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01-25-08, 06:58 PM
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Wow... GREAT POST! So helpful... but I still have a few questions for the OP...
Assuming I'm able to keep up with your squad's rigorous, CAT5 pace (I'm thinking I'll just intentionally sprain an ankle pryor to showing up) will you yell at me for the following:
Wearing the same Primal jersey as one of the regulars? Maybe you could email me ahead of time, so if you'll be wearing the Pink Floyd kit, I'll switch to the Rolling Stones.
Not rocking a compact with a 12-27? I know it doesn't make you guys weak... I wasn't even saying that. it's all about spin speed, I know... you guys are hard as f#ck. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Giggling at the fact that you guys "train" on 11 lb Addicts with full Record, Tune finishing kit, and Lightweights... while weighing 230lbs +? Okay, okay, I already know the answer to that one. You won't see the faintest smirk on my lips, I promise.
Being mesmerized by the stark contrast of your perfectly "moused" legs (razors are so five years ago) with the folds of hairy back-fat squeezing out the sides of your bib below your jersey? I'll try to look away, but it's strangely fascinating... "Hairless... hairy. Hairless... hairy. Hairless..."
So how about it, OP? Can make it without being yelled at?
F#cking fred dweebs.
Assuming I'm able to keep up with your squad's rigorous, CAT5 pace (I'm thinking I'll just intentionally sprain an ankle pryor to showing up) will you yell at me for the following:
Wearing the same Primal jersey as one of the regulars? Maybe you could email me ahead of time, so if you'll be wearing the Pink Floyd kit, I'll switch to the Rolling Stones.
Not rocking a compact with a 12-27? I know it doesn't make you guys weak... I wasn't even saying that. it's all about spin speed, I know... you guys are hard as f#ck. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Giggling at the fact that you guys "train" on 11 lb Addicts with full Record, Tune finishing kit, and Lightweights... while weighing 230lbs +? Okay, okay, I already know the answer to that one. You won't see the faintest smirk on my lips, I promise.
Being mesmerized by the stark contrast of your perfectly "moused" legs (razors are so five years ago) with the folds of hairy back-fat squeezing out the sides of your bib below your jersey? I'll try to look away, but it's strangely fascinating... "Hairless... hairy. Hairless... hairy. Hairless..."
So how about it, OP? Can make it without being yelled at?
F#cking fred dweebs.
01-25-08, 07:03 PM
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Wow... GREAT POST! So helpful... but I still have a few questions for the OP...
Assuming I'm able to keep up with your squad's rigorous, CAT5 pace (I'm thinking I'll just intentionally sprain an ankle pryor to showing up) will you yell at me for the following:
Wearing the same Primal jersey as one of the regulars? Maybe you could email me ahead of time, so if you'll be wearing the Pink Floyd kit, I'll switch to the Rolling Stones.
Not rocking a compact with a 12-27? I know it doesn't make you guys weak... I wasn't even saying that. it's all about spin speed, I know... you guys are hard as f#ck. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Giggling at the fact that you guys "train" on 11 lb Addicts with full Record, Tune finishing kit, and Lightweights... while weighing 230lbs +? Okay, okay, I already know the answer to that one. You won't see the faintest smirk on my lips, I promise.
Being mesmerized by the stark contrast of your perfectly "moused" legs (razors are so five years ago) with the folds of hairy back-fat squeezing out the sides of your bib below your jersey? I'll try to look away, but it's strangely fascinating... "Hairless... hairy. Hairless... hairy. Hairless..."
So how about it, OP? Can make it without being yelled at?
F#cking fred dweebs.
Assuming I'm able to keep up with your squad's rigorous, CAT5 pace (I'm thinking I'll just intentionally sprain an ankle pryor to showing up) will you yell at me for the following:
Wearing the same Primal jersey as one of the regulars? Maybe you could email me ahead of time, so if you'll be wearing the Pink Floyd kit, I'll switch to the Rolling Stones.
Not rocking a compact with a 12-27? I know it doesn't make you guys weak... I wasn't even saying that. it's all about spin speed, I know... you guys are hard as f#ck. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Giggling at the fact that you guys "train" on 11 lb Addicts with full Record, Tune finishing kit, and Lightweights... while weighing 230lbs +? Okay, okay, I already know the answer to that one. You won't see the faintest smirk on my lips, I promise.
Being mesmerized by the stark contrast of your perfectly "moused" legs (razors are so five years ago) with the folds of hairy back-fat squeezing out the sides of your bib below your jersey? I'll try to look away, but it's strangely fascinating... "Hairless... hairy. Hairless... hairy. Hairless..."
So how about it, OP? Can make it without being yelled at?
F#cking fred dweebs.
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01-25-08, 07:04 PM
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I'm sorry. What I meant to say was ???
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01-25-08, 08:38 PM
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01-25-08, 08:40 PM
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Wow... GREAT POST! So helpful... but I still have a few questions for the OP...
