Gold Bond....
#1
Gold Bond....
I am getting a bit of crotch rot from riding, it flares up every summer due to the heat. On the ride home from the gym today I stopped to go to Kroger, Clif Bars on sale for a dollar, I am buying 30 after work today. I stopped by the pharmacy section to get some cream for my rear. I decided to try some powder for a change, as the crotch rot spray is about twice as much as foot spray ( never get the foot spray for your boys, as the burning sensation is equal to setting your coin purse on the burner on the stove). They were out of the regular strength, so I got the extra strength, the blue kind .
Never take the "blue pill". It felt like my underside smoked a Newport. But I am going to finish the bottle. Hey I bought it, so I am going to finish it.
Never take the "blue pill". It felt like my underside smoked a Newport. But I am going to finish the bottle. Hey I bought it, so I am going to finish it.
#4
Raising the Abyss
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 3,822
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From: TTing on the MUP
Bikes: Expensive ones that I ride slowly
Originally Posted by abeyance
....( never get the foot spray for your boys, as the burning sensation is equal to setting your coin purse on the burner on the stove)...
...It felt like my underside smoked a Newport But I am going to finish the bottle. Hey I bought it, so I am going to finish it.
...It felt like my underside smoked a Newport But I am going to finish the bottle. Hey I bought it, so I am going to finish it.
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"...in Las Vegas where -the electric bills are staggering -the decor hog wild -and the entertainment saccharine -what a golden age -what a time of right and reason -the consumer's king -and unhappiness is treason..."
#5
Über Member
Joined: Jan 2006
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From: Massachusetts
Bikes: 2005 Trek 5000 (the last OCLV)
Its like chaffing of the groin in hot weather from sweat. The constant rubbing of thighs and nether regions causes an uncomfortable burning rash which Gold Bond seems to soothe very well...
AKA - Swamp Ass
AKA - Swamp Ass





