Is this true? BOTTO's been BANNED?
03-30-07, 04:35 PM
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03-30-07, 04:36 PM
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How did it get so Ricky Martin in here?
03-30-07, 04:39 PM
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03-30-07, 04:39 PM
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Raising the Abyss
Since we're making goofy botto poems and songs, here's one you can sing to the tune of "Senor Don Gato":
Oh banned botto was neither angel or slime
On a nord Hollland hill banned botto climbed
He rode there to read a BF thread,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
Where the reading light was only in his head,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
'Twas a love thread for banned botto
I adore you wrote the Roadie BF members
Whose legs were shaved and very slender
There was not a finer hack,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
On the road or track,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
And they said they'd post in ode to banned botto
Oh, banned botto jumped so happily
He fell off his bike and broke his knee
Broke his ribs and his toes,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
And soiled his mighty Assos,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
Ay Caramba cried banned botto
Then the doctors all came on the run
Just to see if something could be done
And they held a consultation,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
About how to save their patient,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
How to save banned botto
But in spite of everything they tried
Poor banned botto up and died
And it wasn't very merry,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
Going to the cemetery,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
For the ending of banned botto
When the funeral passed the market square
Such a smell of Hefeweizen was in the air
Though his burial was slated,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
He became reanimated,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
He came back to post, banned botto
Oh banned botto was neither angel or slime
On a nord Hollland hill banned botto climbed
He rode there to read a BF thread,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
Where the reading light was only in his head,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
'Twas a love thread for banned botto
I adore you wrote the Roadie BF members
Whose legs were shaved and very slender
There was not a finer hack,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
On the road or track,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
And they said they'd post in ode to banned botto
Oh, banned botto jumped so happily
He fell off his bike and broke his knee
Broke his ribs and his toes,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
And soiled his mighty Assos,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
Ay Caramba cried banned botto
Then the doctors all came on the run
Just to see if something could be done
And they held a consultation,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
About how to save their patient,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
How to save banned botto
But in spite of everything they tried
Poor banned botto up and died
And it wasn't very merry,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
Going to the cemetery,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
For the ending of banned botto
When the funeral passed the market square
Such a smell of Hefeweizen was in the air
Though his burial was slated,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
He became reanimated,
Incorrect, incorrect, incorrect
He came back to post, banned botto
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"...in Las Vegas where -the electric bills are staggering -the decor hog wild -and the entertainment saccharine -what a golden age -what a time of right and reason -the consumer's king -and unhappiness is treason..."
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03-30-07, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by -VELOCITY-
How did it get so Ricky Martin in here?
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03-30-07, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by dog hair
where have you been? this thread was started by ricky martin.
this is still my favorite version of "she bangs"
https://video.google.com/videoplay?do...eid=searchfeed
03-30-07, 04:59 PM
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Sung to IKO IKO.
Your bike mod and my bike mod, sitting by the fire,
botto man offends someone, or called the mods a liar,
talk about botto,.... botto, botto bott eh?
This thread'l go to 60 pages, more than threads bout Lance Hey!
My forum and your forum, goin major haywire,
Seems if you like botto much, that proves that your a gaywire.
Talk about botto. Botto botto bott eh?
If you like this fellow much, haters say you are gay!
Botto bots, must be gay,
Botto bots, must be gay.
Your bike mod and my bike mod, sitting by the fire,
botto man offends someone, or called the mods a liar,
talk about botto,.... botto, botto bott eh?
This thread'l go to 60 pages, more than threads bout Lance Hey!
My forum and your forum, goin major haywire,
Seems if you like botto much, that proves that your a gaywire.
Talk about botto. Botto botto bott eh?
If you like this fellow much, haters say you are gay!
Botto bots, must be gay,
Botto bots, must be gay.
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03-30-07, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Enthalpic
i'm back.
that is all.
that is all.
03-30-07, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Enthalpic
Do you wear glasses? 8otto
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03-30-07, 06:03 PM
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Botto is like Herpes...... He'll be back and bothering us again in no time! 
03-30-07, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
humm. I think not.
this is still my favorite version of "she bangs"
https://video.google.com/videoplay?do...eid=searchfeed
this is still my favorite version of "she bangs"
https://video.google.com/videoplay?do...eid=searchfeed
03-30-07, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
is dog hair really banned?
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03-30-07, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by dog hair
it actually worked.
Hey, does anyone have any good blond jokes?
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03-30-07, 06:49 PM
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I think this has gone on long enough. Thread closed.
