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Old 04-13-06, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by barba

I don't really have much to add to this conversation besides that I think we all have moments of what the German's call "shameful joy".
I, for one, would like to add a hot chick to this thread.....



Now there we go....
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Originally Posted by GuitarWizard
I, for one, would like to add a hot chick to this thread.....



Now there we go....

Very nice but she might have too much weight up top to entitle her to an ultralight bike
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Originally Posted by GuitarWizard
I, for one, would like to add a hot chick to this thread.....

Oh, and



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Originally Posted by GuitarWizard
I, for one, would like to add a hot chick to this thread.....



Now there we go....
Now all we need is a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head and this thread will be complete.
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This thread is now complete.




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you tell someone that you race Road bikes they most likely think that equates to the Pro level rider.
Then you know some either very stupid or gullible people.


BTW what does it say about Lance when he shows up to an amature mt bike or cyclocross race? This is something he did a lot of in the past. Or when he shows up to the Tuesday Nighter to race with those 'fast rec' riders? During my 1 hour plus ride with him he was totally cool and never gave me any attitude because I wasn't a pro rider. Apparently the pros don't think the way you do about amature or grassroots racing, that may be because before they were pro's they were amature racers too.

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Originally Posted by cbip
And I beat a rice burning civic at the drag strip so that makes me a drag racer!
Yup. You are, as long as you're semi-active. Many people I work with drag race, others road race, none of them are remotely pro, and everyone assumes they're not when it's brought up in conversation.

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I once scored a basket on George Gervin( of course who didnt) so I must be a Basketball Player.
Yes again.

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I'm not trying to offend anyone here, I'm just pointing out that when you tell someone that you race Road bikes they most likely think that equates to the Pro level rider.
I sincerely doubt a reasonably intelligent person would assume someone who races on bicycles is a professional athlete. Hell, I sometimes doubt that most Americans *know* that there are professional bike riders.
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Originally Posted by LIVE2BIKE80
Are you an English teacher? Perhaps I should run my posts through MS Word first?
...oh...I forgot to mention that your original post lacked originality. I give you a failing grade for mind-numbing banality.
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...oh...I forgot to mention that your original post lacked originality. I give you a failing grade for mind-numbing banality.
Agreed. I feel stupider just having read it.
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Hey, Is this that fat guy's hot wife?
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Originally Posted by dgregory57
Not to diminish your right to do whatever you want... but when you move up to carbon would you consider selling to a fat old guy?
Now that, I'll do!!!
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Originally Posted by AlanS
...oh...I forgot to mention that your original post lacked originality. I give you a failing grade for mind-numbing banality.
This is great, I must hit some real cords with you with all these personal attacks. It is so easy to get under some people's skin. As for originality, I am pretty sure that alot of the current posts have been addressed at some point or another.
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Originally Posted by SDRider
Agreed. I feel stupider just having read it.
If you felt so stupid why keep responding? Have you nothing better to do?
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Originally Posted by LIVE2BIKE80
If you felt so stupid why keep responding? Have you nothing better to do?
I'm so glad you joined. You are really contributing so much to this forum. Kudos to you...
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Originally Posted by SDRider
I'm so glad you joined. You are really contributing so much to this forum. Kudos to you...

How about this SDRider? It is a free country, people are free to buy the most expensive bike and I am free to write what I want and how I want. If you choose not to read it I couldn't care less. Now isn't that an original idea AlanS?
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Ok, well I gained enlightenment tonight. Not from reading this thread (suprise), but by going on a group ride. Turns out 'cbip' is a guy I know and ride with a lot. I didn't know it was him and he was mainly yanking my chain for fun, and the rest of you guys were inadvertantly sucked in along with me. Although we did have a discussion tonight about racers vs. non-racers - not sure anything was settled in person either. 2Roadies - he did show up at the shop ride last Sunday. He was expecting me to be there but rode w/you guys when I didn't show(I was traveling). I think when he said "I rode with a guy who rode with Lance" he might have actually been referring to you.
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Originally Posted by ravenmore
Ok, well I gained enlightenment tonight. Not from reading this thread (suprise), but by going on a group ride. Turns out 'cbip' is a guy I know and ride with a lot. I didn't know it was him and he was mainly yanking my chain for fun, and the rest of you guys were inadvertantly sucked in along with me. Although we did have a discussion tonight about racers vs. non-racers - not sure anything was settled in person either. 2Roadies - he did show up at the shop ride last Sunday. He was expecting me to be there but rode w/you guys when I didn't show(I was traveling). I think when he said "I rode with a guy who rode with Lance" he might have actually been referring to you.
"And now for the rest of the story"
I really thought Ravenmore would catch on faster but I had to let the cat out of the bag last night.
Come on guys you either are riding everyday as a job, that means getting paid to do it, which makes you a Pro racer or you ride everyday as recreational rider which means you dont get paid which makes you an Amature Racer. Both are riders but one of them is a RACER the other just races. Not that there is anything less impressive about the racing you do, just dont think you are some stud racer just because you can out run Bobby Joe Blow who went out drinking last night and is hung over at the race today.
Like I said before, "people always overgrade there paper"
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Originally Posted by cbip
"people always overgrade there paper"
I give you a C-.

