botto 

tall trees catch more wind.

catherine96821

shared from the freedivers forum.

https://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

GaryA

Something tells me that needs sound.

TXCiclista

I shave for 3 reasons (listed in order of importance)

1. Looks (so sue me)
2. Potential cleaning after an accident (it DOES help)
3. The ability to add 0.00001 mph and ride 0.0002 miles farther

Given that looks are my main thing (I can finally admit it), I just shave about 1-2" higher than the bottom of my shorts, so usualy mid-thigh.













Oh, and I shave my butt too.

TXCiclista

That would be the "Salad Tosser" O_o


(And fwiw, the in-depth discussion following "yogurt shooter" completely killed the joke. Never EVER analyze a great joke. Just let it hang in the air, like a good toot...)

blonduathlongrl

Why? so it will catch up 0.00001 on speed too and wont drag so much behind ya?

TXCiclista

Yeah, helps fight those morning when my butt's dragging

TomMc1

This thread is hilarious. The Bodygroomer website is funny too. I haven't laughed this hard through a thread in a long time. Thanks for the entertainment.

slim_77

woh, woh...look in the mirror after a shower!!!

SDRider

Funny...I think that's his best feature.

DrPete 

Well, I did it. I used the Elite Ozone stuff, and after 10 minutes of leaving it on the legs it all wiped off. I went for the "wool speedo" over botto's "wool boxers" look.

The wife was a little apprehensive about it, but now that it's done she says she actually prefers it. And my legs totally look more buffed, which is what this is all really about anyway.

blonduathlongrl

agreed!!! and now you have just become her sexy thang toy!
have fun!

DrPete 

Maybe tomorrow morning I'll have something else to add to the "definition of a recovery ride" thread.

jfblodi

And I thought I was the only one who did those "recovery" rides

C_Heath

<<<<<<<<< Belly button down

I will Shave my legs even if Im not a cyclist. They look and feel better. Plus, I hate hair anyhow.

DrPete 

jfblodi, I LOVE the new sig line!

blonduathlongrl

what you recovering from? you're young, you should be able to keep going and going and going..

banerjek

It might be more of a culture thing than an age thing even if there is a correlation. At the health club I go to, there are definitely guys in their 40's who require a shelf of products to preen themselves forever, a behavior characteristic I normally associate with women. Having said that, this behavior is rare by the time you get to retirement age.

I don't get all of these face piercings myself. Reminds me of the punks back in the 80's -- looks like maintaining the look would just be a PITA. Plus, it probably wouldn't go over too well with the wife. She was really ticked when I shaved my head even though I haven't been able to grow anything on top for a long time. I expect that she would mock me mercilessly if I shaved my legs, though maybe I should ask.....

botto 

wait a minute. did you actually race with hairy legs?

botto 

i bet that takes a couple of packages razors.

botto 

Manscaping, what about womanscaping?

i don't find it odd, i just don't find the vertical mustasche, or the prepubescent look very sexy. i like it natural.

DrPete 

I did, I confess...

botto 

it's a good thing that 1. you never confessed earlier, and 2. that you're an expert marksman, otherwise i'd open up a can of whoopass & scorn

DrPete 

I was a Cat 5 and I still sucked pretty bad. I don't know what the ability threshold was exactly, but I feel like I finally got there.

C_Heath

I think you should change it back to "Cat 6"

That was funny-er lol