Assuming I'm able to keep up with your squad's rigorous, CAT5 pace (I'm thinking I'll just intentionally sprain an ankle pryor to showing up) will you yell at me for the following:
Wearing the same Primal jersey as one of the regulars? Maybe you could email me ahead of time, so if you'll be wearing the Pink Floyd kit, I'll switch to the Rolling Stones.
Not rocking a compact with a 12-27? I know it doesn't make you guys weak... I wasn't even saying that. it's all about spin speed, I know... you guys are hard as f#ck. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Giggling at the fact that you guys "train" on 11 lb Addicts with full Record, Tune finishing kit, and Lightweights... while weighing 230lbs +? Okay, okay, I already know the answer to that one. You won't see the faintest smirk on my lips, I promise.
Being mesmerized by the stark contrast of your perfectly "moused" legs (razors are so five years ago) with the folds of hairy back-fat squeezing out the sides of your bib below your jersey? I'll try to look away, but it's strangely fascinating... "Hairless... hairy. Hairless... hairy. Hairless..."
So how about it, OP? Can make it without being yelled at?
F#cking fred dweebs.
Assuming I'm able to keep up with your squad's rigorous, CAT5 pace (I'm thinking I'll just intentionally sprain an ankle pryor to showing up) will you yell at me for the following:
Wearing the same Primal jersey as one of the regulars? Maybe you could email me ahead of time, so if you'll be wearing the Pink Floyd kit, I'll switch to the Rolling Stones.
Not rocking a compact with a 12-27? I know it doesn't make you guys weak... I wasn't even saying that. it's all about spin speed, I know... you guys are hard as f#ck. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Giggling at the fact that you guys "train" on 11 lb Addicts with full Record, Tune finishing kit, and Lightweights... while weighing 230lbs +? Okay, okay, I already know the answer to that one. You won't see the faintest smirk on my lips, I promise.
Being mesmerized by the stark contrast of your perfectly "moused" legs (razors are so five years ago) with the folds of hairy back-fat squeezing out the sides of your bib below your jersey? I'll try to look away, but it's strangely fascinating... "Hairless... hairy. Hairless... hairy. Hairless..."
So how about it, OP? Can make it without being yelled at?
F#cking fred dweebs.
01-25-08, 08:44 PM
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Wow... GREAT POST! So helpful... but I still have a few questions for the OP...
Assuming I'm able to keep up with your squad's rigorous, CAT5 pace (I'm thinking I'll just intentionally sprain an ankle pryor to showing up) will you yell at me for the following:
Wearing the same Primal jersey as one of the regulars? Maybe you could email me ahead of time, so if you'll be wearing the Pink Floyd kit, I'll switch to the Rolling Stones.
Not rocking a compact with a 12-27? I know it doesn't make you guys weak... I wasn't even saying that. it's all about spin speed, I know... you guys are hard as f#ck. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Giggling at the fact that you guys "train" on 11 lb Addicts with full Record, Tune finishing kit, and Lightweights... while weighing 230lbs +? Okay, okay, I already know the answer to that one. You won't see the faintest smirk on my lips, I promise.
Being mesmerized by the stark contrast of your perfectly "moused" legs (razors are so five years ago) with the folds of hairy back-fat squeezing out the sides of your bib below your jersey? I'll try to look away, but it's strangely fascinating... "Hairless... hairy. Hairless... hairy. Hairless..."
So how about it, OP? Can make it without being yelled at?
F#cking fred dweebs.
Assuming I'm able to keep up with your squad's rigorous, CAT5 pace (I'm thinking I'll just intentionally sprain an ankle pryor to showing up) will you yell at me for the following:
Wearing the same Primal jersey as one of the regulars? Maybe you could email me ahead of time, so if you'll be wearing the Pink Floyd kit, I'll switch to the Rolling Stones.
Not rocking a compact with a 12-27? I know it doesn't make you guys weak... I wasn't even saying that. it's all about spin speed, I know... you guys are hard as f#ck. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Giggling at the fact that you guys "train" on 11 lb Addicts with full Record, Tune finishing kit, and Lightweights... while weighing 230lbs +? Okay, okay, I already know the answer to that one. You won't see the faintest smirk on my lips, I promise.
Being mesmerized by the stark contrast of your perfectly "moused" legs (razors are so five years ago) with the folds of hairy back-fat squeezing out the sides of your bib below your jersey? I'll try to look away, but it's strangely fascinating... "Hairless... hairy. Hairless... hairy. Hairless..."
So how about it, OP? Can make it without being yelled at?
F#cking fred dweebs.
01-25-08, 08:54 PM
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Wow... GREAT POST! So helpful... but I still have a few questions for the OP...
Assuming I'm able to keep up with your squad's rigorous, CAT5 pace (I'm thinking I'll just intentionally sprain an ankle pryor to showing up) will you yell at me for the following:
Wearing the same Primal jersey as one of the regulars? Maybe you could email me ahead of time, so if you'll be wearing the Pink Floyd kit, I'll switch to the Rolling Stones.