This thread needs more hot chicks.
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This is a very stupid thread, BUT

I rode an organized ride two weeks ago, (Camp For all Hilltop ride)

There was some BIG 'OL DUDE (official medical term) on a BMC, full record, nice bike all in all, but the real killer, which I didnt notice til the end of the ride (which by the way he finished an hour behind me despite having gone 20 fewer miles) was the HYPERON ULTRA WHEELS!

I was blown away. I couldnt believe it. THis thing was like 10G after all was said and done, and all it needed was a set of Profile folding aero bars to be the pinnacle of MS 150 Barneyness. More power to dude for getting out there onthe bike, and knocking it back, I mean I dont care what his kit cost him, but really, those wheels are absurd. ESPECIALLY for a laid back charity ride that he averaged about 10 -11 mph for. Showing up like that for a charity ride is almost a slap in the face. He prolly raised hell about the 50.00 entry cost. I have a pic, I'll post it in a bit.
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Originally Posted by cbip
"And now for the rest of the story"
I really thought Ravenmore would catch on faster but I had to let the cat out of the bag last night.
Come on guys you either are riding everyday as a job, that means getting paid to do it, which makes you a Pro racer or you ride everyday as recreational rider which means you dont get paid which makes you an Amature Racer. Both are riders but one of them is a RACER the other just races. Not that there is anything less impressive about the racing you do, just dont think you are some stud racer just because you can out run Bobby Joe Blow who went out drinking last night and is hung over at the race today.
Like I said before, "people always overgrade there paper"
C'mon Chuck, why you hatin'? -there's more to it than that. Most "racers" I know are nice guys and really don't have much attitude. They're pretty helpful and supportive to other cyclist most of the time. And, to be honest, racing for me has been a humbling experience if anything. Patrick's an ex-pro. Did you ever notice how little attitude the guy has? He's the most encouraging supportive guy I know, and he by far has the most bragging rights. The guys you're complaining about are probably like 5% of the racing community (granted they can be obnoxious and vocal so you notice them more). We work hard for what we do and like anything you work hard for you take a certain pride in it. Otherwise you wouldn't do it. So when someone comes along making remarks like yours here it may understandably alienate some folks.

I may be whatever you want to call me - an "amature" racer. A Cat 5 racer - whatever. Sorry I'm not in the TDF but I still race bikes.
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Originally Posted by mellowdave
This is a very stupid thread, BUT

I rode an organized ride two weeks ago, (Camp For all Hilltop ride)

There was some BIG 'OL DUDE (official medical term) on a BMC, full record, nice bike all in all, but the real killer, which I didnt notice til the end of the ride (which by the way he finished an hour behind me despite having gone 20 fewer miles) was the HYPERON ULTRA WHEELS!

I was blown away. I couldnt believe it. THis thing was like 10G after all was said and done, and all it needed was a set of Profile folding aero bars to be the pinnacle of MS 150 Barneyness. More power to dude for getting out there onthe bike, and knocking it back, I mean I dont care what his kit cost him, but really, those wheels are absurd. ESPECIALLY for a laid back charity ride that he averaged about 10 -11 mph for. Showing up like that for a charity ride is almost a slap in the face. He prolly raised hell about the 50.00 entry cost. I have a pic, I'll post it in a bit.
Yeah im sure you dont care what his kit cost him since you generalize that "his wheels are absurd", "bringing his bike to a charity event was almost a slap in the face" and "he probably *****ed about the entry fee".

How the hell would you know if he b!tched about the entry fee? How do you know he didnt drop a 5k donation? Nice post
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