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Old 05-04-06 | 01:54 PM
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I am getting a bit of crotch rot from riding, it flares up every summer due to the heat. On the ride home from the gym today I stopped to go to Kroger, Clif Bars on sale for a dollar, I am buying 30 after work today. I stopped by the pharmacy section to get some cream for my rear. I decided to try some powder for a change, as the crotch rot spray is about twice as much as foot spray ( never get the foot spray for your boys, as the burning sensation is equal to setting your coin purse on the burner on the stove). They were out of the regular strength, so I got the extra strength, the blue kind .
Never take the "blue pill". It felt like my underside smoked a Newport. But I am going to finish the bottle. Hey I bought it, so I am going to finish it.
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Old 05-04-06 | 01:57 PM
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I've got to correct an error in your sig.. its "the wisdom to hide the bodies of those that pissed me off along the way" .. just a public service helper from a brother.. =)
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Old 05-04-06 | 01:57 PM
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uh, thanks for sharing. what exactly is crotch rot? it sounds disgusting.
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Old 05-04-06 | 02:04 PM
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....( never get the foot spray for your boys, as the burning sensation is equal to setting your coin purse on the burner on the stove)...

...It felt like my underside smoked a Newport But I am going to finish the bottle. Hey I bought it, so I am going to finish it.
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Old 05-04-06 | 02:20 PM
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Its like chaffing of the groin in hot weather from sweat. The constant rubbing of thighs and nether regions causes an uncomfortable burning rash which Gold Bond seems to soothe very well...

AKA - Swamp Ass
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