
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Originally Posted by C4Byke
I dunno, I had several young chicks headin to the shore for spring break honk and wave at me today so... we must be sexy!
You're right we must be sexy! |
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I don't think it's possible to see just one photo of "that spandex guy." Here's the one I keep in my wallet.
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lol, who is this guy in these pics?
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Originally Posted by C4Byke
lol, who is this guy in these pics?
Don't forget to wear your tights in winter! |
I just had someone walk into my office while I was looking at that... This is sooooo wrong.
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I feel much more legit now with shaved legs. :)
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stupid sexy Flanders!
http://www.hom.com.ru/wallpapers/stu...flanders_b.jpg that guy looks like Gallagher after a sex change. http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/theater/73_the_g1.jpg |
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Well, first of all, my wife used the word "transvestite" while I was modeling my new bibs!! And now, she thinks her suspicisions are confirmed because she saw me looking at the above photos!! Thank god I am narcissistic enough to love my own legs!! LOL
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Originally Posted by crackerjab
Maybe this has been asked here before...
Am I the only one that feels like a sexy beast all decked out in the gear and on your bike?( Steve |
Thanks for posting those pics of the creepy dude in tights, I have never laughed SO HARD! ridiculously funny!!
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don't forget that dude in the red skinsuit :D
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Wow. So wrong.
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I feel sexy in spandex. I feel sexy in anything.
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Sing it with me now....
"I'm, Too sexy for my bibs. Too sexy for my bibs." Who did that song anyway....."Too sexy for my shirt" or some nonsense like that.... |
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