Haha this guy was so slow!
 

Hey guys my first post here and i thought it wood be a good one to share! i only got my first road bike for my birthday last year a trek 1500 the best bike you can get unless you're like super rich i supose but im not so thats why i have a 1500 but its all good cuz it kicks ass!

so anyways i was riding today on my usual 15 mile ride and i was going along at 16mph and saw this older guy, not too old i mean he was probably 24 or osmeting but hes older then me. well anyways when i saw him ahead of me i pumped it up to 18mph to catch up to him and i got up to him real quick.

i rode up next to him and said hey and he looked at me and nodded like "Yea lets go buddy!" so i went as fast as i could prolly 20mph or so and then before i knew it he was long gone behind me.

Thats what happens wen people race me, thats why i am da fastest! :D

Anyways im just sayin hi, my friend told me about this place so i wanted to check it out and i think im gonna stay

How are ya Timmy?

"Hey Hank, you got any of those clues left? I need one over here"

Why anyone would waste time creating a username to post this is beyond me. I feel cheated out of the last 20 seconds of my life. What an *******.

You're no fun :D

At least I'm only banning one your names. ;)

touché

Looking forward to it.

All you need is a power meter, 400 watts, some yellow helmet straps and "the look" and its pretty much a direct copy of The Legend of R600DuraAce: Super Bicycle Racer

I am certainly not da fastest, but I am confident I am faster than any Ditka super-fan.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaa Bears!
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R600DuraAce Jr.

"Da Fastest": Sonny, I'm 74 . . . care to compete?

Your an idiot!

troll, based on my hourly rate troll owes me at least nickel! far more than this post was worth.

Lock!

Sure, why not.