Hello Knave? Come in please Knave?
06-07-06, 12:44 PM
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Hello Knave? Come in please Knave?
Well I would have thought the beast would have finally showed his ugly head on 6-6-06.
But alas, I have not seen "The Knave" on my regular training route for over two weeks now!
He has never been missing for this long in the last five years.
Could it all be part of some sort of sinister plot?
Where is he?
What is going on?
But alas, I have not seen "The Knave" on my regular training route for over two weeks now!
He has never been missing for this long in the last five years.
Could it all be part of some sort of sinister plot?
Where is he?
What is going on?
06-07-06, 12:53 PM
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He's on tour, taunting OCP around the world...
06-07-06, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Hipcycler
Well I would have thought the beast would have finally showed his ugly head on 6-6-06.
But alas, I have not seen "The Knave" on my regular training route for over two weeks now!
He has never been missing for this long in the last five years.
Could it all be part of some sort of sinister plot?
Where is he?
What is going on?
But alas, I have not seen "The Knave" on my regular training route for over two weeks now!
He has never been missing for this long in the last five years.
Could it all be part of some sort of sinister plot?
Where is he?
What is going on?
Sad. Very, very sad.
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06-07-06, 01:58 PM
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He's not a christian?....
06-07-06, 02:08 PM
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Maybe he got a new kit?
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Hip Cyler to Major Knave ...Hip Cyler to Major Knave :
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Hip Cyler to Major Knave: Commencing dress down kit is on
Check air pressure and may God's speed be with you
This is Hip Cyler to Major Knave, you've really made the grade!
And the Forum posters want to know whose kits you wear,
Now it's time to leave the side walk if you dare
This is Major Knave to Hip Cyler , I'm stepping into my clips
And the floats feeling the most peculiar way
And the streets look very different today
For here am I sitting on a Lite Speed, far above the urban sprawl
Shammies I bought are blue and there's nothing I can't do
.....
Though I'm passed one thousand miles, I'm feeling very strong
And I think my Lite Speed knows which way to go,
tell hipcycler I miss him very much he knows
Hip Cycler to Major Knave:
Your crit's dead, there's something wong.
Can you pass me Major Knave?
Can you pass me Major Knave?
Can you pass me Major Knave? Can you ...
Here am I training on my Lite Speed, far above the urban sprawl
Shammies I bought are blue and there's nothing I can't do
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Hip Cyler to Major Knave: Commencing dress down kit is on
Check air pressure and may God's speed be with you
This is Hip Cyler to Major Knave, you've really made the grade!
And the Forum posters want to know whose kits you wear,
Now it's time to leave the side walk if you dare
This is Major Knave to Hip Cyler , I'm stepping into my clips
And the floats feeling the most peculiar way
And the streets look very different today
For here am I sitting on a Lite Speed, far above the urban sprawl
Shammies I bought are blue and there's nothing I can't do
.....
Though I'm passed one thousand miles, I'm feeling very strong
And I think my Lite Speed knows which way to go,
tell hipcycler I miss him very much he knows
Hip Cycler to Major Knave:
Your crit's dead, there's something wong.
Can you pass me Major Knave?
Can you pass me Major Knave?
Can you pass me Major Knave? Can you ...
Here am I training on my Lite Speed, far above the urban sprawl
Shammies I bought are blue and there's nothing I can't do
06-07-06, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by velocity
Hip Cyler to Major Knave ...Hip Cyler to Major Knave :
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Hip Cyler to Major Knave: Commencing dress down kit is on
Check air pressure and may God's speed be with you
This is Hip Cyler to Major Knave, you've really made the grade!
And the Forum posters want to know whose kits you wear,
Now it's time to leave the side walk if you dare
This is Major Knave to Hip Cyler , I'm stepping into my clips
And the floats feeling the most peculiar way
And the streets look very different today
For here am I sitting on a Lite Speed, far above the urban sprawl
Shammies I bought are blue and there's nothing I can't do
.....
Though I'm passed one thousand miles, I'm feeling very strong
And I think my Lite Speed knows which way to go,
tell my wife I love her very much she knows
Hip Cycler to Major Knave:
Your crit's dead, there's something wong.
Can you pass me Major Knave?
Can you pass me Major Knave?
