Haha this guy was so slow!
04-18-07 | 01:40 PM
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Haha this guy was so slow!
Hey guys my first post here and i thought it wood be a good one to share! i only got my first road bike for my birthday last year a trek 1500 the best bike you can get unless you're like super rich i supose but im not so thats why i have a 1500 but its all good cuz it kicks ass!
so anyways i was riding today on my usual 15 mile ride and i was going along at 16mph and saw this older guy, not too old i mean he was probably 24 or osmeting but hes older then me. well anyways when i saw him ahead of me i pumped it up to 18mph to catch up to him and i got up to him real quick.
i rode up next to him and said hey and he looked at me and nodded like "Yea lets go buddy!" so i went as fast as i could prolly 20mph or so and then before i knew it he was long gone behind me.
Thats what happens wen people race me, thats why i am da fastest!
Anyways im just sayin hi, my friend told me about this place so i wanted to check it out and i think im gonna stay
so anyways i was riding today on my usual 15 mile ride and i was going along at 16mph and saw this older guy, not too old i mean he was probably 24 or osmeting but hes older then me. well anyways when i saw him ahead of me i pumped it up to 18mph to catch up to him and i got up to him real quick.
i rode up next to him and said hey and he looked at me and nodded like "Yea lets go buddy!" so i went as fast as i could prolly 20mph or so and then before i knew it he was long gone behind me.
Thats what happens wen people race me, thats why i am da fastest!
Anyways im just sayin hi, my friend told me about this place so i wanted to check it out and i think im gonna stay
04-18-07 | 01:42 PM
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How are ya Timmy?
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04-18-07 | 01:44 PM
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Why anyone would waste time creating a username to post this is beyond me. I feel cheated out of the last 20 seconds of my life. What an *******.
04-18-07 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by LowCel
How are ya Timmy?
04-18-07 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by timmyquest
You're no fun
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04-18-07 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by LowCel
At least I'm only banning one your names.
04-18-07 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Da Fastest!
Anyways im just sayin hi, my friend told me about this place so i wanted to check it out and i think im gonna stay
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04-18-07 | 01:47 PM
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All you need is a power meter, 400 watts, some yellow helmet straps and "the look" and its pretty much a direct copy of The Legend of R600DuraAce: Super Bicycle Racer
04-18-07 | 01:48 PM
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I am certainly not da fastest, but I am confident I am faster than any Ditka super-fan.
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04-18-07 | 01:48 PM
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04-18-07 | 01:49 PM
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"Da Fastest": Sonny, I'm 74 . . . care to compete?
04-18-07 | 01:52 PM
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Your an idiot!
04-18-07 | 01:53 PM
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troll, based on my hourly rate troll owes me at least nickel! far more than this post was worth.
04-18-07 | 01:55 PM
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04-18-07 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by DMF
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