Not rocking a compact with a 12-27? I know it doesn't make you guys weak... I wasn't even saying that. it's all about spin speed, I know... you guys are hard as f#ck. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Giggling at the fact that you guys "train" on 11 lb Addicts with full Record, Tune finishing kit, and Lightweights... while weighing 230lbs +? Okay, okay, I already know the answer to that one. You won't see the faintest smirk on my lips, I promise.
Being mesmerized by the stark contrast of your perfectly "moused" legs (razors are so five years ago) with the folds of hairy back-fat squeezing out the sides of your bib below your jersey? I'll try to look away, but it's strangely fascinating... "Hairless... hairy. Hairless... hairy. Hairless..."
So how about it, OP? Can make it without being yelled at?
F#cking fred dweebs.
Assuming I'm able to keep up with your squad's rigorous, CAT5 pace (I'm thinking I'll just intentionally sprain an ankle pryor to showing up) will you yell at me for the following:
Wearing the same Primal jersey as one of the regulars? Maybe you could email me ahead of time, so if you'll be wearing the Pink Floyd kit, I'll switch to the Rolling Stones.
Not rocking a compact with a 12-27? I know it doesn't make you guys weak... I wasn't even saying that. it's all about spin speed, I know... you guys are hard as f#ck. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Giggling at the fact that you guys "train" on 11 lb Addicts with full Record, Tune finishing kit, and Lightweights... while weighing 230lbs +? Okay, okay, I already know the answer to that one. You won't see the faintest smirk on my lips, I promise.
Being mesmerized by the stark contrast of your perfectly "moused" legs (razors are so five years ago) with the folds of hairy back-fat squeezing out the sides of your bib below your jersey? I'll try to look away, but it's strangely fascinating... "Hairless... hairy. Hairless... hairy. Hairless..."
So how about it, OP? Can make it without being yelled at?
F#cking fred dweebs.
Funny stuff, and no, you couldn't make it, although bein droped doesn't get you yelled at.
01-25-08, 08:58 PM
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Should we start making bets to see if EventServices will reply to that?
or how about bets on seeing weather Chocolate Milk even bothered to look at the date on the original post?
or how about bets on seeing weather Chocolate Milk even bothered to look at the date on the original post?
01-25-08, 09:01 PM
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Wow... GREAT POST! So helpful... but I still have a few questions for the OP...
Assuming I'm able to keep up with your squad's rigorous, CAT5 pace (I'm thinking I'll just intentionally sprain an ankle pryor to showing up) will you yell at me for the following:
Wearing the same Primal jersey as one of the regulars? Maybe you could email me ahead of time, so if you'll be wearing the Pink Floyd kit, I'll switch to the Rolling Stones.
Not rocking a compact with a 12-27? I know it doesn't make you guys weak... I wasn't even saying that. it's all about spin speed, I know... you guys are hard as f#ck. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Giggling at the fact that you guys "train" on 11 lb Addicts with full Record, Tune finishing kit, and Lightweights... while weighing 230lbs +? Okay, okay, I already know the answer to that one. You won't see the faintest smirk on my lips, I promise.
Being mesmerized by the stark contrast of your perfectly "moused" legs (razors are so five years ago) with the folds of hairy back-fat squeezing out the sides of your bib below your jersey? I'll try to look away, but it's strangely fascinating... "Hairless... hairy. Hairless... hairy. Hairless..."
So how about it, OP? Can make it without being yelled at?
F#cking fred dweebs.
Assuming I'm able to keep up with your squad's rigorous, CAT5 pace (I'm thinking I'll just intentionally sprain an ankle pryor to showing up) will you yell at me for the following:
Wearing the same Primal jersey as one of the regulars? Maybe you could email me ahead of time, so if you'll be wearing the Pink Floyd kit, I'll switch to the Rolling Stones.
Not rocking a compact with a 12-27? I know it doesn't make you guys weak... I wasn't even saying that. it's all about spin speed, I know... you guys are hard as f#ck. I'm sorry I brought it up.
Giggling at the fact that you guys "train" on 11 lb Addicts with full Record, Tune finishing kit, and Lightweights... while weighing 230lbs +? Okay, okay, I already know the answer to that one. You won't see the faintest smirk on my lips, I promise.
Being mesmerized by the stark contrast of your perfectly "moused" legs (razors are so five years ago) with the folds of hairy back-fat squeezing out the sides of your bib below your jersey? I'll try to look away, but it's strangely fascinating... "Hairless... hairy. Hairless... hairy. Hairless..."
So how about it, OP? Can make it without being yelled at?
F#cking fred dweebs.
01-26-08, 05:17 AM
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I wonder if he read through all 24 pages before posting that... haha
01-26-08, 07:46 AM
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ok, this thread has gotten way too much activity in the past couple of days. can we let sleeping dogs lie, please?
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