Can you pass me Major Knave? Can you ...
Here am I training on my Lite Speed, far above the urban sprawl
Shammies I bought are blue and there's nothing I can't do
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Hip Cyler to Major Knave: Commencing dress down kit is on
Check air pressure and may God's speed be with you
This is Hip Cyler to Major Knave, you've really made the grade!
And the Forum posters want to know whose kits you wear,
Now it's time to leave the side walk if you dare
This is Major Knave to Hip Cyler , I'm stepping into my clips
And the floats feeling the most peculiar way
And the streets look very different today
For here am I sitting on a Lite Speed, far above the urban sprawl
Shammies I bought are blue and there's nothing I can't do
.....
Though I'm passed one thousand miles, I'm feeling very strong
And I think my Lite Speed knows which way to go,
tell my wife I love her very much she knows
Hip Cycler to Major Knave:
Your crit's dead, there's something wong.
Can you pass me Major Knave?
Can you pass me Major Knave?
Can you pass me Major Knave? Can you ...
Here am I training on my Lite Speed, far above the urban sprawl
Shammies I bought are blue and there's nothing I can't do
Tim
06-07-06, 02:40 PM
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06-07-06, 02:47 PM
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Man, oh man, there are some creative members of this forum. I haven't laughed out loud at my desk like that in months! 
06-07-06, 02:51 PM
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I'm going back out tomorrow.....He HAS to be out there somewhere. Things just don't seem right on the old route without seeing him now.
Every time I saw someone ahead or coming at me today I thought it might be him....but he has disappeared I tell ya!
Every time I saw someone ahead or coming at me today I thought it might be him....but he has disappeared I tell ya!
06-07-06, 02:52 PM
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Maybe he's taking some OCP classes at UWM to get up to speed. I hear they have a great OCP program there. Top notch, It's even integrated into the Psychology department. 
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06-07-06, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Patriot
Maybe he's taking some OCP classes at UWM to get up to speed. I hear they have a great OCP program there. Top notch, It's even integrated into the Psychology department.
We're in negotiations now to hire me as a guest lecturer during the fall semester.
06-07-06, 03:03 PM
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Tête de Limace
I'd hate to be the one to say this...
From previous descriptions, I always assumed he was kinda old... maybe he's dead.
From previous descriptions, I always assumed he was kinda old... maybe he's dead.
06-07-06, 03:05 PM
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He could be sick....
He's older....retired maybe?
But not that old....unless something bad happened to him.
I hope not.
He became, over my last six years on this route, like part of the scenery.
He's older....retired maybe?
But not that old....unless something bad happened to him.
I hope not.
He became, over my last six years on this route, like part of the scenery.
06-07-06, 03:09 PM
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Tête de Limace
Originally Posted by Hipcycler
He could be sick....
He's older....retired maybe?
But not that old....unless something bad happened to him.
I hope not.
He became, over my last six years on this route, like part of the scenery.
He's older....retired maybe?
But not that old....unless something bad happened to him.
I hope not.
He became, over my last six years on this route, like part of the scenery.
06-07-06, 03:18 PM
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OK...
I'm taking the camera along on my ride tomorrow in the hopes that he returns and I can get a shot and report back here.
I'm taking the camera along on my ride tomorrow in the hopes that he returns and I can get a shot and report back here.
06-07-06, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Hipcycler
OK...
I'm taking the camera along on my ride tomorrow in the hopes that he returns and I can get a shot and report back here.
I'm taking the camera along on my ride tomorrow in the hopes that he returns and I can get a shot and report back here.
Off the meds, again, are we?
06-07-06, 03:48 PM
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Tête de Limace
Originally Posted by Hipcycler
OK...
I'm taking the camera along on my ride tomorrow in the hopes that he returns and I can get a shot and report back here.
I'm taking the camera along on my ride tomorrow in the hopes that he returns and I can get a shot and report back here.
Or it's a UFO.
either way, we need proof of absence... you know that old scientific axiom...
06-07-06, 03:50 PM
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Tête de Limace
Originally Posted by Hipcycler
Meds?
What meds?
I'm like this naturally!
What meds?
I'm like this naturally!
06-07-06, 06:03 PM
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He was through here last year, but I haven't seen him since.
